"This just in, a group of spelunkers came across a curious find while exploring a cave system near the city today. What appears to be a laboratory long since abandoned with paintings on the wall around the entrance. Curiouser still, within the lab is a sealed door that has thus far been impossible to open.
"No notes or computers have been found, but insider were more paintings on the wall. Investigators are still trying to decide if this was a Brotherhood laboratory or if we have found proof of science in the Stone Age."
In other news, local supernatural investigators, the Exorcists cleared another section of Neo-Muffinville of mon-"
Throughout Muffinville, those who have been affected by the Muffinville colors or who have some control over them will feel a strange... tug. If they decide to follow the tug, they would find themselves outside the cave where the lab was found. Thankfully, no one is around and no barricades have been erected, and the tug leads into the cave...