It begins...

[AmbushCat]

Cheer! CHEER! *pulls a live trout out of his mouth* The fish demands it!

Trout: Yeh.

[Kether]

"Why yes, Ambush, that'd be delightful! But first, Kether should really be a... Kassie!" She snaps, and again Kether changes. Her outlook grows bubblier as her chest does, and she is fillef with feminine pride and school spirit!
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"Now, Kassie, give us a cheer!"

She blushes, "this is like.. um totally not cool"

[AmbushCat]

With enthusiasm! With enthusiasm! With--- ... *looks at Tiffany out the corners of his eyes* ...Anything specific you want her to cheer about?

[Tiffany Grimm]

Tiffany claps for the trout. "Do you have any references? I could use a swim instructor!"

"Now, now, Kassie, give us a cheer about how much you love being female, you obedient little minx you!" *slaps Kassie's butt*

[AmbushCat]

"Do you have any references? I could use a swim instructor!"

Trout: Wouldn't do much good even if I did, Miss Grimm. Only way I know how to swim is like a fish.

He can breathe air just fine, too.

Trout: Yeah, I'm just as surprised as you, fuzzball.

[Tiffany Grimm]

"Well, do you know anything about art history?"

[Ookalf]

...Are you trying to recruit a fish?

[Tiffany Grimm]

"...Are you not?"

[AmbushCat]

"Well, do you know anything about art history?"

Trout: Hmm, I majored in art at Triton University, out in the ocean...

Wait, you guys have a college?

Trout: Of course we do. What, you thought we just swam around to spawn and be eaten?

...Yes.

Trout: *sounding smug* Tell Maria Kathleen I said hello. I had a crush on her for months.

*rolls his eyes* Shut up, fish.

[Tiffany Grimm]

Tiffany beams. "Mr. Trout, you're hired!"

[Kether]

Tiffany claps for the trout. "Do you have any references? I could use a swim instructor!"

"Now, now, Kassie, give us a cheer about how much you love being female, you obedient little minx you!" *slaps Kassie's butt*

She blinks as her body starts to move on itsown and begin to cheer*

[Tiffany Grimm]

"Come on, Kassie, louder!" *slaps the booty again.*

[Kether]

"Come on, Kassie, louder!" *slaps the booty again.*

*she leaps up up and starts shaking around her pom poms*

[Ookalf]

"...Are you not?"

Well, I wasn't planning on it... And wow, you're really pushing Kassie, huh?

[AmbushCat]

((OOC: A bit of minor elaboration regarding my last post. Some years ago here at Muffinville, a kraken attacked a sea-going ship and was eventually defeated by some TF shenanigans, and she later assumed the name Maria before going her own way. Seems the kraken and the fish were once acquaintances. ))

Tiffany beams. "Mr. Trout, you're hired!"

Trout: Sweet. Fuzzball, hit me.

*Ambush rolls his eyes, but complies and tosses the fish into the air. A cannon of some kind pops out of his right ear and nails the fish with an energy blast; when the light settles, this is what it has become before she hits the ground. The only difference is that she seems more humanoid than fish-like.*

Wakasagihime: ...Her? Really?

I've been on a Touhou kick recently, ok? Roll with it.

Wakasagihime: Fine, but only if you call me "Lauren Aqua".

Sure, sure.