LAMD 2.0

[Stray-chan]

((Again I return after a long break. Hopefully with more consistency this time...))

"Yeeeees I am! Hello again, sir or madam, to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Purveyor of fine entertainment since -DATE UNAVAILABLE- ! How may I help you today...?"

Lost looks at what the concession stand has to offer. "I'd like to partake of a dungeon adventure. It was fun before, don't see why it wouldn't be this time, too."

[Harri-chan]

Eliza glanced down, seeming suprised as he took her hand, but she didn't protest or try and wriggle free of his grasp. "Yeah, they can get a bit over-excited, huh?", she said with a nervous laugh, turning her head slightly to meet his gaze.


Hearing the sound of the jar rolling across the floor.... Kitty peeked from beneath the tablecloth. "The cookie jar!", she gasped, tossing her cover away, and scrambled out from under the table, chasing after the jar, and went to scoop it up into both arms!

[KonokoHasano]

The bat is hit! And falls down into the dark void! She is free to continue! For now at least...

"... hopefully that bat ends up fine." She muttered as she continues climbing.

[Vomica]

Og-ra almost losses his monocle in surprise! "...you are the other contestant...!?" He quickly recovers, and fixes his monocle and hat "Why hello little one! Are you here in search of adventure as well?" Giving the child a grin, he then slowly lowers his bulk onto a chair or a bench near the table. Regarding the girl again for a moment, he asks "Pardon my question young one, by chance do you know if their are any unusual rules regarding this contest? If so, could you please fill me in?"

[Feng]

"Well then lovely," says Bones with a grin as a Mail Portal appears behind him. "Shall we be off?"

[Knight Errant]

"What th-" said Don as she looked down at her very oversized bust. She frowned a little bit as she held one in her hand. She even saw the revealing bikini that was attempting to hold in her bust. "I hope you know that this outfit isn't very particular at all in battle."

Don simply rested her hands on her waist.

The Voice chuckles. "Thats the idea, isnt it? Its a punishment after all..." As meanwhile, the door onwards opens!

Okuni grins and walks through the door, taking the unicorn hair with her!

Okuni walks through the mystical archway! She soon stands on a stone floor, the air is thick and damp... the walls slimy. She can smell ocean... and dead fish. In the distance she hears the roar and splash of water. "Challenge! Explore the Temple of the Deep!"

Oh... I can't stand churches... *Lilly looks around for the building in question.*

"Well I never said it was going to be easy, did I?" As in the distance, she can see the steeples of a cathedral peeking over the other buildings.

Oh noes. *Proceeds to be subjected to pointy death but is still on the wall.* You know I've always found impalement uncomfortable. *The spears and such begin to be pushed out of his body and the wounds seal up.* Alright then, who threw this one? *He catches one that had managed to pierce through his right eye.*

A skeleton in heavy armor answers by flinging his other spear into Rags other eye! As quite a few of his undead brethren are dissolving.

"A sad challenge master? How can a sad challenge be a spook looking one?" Rider asks as she pulls open a bag from the earlier clean up ( one with only robotic parts) and starts to artfully place them on the walls, floor, celing. And such. JoLei starts blowing dust and cobwebs from her vacuum mode onto the various parts as well, giving the hall area a goulish looking robot graveyard feel...

"Dont argue, just do!" As the place soon looks ghoulish! If a bit... robot-ey.

Lost looks at what the concession stand has to offer. "I'd like to partake of a dungeon adventure. It was fun before, don't see why it wouldn't be this time, too."

"Very well sir or madam... feel free to choose your disposition!" As the concession stand seems to have... all kinds of food and drink... some not what you would expect.

Eliza glanced down, seeming suprised as he took her hand, but she didn't protest or try and wriggle free of his grasp. "Yeah, they can get a bit over-excited, huh?", she said with a nervous laugh, turning her head slightly to meet his gaze.


Hearing the sound of the jar rolling across the floor.... Kitty peeked from beneath the tablecloth. "The cookie jar!", she gasped, tossing her cover away, and scrambled out from under the table, chasing after the jar, and went to scoop it up into both arms!

John nods. "That they can..." He says... walking along with her! "So... any plans for after this?" He asks.

Meanwhile, Kitty dives and grabs the jar! As the door opens, a man looking down at her. "What?" He says simply... blinking.

"... hopefully that bat ends up fine." She muttered as she continues climbing.

She seems to be nearing the top... as she gets to a platform, and is set upon by multiple bats!

Og-ra almost losses his monocle in surprise! "...you are the other contestant...!?" He quickly recovers, and fixes his monocle and hat "Why hello little one! Are you here in search of adventure as well?" Giving the child a grin, he then slowly lowers his bulk onto a chair or a bench near the table. Regarding the girl again for a moment, he asks "Pardon my question young one, by chance do you know if their are any unusual rules regarding this contest? If so, could you please fill me in?"

