Naughty or Nice?(Needs more victims! and recpients!)

[AmbushCat]

Why don't we just eliminate the middleman and give you a paycheck straight away, Yoko-san?

[Ookalf]

...That's not some kind of bribe, is it?

[AmbushCat]

*shrugs, idly tossing a purple fireball from hand to hand* Better than being reduced to a lump of charcoal, isn't it?

[Ookalf]

True... Exactly how much are we talking, here?

[AmbushCat]

*Zapana disintegrates the empty beer can with the fireball.*

*thoughtful* Let's see... I have a couple thousand in a local account... how're you getting paid for this, Yoko-san? Dollars, yen, HL, whatever?

[Ookalf]

...I'm not sure, honestly. *Yoko calls over to Alexis.* Hey, how much am I getting paid for this?

[Alexis]

100k for the month

[AmbushCat]

Hmm... would $2,000 be alright, or does it have to be higher?

[Ookalf]

Hmm... would $2,000 be alright, or does it have to be higher?

To get me off your back, or to drop this whole thing?

[Alexis]

We can take community service

[AmbushCat]

To get me off your back, or to drop this whole thing?

To get you off my back. Dropping the whole thing would be asking a bit much.

We can take community service

*rolls her eyes* Working for you? I have my own set of standards, arigatou.

[Ookalf]

To get you off my back. Dropping the whole thing would be asking a bit much.

Hm... That would probably give one of us naughty points, but what the heck. I'll take what I can get.

[AmbushCat]

*takes out her checkbook and writes in it* Lessee... today's date, two thousand and 00/100, $2,000, Yoko Ookalf, gift, signed by Zapana Q. Zquor... *tears out the check and hands it to Yoko* There we go.

[Knight Errant]

*..decides to split the difference and heads towards dact spinning a santa hat*

"... what do you want now?"

[Alexis]

*..decides to split the difference and heads towards dact spinning a santa hat*

"... what do you want now?"

Recruiting!

*She attempts to put the hat on Dact's head.. *