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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:35 pm

James glares... "If I have to start reciting embarrassing crap you've done while only in my presence, I will. But I'll start with eavesdropping on you while you talked in your sleep. Mumbling about tea parties with Mister Snugglekins."
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:30 pm

"All right, that's enough!" Rob growls and crosses his arms in front of him. "So why the heck do you look like a chick? Even your hair is different." Indeed, if James checks, his hair looks... strawberry blond!
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:45 pm

James blinks... tugging his hair and groaning... "Great... damnit! And I don't know why... But... I... don't just look like one..." She sweatdrops... and goes to pull her shirt and scarf off again... "I... am one... Rob... "
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:55 pm

Rob's eyes bug out at the display... then he averts his eyes. "Whoa there, put your shirt back on! Not that I don't enjoy the show, I do. It's just... kinda sudden, you know? And... it's weird seeing your roommate flash his tits..." He keeps his arms crossed... over his own puffy chest.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:57 pm

James puts the scarf down... putting the shirt on without it... "Rob... its happening to you too..." She says...
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 8:11 pm

Rob shakes his head. "No way. I've just got a rash... like you had yesterday. I'm sure whatever the doctor prescribed for you will keep it from getting worse." He blinks. "He... did give you a prescription for something, right?" He looks uneasily at James' chest... and how it tents his shirt much like his own.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:16 pm

"Rob... dude... wake up. I have BREASTS... and pink hair! And..." She winces... "Nothing downstairs. He had no idea what was going on... he thought I was always a girl."
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:26 pm

Rob frowns. "So... the doctor didn't have anything? So... since I caught what you have... you think I'll end up like you?" He steps back a bit, shaking his head. "Maybe it affects people differently..." His arms push up a bit, so now they're crossed over his puffy chest.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:40 pm

James sighs... "He gave me some references... and said he would keep looking into it... but... Rob... let me see your chest."
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:57 pm

Rob looks down... and slowly unfolds his arms. "What about it? I'm... not going to end up like you. Am I?" He frowns and trembles a little. Now, without the scarf protecting them, James can feel her shirt move slightly against her breasts as she moves. It tickles, scratches, and now that they actually have a curve to them, dangles off the front a bit.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:23 pm

James frowns. "Just take your shirt off, dude. Let me see it. I'll tell you if its like mine or not. This way we can be sure."
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:32 pm

"Fine, I guess..." Rob hesitantly takes off his shirt, revealing the towel with the duct tape strips on his chest. Just to be on the safe side, he removes the tape as well, letting the towel drop off and display his chest in its entirety.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:16 pm

James leans in... looking over the puffed up flesh... then leans in and grabs a nipple and the flesh behind it... squeezing as a small spurt of white fluid squirts out...
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby muffinstud » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:27 pm

"Aaack!" Rob leaps back, and covers his chest with his hands. "What do you think you're doing?" He half turns away, looking down at his chest. "You could have made it worse! Did you see the pus that came out of it?" He looks at James... who doesn't have any pus on her. Rather, there is a wet spot on her shirt, trailing down to her pants. Next to it... there are two tiny damp spots on her shirt, each one centered over a nipple.
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Re: The Dairy Trap

Postby Knight Errant » Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:29 pm

James frowns... and holds out a hand... the white fluid from her friend's chest still glistening on it. "Smell it, Rob..."
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