by muffinstud » Sat Nov 24, 2012 8:02 pm
The doctor nods and makes a couple of notes, focusing on Sarah. Heather just frowns in confusion. "Oh, I'm terribly sorry about that. You see, we try to maintain the highest levels of quality control. However, every now and then some infected product slips through our fingers."
Wait... this dude was practically throwing that "infected" product at him at that market. Something doesn't seem right...
"You see... we are running an experiment on special, self replicating hormone treatments. Essentially, it's a strand of protein that makes the body produce certain hormones. We're running it on cows right now with stunning results. Normally, the protein is destroyed during the pasteurization process, but you must have gotten a bottle that slipped through our fingers."
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker