LAMD 2.0

[Harri-chan]

Still bent over and staring through her own legs, with her short blonde hair flopping down to touch the grass, Eliza felt herself smiling as she saw more and more of the boys couldn't take their eyes off her... until the taller boy persuaded them otherwise. As she straightened up, her cheeks were still red, and she had a funny tingling in her tummy. She was still VERY aware that she was meant to be a boy, but... she'd never had that kind of attention before from boys OR girls, and it felt... nice.

Getting into formation with the other girls, she looked them over and settled her hands on her hips, now determined to try and do a good job. "I hope I don't screw this up too bad... ", she whispered to a girl beside her.





Slumping back against the closed door, Kitty took in the room... sighing in relief at it's apparent lack of adults. She looked up at the high table with the cloth hanging down... and then over at the chair with a grin. Dashing over to the desk, she started trying to pull the chair away from it, and over to the cloth-covered table.

[KonokoHasano]

"Oooo going to be adventerous, eh?" It says as she heads through... seeing a series of railings and platforms leading up to an archway with another portal! "Get to the door without falling! Hehehe..." As below, it stretches off into black void.

Sweat-drops and gulps as she sees the void. "A-- Ah... right..." Taking a few breaths, she proceeds to start climbing!

[Raleigh]

You should have put that on the sign when we came in. *He steps through the door.*

[Feng]

"Ah, mademoiselle I am NOT a messenger from your Goddess. Rather I serve a different power, one who goes by the moniker of Smoking Toaster. If you like I have some literature if you're interested!"

Reaching into his coat pocket Bones produces a couple copies of Cooking with Burnt Toast (a popular cooking magazine based in the Chibi district). Looks like this month's secret ingredient is Eel!

"Of course.... If you're not interested in reading I could demonstrate my powers instead. Would that appease you, your Queenship? If I could have a volunteer, preferably a male if you have any in your kingdom, then I can show you my abilities."

[Ookalf]

The die runs into a corner! Running around in circles and cackling madly.

Hah... Hah... *Lilly starts running again, trying once more to catch the die.*

[Maiden Miki]

Don tries to not get suck up but he doesn't have any choice.

"Penitity? What will that be?" yelled Don as he was being sucked up.

[Blaze]

Okuni is looking rather worse for wear herself! Having never ridden a horse before, she has no idea how to sit and her lower half is in agony.

"A-Are you finally stopping?..."

[Vomica]

Og-ra pauses for a moment to consider that, he musses it to himself "...I assume this establishment is about facilitating adventure. Yes? I can understand the allure of 'Happy' to the common people. An escape from the dredge that is their daily lives. 'Sad', perhaps, is in contrast to that. ...enough of my musings. I shall go with Neutral! As the world intended for things to be." He flashes a smile at that, and fixes his monocle.

[Knight Errant]

Still bent over and staring through her own legs, with her short blonde hair flopping down to touch the grass, Eliza felt herself smiling as she saw more and more of the boys couldn't take their eyes off her... until the taller boy persuaded them otherwise. As she straightened up, her cheeks were still red, and she had a funny tingling in her tummy. She was still VERY aware that she was meant to be a boy, but... she'd never had that kind of attention before from boys OR girls, and it felt... nice.

Getting into formation with the other girls, she looked them over and settled her hands on her hips, now determined to try and do a good job. "I hope I don't screw this up too bad... ", she whispered to a girl beside her.

The girl beside her giggles. Whispering back. "Dont be silly, Eliza... you will do great!" Meanwhile, the coach begins calling out cheers! As Eliza knows instinctively what they entail... but its still up to her to match the movements!

Slumping back against the closed door, Kitty took in the room... sighing in relief at it's apparent lack of adults. She looked up at the high table with the cloth hanging down... and then over at the chair with a grin. Dashing over to the desk, she started trying to pull the chair away from it, and over to the cloth-covered table.

She begins tugging at the chair! It begins moving... as suddenly she hears the doorknob to the room she is in turning!

Sweat-drops and gulps as she sees the void. "A-- Ah... right..." Taking a few breaths, she proceeds to start climbing!

The walkways are narrow, and require concentration and balance! "Whooo! I'd hate to be you right now. I hate heights... and I cant even REMEMBER whats at the bottom of that pit. Neat, huh?" Says the Voice.

You should have put that on the sign when we came in. *He steps through the door.*

"I dislike putting too many rules on print. It hampers my ability to make them up as I go along!" Meanwhile, he opens the door! To see a large room, with a large pillar in the middle... with a large treasure chest on it! And piles of bones all over the floor. Lovely.

"Ah, mademoiselle I am NOT a messenger from your Goddess. Rather I serve a different power, one who goes by the moniker of Smoking Toaster. If you like I have some literature if you're interested!"

Reaching into his coat pocket Bones produces a couple copies of Cooking with Burnt Toast (a popular cooking magazine based in the Chibi district). Looks like this month's secret ingredient is Eel!

"Of course.... If you're not interested in reading I could demonstrate my powers instead. Would that appease you, your Queenship? If I could have a volunteer, preferably a male if you have any in your kingdom, then I can show you my abilities."

The Chieftain looks over Bones, frowning. Then looks to a guard. "Bring out one of the males..." She says. As the guard nods, leaving... and returning with a cage! With a man in it. "Impress me, little man..."

Hah... Hah... *Lilly starts running again, trying once more to catch the die.*

She catches it! It squirms in her arms! "leggo!" it chitters.

Don tries to not get suck up but he doesn't have any choice.

"Penitity? What will that be?" yelled Don as he was being sucked up.

