Class? Titles? Trade and Rent to Own

[Raleigh]

*A new shop of Raleigh's has appeared somewhere in Muffinville. Inside one can find Raleigh tending the counter and setting up some charts and data.*

Welcome one and all. Ever wanted to change your destiny but weren't quite up for a complete karma overhaul? Tired of being a swordsman and want to be a mage? Desiring to try out what it might mean to hold a title in some court rather than being a member of the common folk? Well come on in and pony up to the til. We can bargain and trade the switches and information you need for a small fee. Class changes have a set fee based on your current level while titles have various fees depending upon what might be entailed in the change.

Need to sell a title you no longer desire? We buy used titles too so step on in. Keep in mind for another minor fee we will also kit you out for any new classes you might desire to switch to.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot walked in, looking dubious of Raleigh's claims. "I'm pretty sure I don't have any title or class... that probably makes me one of those generic people that just exist to make up the numbers... ", he said with a frown. "You can really make me somebody important for a while?", he asked.

[Raleigh]

I've always had the ability to confer classes to people who earned them. It's not exactly a special power or privilege to have the ability after all. Just need to know how to plant information into another person is about it since I have to confer a bit of muscle memory and basic combat information. The titles are new for me to confer I admit but what did you think my casino was for? Lots of people bet their titles and privileges there and I take those that are lost. Any of no use to me I had been hanging onto wondering what to do. Then this idea hit me. So yes, to make a long answer short, I can.

What would you like my dear fellow?

[Harri-chan]

"Someone important... ", stated Elliot, still looking thoughtful, before holding up a finger and giving it a little wag. "Someone important that doesn't have to worry about paying the rent", he clarified. Digging his hands into the pockets of his shorts, he turned them out, revealing they were empty, "Although since I currently DO have to worry about the rent... I can't really pay for this in cash... ".

[Raleigh]

You know a rather simple title can get you around that. I have a few 'Lord of the Forest' titles up for sale. It comes with an intrinsic woodsman knowledge that would allow you to live in the forests around town. Poof, no worries about rent and its an important title. Admittedly you might have the compulsion to protect your piece of the forest as a result though. Would this work or are you looking for something a bit more specific?

[Harri-chan]

Elliot listened, with a slight frown, before shaking his head when Raleigh was done talking. "I was thinking of something with a little less work involved", he said. "There must be something you have that's important, rich and doesn't have to do any work... ".

[Raleigh]

Rich without any work eh? I suppose I have a few nobility titles that belong to kingdoms either not in this realm or long since defunct. I even have a few that include some land and properties that I'll have to transfer here if you accept them.

Want to be one a noble from Lemuria? Perhaps a baron of Old Tetholine? Ah, I can even give you a discount on a title from an old kingdom I personally made long ago. You wouldn't even be obligated to serve me since its not only fallen into the earth itself but I hadn't been around to run it in around 10 millenia.

[Harri-chan]

"I don't want land that's not around anymore, Raleigh. I want land that's cheerful, with green grass, blue skies, lots of colour!", he insisted. "There's no way you're tricking me with this one. I'm giving you specifics".

[Raleigh]

Me? Trick someone? Never. I'm always on the up and up. I even go out of my way to make it obvious if I'm pulling something. Supposedly. Then again I could be lying every time I open my mouth too I suppose. That and the habit of wiping memories and stuff so yeah. Maybe its understandable if I'm not trusted.

So, what specifics do you have in mind then?

[Zoey]

Zoey wonders into the shop. She has been trying to get accustomed to this whole new weird city. Thankfully she still hasn't been chased by a giant Godzilla beast, mostly some really weird shops. "Please don't let this be another hat store... Huh..." she says to herself as she enters and finds of all people that little blond hair boy pest. "Ugh... Elliot..." she groaned as she slumped over. Still she did eve's drop on the conversation raising an eye as Elliot tried to describe what he wanted. She finally mustered up the courage to walk up. "Jeez Elliot, picky much?" she commented.

[Harri-chan]

Elliot turned, and smiled cheerfully when he saw the pink-haired girl, "Zoey! Oh... um... well, it's not everyday you get to to change something like this. You got to be careful to make the right choice. So let's see. Important. Rich. Doesn't have to do much work, and lives in somewhere cheerful and colourful".

[Zoey]

Zoey facepalmed and glaced to the owner Raleigh before taking the boys shoulder and taking him out of ear shot. "Look you know this is probably a scam. People just... don't sell this stuff you know" she said for once showing any sign of caring for the brat. "He's going to scam you..."

[Harri-chan]

Elliot leaned in to Zoey as she spoke quietly, and even though he tried, he couldn't keep his eyes off her chest. He blushed and leaned back again, looking up into her eyes, "He just said it wasn't a trick... c'mon, Zoey... rich and important and not having to work? That's anyone's dream!".

[Raleigh]

I see. *Bends down behind the counter and pulls out folder filled with some papers.* I have a title to be a royal from this one kingdom in a land of fantasy and magic that is all rainbows and candy. Downside, you will actually owe some degree of fealty to an alien country. You sure you want this one? If you do then we need to discuss payment since you pointed out you have no money. I do accept other payments naturally but you earlier pointed out you're not much more than a self aware npc so I'm not sure what you might have to offer.

Hello Zoey. Welcome to my store. As you can see I don't sell hats here. You can find those in at least three of my other shops though I think. Hm.. did I ever open that tailor shop or is that something I'm doing in the future? Scam? Not really. I really do sell this stuff. *He chuckles.* You would be amazed at the sorts of stuff I sell. I have another shop, not here though since I couldn't get the permits, that sells organs and other biological components for grafting.

[Zoey]

Zoey turns to what she can only assume to be a deranged mad man talking jibberish about owning stores and the like. She then turn to Elliot with a less than enthuastic look. "Look, Ill pay for this thing and you promise to leave me alone for a week? Deal? Actually deal" she said without even waiting for the boy to agree. She stood up and walked up to the crazy man crazy, I mean Raleigh and took out a mens wallet. "How much for making blondy over there a princess? Sounds like that's what he wants?" she says as she motions with her thumb at him. Hey if it works, Elliot will be out of her hair for a nice good while!