Save Us From The Shopping Queen

[AmbushCat]

*In a busy part of Muffinville, Zapana Zquor---the Infinite Defense's resident pyromaniac wolf---can be seen stapling posters to telephone poles and lampposts. The one she is putting up isn't clearly visible yet.*

*staple*
*staple*

*wipes off her forehead* Okay, that's twenty down... only about a couple hundred more to go.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

In a sudden gust of wind and a flurry of wings, Utsuko is on the scene!!

"Unyu? Is this news?" she asks excitedly, trying to get a look at the poster!

[AmbushCat]

Wha...! ...Oh, it's you. Ohayo gozaimasu. *waves* I'm just posting a warning to the department store clerks of Muffinville.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

Utsuko gasps, her eyes widening! "A warning to the department store clerks of Muffinville? What's going to happen? Is something incredibly dangerous coming??" she asks, seeming more and more excited.

[AmbushCat]

Yeah. *looks around* You've probably noticed that my boss, Callista, hasn't been seen in Muffinville since the Christmas season, right?

[Cece]

*The Animagic witch girl Rachel pops up behind the hell raven and Pyro wolf..."What? Shopaholics anonomus turned her loose or something?"

[AmbushCat]

*laughs and replies without turning around* No, nothing like that. She's just been in school for a while. I'm providing a warning to everyone that she'll be back in town on June 8. There won't be a single store in town that'll be safe from her slightly perturbed bargain-hunting skills.

[Cece]

"So she is going to graduate finally? Guess that the poor shop keepers will have a much more terrifying version of the mega mall queen to deal with. Hope she don't put that neat little shoe shop over off disco and checherry streets out of buisness" Rachel says thoughtfully

[AmbushCat]

I hope not, too. Buuut, if anything does happen, I'll be around to pay 'em back. I have enough in my account to spare.