Don is plonked down into a room with three chests! "Welcome to the Penalty room! Here you have a choice between a Penalty Form, a Penalty Personality Change, or a Penalty Item! Choose wisely..."

Okuni is looking rather worse for wear herself! Having never ridden a horse before, she has no idea how to sit and her lower half is in agony.

"A-Are you finally stopping?..."

The Unicorn snorts and lays down, exhausted. As more unicorns appear in the clearing! Alot more...

Og-ra pauses for a moment to consider that, he musses it to himself "...I assume this establishment is about facilitating adventure. Yes? I can understand the allure of 'Happy' to the common people. An escape from the dredge that is their daily lives. 'Sad', perhaps, is in contrast to that. ...enough of my musings. I shall go with Neutral! As the world intended for things to be." He flashes a smile at that, and fixes his monocle.

"What a neutrallic choice, sir or madam! Please step through the indicated door and we can get started!"

[Feng]

"By your majesty's leave," says Bones with a deep bow, turning to the caged man. "And now, to demonstrate my abilities!"

The lights of the chamber dim, courtesy of Bone's team of mystical wire Chibi. A spotlight illuminates the man in the cage, no doubt frightened by his predicament.

"And now Ladies..." continues Bones, draping the cage with his cloak, concealing the victim and preventing the Amazons from watching a curious looking orb being dropped inside. "BEHOLD!"

With a flick of the wrist Bones removes his cloak, seconds before the orb detonates, filling the room with bluish smoke! As the blue haze clears the amazons will notice a rather buxom female in the cage. Seems somebody just got an upgrade in social status...

Bones takes a bow, glancing at his audience to gauge their reaction...

[Ookalf]

She catches it! It squirms in her arms! "leggo!" it chitters.

Only if you give me a good roll!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza's eyebrows arched upwards as the girl beside gave her encouragement. That was another thing Elliot was not used to. She smiled at the girl, and nodded her head, "Thanks... ". Much to her suprise, she knew what to do as the coach called out the moves, and her flexible body was able to do things she wasn't expecting. Infact, the hardest part so far was concentrating on the coach when she knew there was a group of boys watching from behind. Cheerleading turned out to be far more fun than she'd ever have imagined, and the more she embraced it, the better she got.


Kitty groaned as she slowly pulled the heavy chair across the floor towards the table, but before she could even get half way, she heard the doorknob turn! In a panic, she ran towards the table, throwing herself down onto her knees, and skidded on them, right under the table cloth to hide beneath it. Pressing her chest down to the floor, she lay flat, and peered out...

[Raleigh]

Reminds me of a friend's closet. *Sees about moving the bones into a convenient little ramp to the treasure.*

[Knight Errant]

"By your majesty's leave," says Bones with a deep bow, turning to the caged man. "And now, to demonstrate my abilities!"

The lights of the chamber dim, courtesy of Bone's team of mystical wire Chibi. A spotlight illuminates the man in the cage, no doubt frightened by his predicament.

"And now Ladies..." continues Bones, draping the cage with his cloak, concealing the victim and preventing the Amazons from watching a curious looking orb being dropped inside. "BEHOLD!"

With a flick of the wrist Bones removes his cloak, seconds before the orb detonates, filling the room with bluish smoke! As the blue haze clears the amazons will notice a rather buxom female in the cage. Seems somebody just got an upgrade in social status...

Bones takes a bow, glancing at his audience to gauge their reaction...

The former man blinks down at herself, cupping her breasts. "W-wha?" As the entire assembly, including the chieftain, stares dumbstruck.

Finally, the chieftain speaks. "You have powerful magic... you have earned more of my time. Speak and let your intentions be known..."

Only if you give me a good roll!

"Awwww... fine!" Says the die. The Voice chuckles. ''Thats one way to rig die."

Eliza's eyebrows arched upwards as the girl beside gave her encouragement. That was another thing Elliot was not used to. She smiled at the girl, and nodded her head, "Thanks... ". Much to her suprise, she knew what to do as the coach called out the moves, and her flexible body was able to do things she wasn't expecting. Infact, the hardest part so far was concentrating on the coach when she knew there was a group of boys watching from behind. Cheerleading turned out to be far more fun than she'd ever have imagined, and the more she embraced it, the better she got.

As Eliza twirls, cheers, jumps, and punches she can feel the eyes of the boys on her... and hear the cheers of her 'boyfriend!' As well as a few 'ow's' as he sees someone staring too hard at her.

Kitty groaned as she slowly pulled the heavy chair across the floor towards the table, but before she could even get half way, she heard the doorknob turn! In a panic, she ran towards the table, throwing herself down onto her knees, and skidded on them, right under the table cloth to hide beneath it. Pressing her chest down to the floor, she lay flat, and peered out...

She sees a pair of shoes walk into the room... pace about a bit. "Hrmph..." Then he turns and goes to head out! Before pausing. "Wait... that chair wasnt there..." As he turns back around... heading for the table!

Reminds me of a friend's closet. *Sees about moving the bones into a convenient little ramp to the treasure.*

As Raleigh moves the bones around... they rattle... as glowing dots appear in the eyesockets. What happens next is a rapid connect-the-bones as skeletal warriors with rusted armor and weapons begin rising all around!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza blushed as she heard the cheering. She'd forgotten about the challenge entirely, but wanted to perform as best as she could for those watching. Her skirt swished up as she spun and kicked, her short blonde hair flicking back and forth.



Kitty clasped both hands over her mouth as she watched the pair of feet walking around the room. She winced when she heard the voice mention the chair she'd been moving. Closing her eyes, she holds her breath and tries to stay as quiet as possible!