The little girl giggles. "We eat pies till one of us cant!" ^^

"Well then lovely," says Bones with a grin as a Mail Portal appears behind him. "Shall we be off?"

The priestess nods. "Yes... allright." She says, looking at the portal warily.

[Maiden Miki]

The Voice chuckles. "Thats the idea, isnt it? Its a punishment after all..." As meanwhile, the door onwards opens!

"Right. I guess it be defeating the point," said Don as she inspected her body once more. She poked her bust once again and it jiggled. She sighed and then walked though the doorway.

[Ookalf]

"Well I never said it was going to be easy, did I?" As in the distance, she can see the steeples of a cathedral peeking over the other buildings.

Hrm... *Lilly sighs and makes her way toward the church.*

[Blaze]

Okuni wrinkles her nose at the smell of the sea.

"Blergh.... can't stand the smell of the sea."

"She looks around, looking for a way to advance!

[KonokoHasano]

She seems to be nearing the top... as she gets to a platform, and is set upon by multiple bats!

Yelps as she is attacked by the bats, slingshotting at some and ramming her fist into the face of others. "STUPID BATS!" She wobbles, but keeps steady.

[Raleigh]

Well that is better. At least its even now. *Pull out the second spear and drops both.* I'm sure the host can appreciate the humor of what I'm about to do. *A spear forms in his hands with something written on it. One can just make out Ascalon along the side before he hurls it toward the armored undead knight.* Ah, good old Saint George always did leave his toys lying around.

[Harri-chan]

"Um... not really sure... ", she said, lifting one hand to rub the back of her neck, unknowingly causing the cheerleading dress to tighten around her chest. "I think I have stuff to do... I just can't remember what it is... ", she blushed. "I'm having a really... odd day".


Scooping up the jar, young Kitty smiles triumphantly... until the door opens and the giant man steps into the room to look down at her. With a gasp, she tries to charge passed him and through the open door, clutching the cookie jar with her!

[Vomica]

Or-ga grins, "...challenge accepted!" With that he pulls out a handkerchief, tugs it into the front of the neck on his shirt, and is all set to go! Well. After taking his coat and hat off as well -- keeping the monocle in place. With that... goes to eat the first pie! ...if it's there.

[Knight Errant]

"Right. I guess it be defeating the point," said Don as she inspected her body once more. She poked her bust once again and it jiggled. She sighed and then walked though the doorway.

Walking through the doorway, it shimmers... the new catgirl finds herself in a large glass room... tubes, and stairs connecting it to other similar rooms. "Welcome to the glass maze! Your objective here is a game of cat and mouse. Specifically... catch a mouse girl!"

Hrm... *Lilly sighs and makes her way toward the church.*

The church is made towards! The roads are narrow and winding, and quite a few times she has to get her bearings again... but luckily they were empty. Eventually she finds herself outside the grand cathedral!

Okuni wrinkles her nose at the smell of the sea.

"Blergh.... can't stand the smell of the sea."

"She looks around, looking for a way to advance!

She finds what looks like a natural cave to the left, a stone stairway down, and a opening to the sea to the right!

Yelps as she is attacked by the bats, slingshotting at some and ramming her fist into the face of others. "STUPID BATS!" She wobbles, but keeps steady.

She valiantly fights off the winged blood sucking things! It seems her shot to the top, and the archway that holds the next portal is clear! As a very loud chittering comes from behind her... a flock of bats advancing!

"Um... not really sure... ", she said, lifting one hand to rub the back of her neck, unknowingly causing the cheerleading dress to tighten around her chest. "I think I have stuff to do... I just can't remember what it is... ", she blushed. "I'm having a really... odd day".


Scooping up the jar, young Kitty smiles triumphantly... until the door opens and the giant man steps into the room to look down at her. With a gasp, she tries to charge passed him and through the open door, clutching the cookie jar with her!

John glances down at her chest for a moment, looking away quickly and blushing. "I see..." He says. "Well, um... you have my cellphone number... when you know whats going on today maybe you can call?" He asks hopefully.

Meanwhile Kitty makes a mad dash between the man's legs! Into the hall, where a door at the end creeks open... revealing a portal! "Head on through and be quick about it missy..."

Or-ga grins, "...challenge accepted!" With that he pulls out a handkerchief, tugs it into the front of the neck on his shirt, and is all set to go! Well. After taking his coat and hat off as well -- keeping the monocle in place. With that... goes to eat the first pie! ...if it's there.

The table is indeed full of pie. Of all types... pumpkin, apple, lemon meringue, chocolate mousse... beside him the little girl giggles, sitting down and taking a apple pie... eating it rather... rapidly.

[Blaze]

Preferring to avoid getting wet for as long as possible, Okuni heads into the cave!