The Dairy Trap

[Knight Errant]

Sarah nods... sweatdropping. "Um... okay." She says... turning and heading towards the door to head inside!

Heather, following would see a bare, steril hallway... with identical doors with numbered plates across them as the only labeling system. Its... oddly... quiet.

[muffinstud]

At the end of the hall is a slightly larger set of doors, again with an electric lock. Before they reach it though, one of the identical doors opens and a husky man in a white lab coat enters the hallway. "Ah, ladies! Please, come in! I'm sure you have a load of questions for me." He gestures for them to enter a clean but lived in office. There are funny demotivational posters on the wall, and a cow bobble head on his desk.

To Sarah... the doctor seems oddly familiar. She can't quite place it though. Heather sits in one of the comfy looking chairs at his desk.

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Sarah goes to head in! She does raise an eyebrow, though... where had she seen this person before? Could she have? Its not likely... is it?

[muffinstud]

The doctor sits down across from the two and looks them over. "So, I see you've gotten yourselves some new outfits. You'll blend in nicely here." He gives Sarah a smile and looks to Heather. His smile dampens a bit. "For the most part." He waves something off and reaches back behind his desk... into a mini fridge. "Now, do either of you recognize this?" He holds up a small container of milk identical to the one James bought a few days ago.

Then it clicks. Sarah knows this man... he was the husky farmer at the market! He sold her that milk!

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Sarah... or... James... blinks... and nods. "Yes... I bought one of those at the farmers market..." She says... wondering why he... oh duh... he wouldnt recognize her...

[muffinstud]

The doctor nods and makes a couple of notes, focusing on Sarah. Heather just frowns in confusion. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that. You see, we try to maintain the highest levels of quality control. However, every now and then some infected product slips through our fingers."

Wait... this dude was practically throwing that "infected" product at him at that market. Something doesn't seem right...

"You see... we are running an experiment on special, self replicating hormone treatments. Essentially, it's a strand of protein that makes the body produce certain hormones. We're running it on cows right now with stunning results. Normally, the protein is destroyed during the pasteurization process, but you must have gotten a bottle that slipped through our fingers."

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Sarah nods... frowning... "I see... so I managed to get very unlucky..." She glances to Heather. "And when Heather-err... Rob... drank the milk I made by mistake... it infected him? This sounds kind of... dangerous. You have FDA approval on this?"

[muffinstud]

The doctor sets the milk down. Heather first glares at it, then at Sarah. "It was the milk the whole time?"

He nods. "Yes. And no, we're still under testing. That makes the milk you got even more rare. I'm sorry, but it seems the two of you should have bought a lottery ticket instead." He shrugs, then puts the milk back into his mini fridge. "But no worries. We have a series of tests we'd like to try. Hopefully, we should be able to isolate just how the protein interacted with you and tweak it just enough to prevent this terrible mistake in the future."

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Sarah frowns... getting a bit annoyed. "You know you might have mentioned that when you were selling it to me, mister Thewell..."

[muffinstud]

Thewell backs up a bit, straightening his tie. "What? That's preposterous. I would never sell an unfinished product, let alone one that could change a person's physical makeup..."

Heather's jaw drops again, and points at the doctor. "You sold us the stuff that gave us tits! I'm so gonna sue!"

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Sarah frowns. "It was you... you might not recognize me... but I recognize you..." She takes her drivers license out and holds it up for him. "Recognize me now?"

[muffinstud]

Thewell's eyes bug out at the driver's license. "You! But... that farmer's market wasn't anywhere near the school... you weren't supposed to..." He reaches for his phone and starts dialing!

Heather reaches over and smacks his hand, causing him to give a somewhat girly yelp. "You're in big trouble! Change us back! Now!"

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Sarah frowns... "What the heck are you talking about, 'doctor'?" She asks... glaring...

[muffinstud]

He looks between the two of them. "I don't have to tell you anything!" He tries to pull his hand away... but Heather jumps up onto the table and manages to pin both hands. "Hey James. I think the good doctor is thirsty. Why don't you get him something from the fridge?"

Thewell sweats a bit. "Hah! That milk has been pasteurized. It won't do anything to me!"

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Sarah smirks... "Oh yeah? Well what if I get you some thats... fresh?" She says... approaching... gesturing to her chest...