LAMD 2.0

[Miku-chan]

JoLei and Rider head thru the door..."Thank you master" they say in unison before heading thru...

[Feng]

"Nooo," says Bones waving his hand around again. "This is NOT the Male you are looking for. I can move about my business. Move along. Move along."

[Raleigh]

*Spins around to look at what is rising as he lands on the next stone.* Hm.. what will this be I wonder?

[Ookalf]

"Wrestling? Persuasion? A point-ed stick? Use your imagination!"

All right... *Lilly walks up to one of the dice and tries to push it over.*

[Blaze]

"Damn..."

Okuni does the only rational thing to do. She runs at the unicron and jumps up, trying to land on it's back!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza blushed at the way the short dress swished around the tops of her thighs as she walked across the field with the girls, and spotted the football boys on the bleachers. Elliot had never been into football, and obviously wasn't the sort for all that macho stuff, so it was a little embarrassing to admit, but he'd probably feel even more out of place amongst them than he did with the cheerleaders. She chewed her bottom lip, standing with her hands on her hips as she looked them over with a concerned expression upon her face.



Kitty stood on the threshold, squinting into the darkness. One hand clutched her yellow dress. If the door handle had been a struggle to reach, the light switch was definitely out of reach... but the cookie jar could be in here. She hadn't been afraid of the dark for a long time, but combined with the sheer size of everything, it did make her a little nervous as she crept inside, holding one arm out to feel her way through the dark, while praying the door remained open behind her...

[KonokoHasano]

The barrel is TOSSED! Thwacking the gorilla between the eyes. X.x He grunts, looking dazed.

She quickly runs over to the girl and unties her! "Stupid gorilla..."

[Stray-chan]

A certain wanderer passes by the theater, and his attention is caught. "Hmm, now why does this seem familiar..." He heads inside, and sees some familiar doors, and marches up to the concession stand. "Hey, magical voice, you still running this place?"

[AshK]

"Like oh yeah!" Austin Bunny yells in celebration, but not too loud, just in case she still had more to do waits for a portal to open. She however is prepared to fight again should she need to.

The portal indeed is open!

Austin Bunny enters the portal after putting her kama back on the rack. "I wonder like what my next challenge is going to be?" Austin Bunny asks herself as she enters the portal.

[Maiden Miki]

The wheel goes round and round! Coming to rest on... a tomato!

"Ahh the classic test of agility, stamena, and good taste! Its a Joke Challenge! Your challenge, tell a joke! If I find it funny, you pass. If not, you dodge the hail of tomatoes that ensue!"

"Jokes?" said Don as he looked at the tomato symbol. "Not my forte.....Let see if I can recall one of Mike's."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" said Don as he seemed a bit unsure. "Because it didn't want to become road kill.....Hmm....I don't think that how it goes."

[Knight Errant]

JoLei and Rider head thru the door..."Thank you master" they say in unison before heading thru...

They head through the door! And find a large entry room with a sign reading. "Welcome to the LAMD staff room! If you find yourself here and not part of the LAMD staff, well you are now!"

Off of it they see doors labeled. 'Employee baths and showers' 'Employee Uniform Requisition' and 'Employee Cafeteria and Recreation.'

"Nooo," says Bones waving his hand around again. "This is NOT the Male you are looking for. I can move about my business. Move along. Move along."

The large woman grabs Bones by the back of his cloak, and goes to hoist him on her shoulder. "Little man comes with me to see Chieftain!"

*Spins around to look at what is rising as he lands on the next stone.* Hm.. what will this be I wonder?

Raleigh sees... what looks remarkably like a tar monster! It slurps and bubbles... lurching towards him! He could probably just let it be and get to the other side if he wanted... he was about 2/3rds of the way there...

All right... *Lilly walks up to one of the dice and tries to push it over.*

The dice blinks at her with its two dotted side... and scampers away! Giggling madly...

"Damn..."

Okuni does the only rational thing to do. She runs at the unicron and jumps up, trying to land on it's back!

Okuni succeeds in landing on the unicorn's back! Just as it whinny's and makes a mad dash! Taking her along for the ride!

Eliza blushed at the way the short dress swished around the tops of her thighs as she walked across the field with the girls, and spotted the football boys on the bleachers. Elliot had never been into football, and obviously wasn't the sort for all that macho stuff, so it was a little embarrassing to admit, but he'd probably feel even more out of place amongst them than he did with the cheerleaders. She chewed her bottom lip, standing with her hands on her hips as she looked them over with a concerned expression upon her face.

Eliza sees the boys, in their football gear, sitting on the bleachers! They hoot and cheer! A particularly tall, well built boy with short brown hair catches her eye and waves! Smiling. The girls around Eliza 'ooooooh'. Speaking up. "Your so lucky, Eliza!" "I know! Seriously!" "I wish I could be the girlfriend of the quarterback..." Comes the chitter chat of the other cheerleaders around her.

Kitty stood on the threshold, squinting into the darkness. One hand clutched her yellow dress. If the door handle had been a struggle to reach, the light switch was definitely out of reach... but the cookie jar could be in here. She hadn't been afraid of the dark for a long time, but combined with the sheer size of everything, it did make her a little nervous as she crept inside, holding one arm out to feel her way through the dark, while praying the door remained open behind her...

Kitty ventures into the darkness! Feeling around blindly... she feels carpet under her feet... and finally she bumps into something! It feels like... the side of a bed! As it rocks slightly, she hears someone waking up on it!

She quickly runs over to the girl and unties her! "Stupid gorilla..."

The girl is freed! "My hero!" She says with a big grin, hugging her! Meanwhile, the voice chuckles. "Good work..." As a door in the top of the platform opens, revealing a portal!

A certain wanderer passes by the theater, and his attention is caught. "Hmm, now why does this seem familiar..." He heads inside, and sees some familiar doors, and marches up to the concession stand. "Hey, magical voice, you still running this place?"

"Yeeeees I am! Hello again, sir or madam, to the Laugh A Minute Dungeon! Purveyor of fine entertainment since -DATE UNAVAILABLE- ! How may I help you today...?"

Austin Bunny enters the portal after putting her kama back on the rack. "I wonder like what my next challenge is going to be?" Austin Bunny asks herself as she enters the portal.

Austin walks into the next room! It is bare stone, as the portal closes behind her. In a platform in the center there are two levers... withtwo signs. One reads "Rocks Fall" the other reads "Fill Room With Lava" between them, is a black marker. ';Challenge! Get past this room without dieing horribly!"

"Jokes?" said Don as he looked at the tomato symbol. "Not my forte.....Let see if I can recall one of Mike's."

"Why did the chicken cross the road?" said Don as he seemed a bit unsure. "Because it didn't want to become road kill.....Hmm....I don't think that how it goes."

"Lets check the Humor-O-Meter!" A large display on the wall blinks for a moment... before reading. "Score 02/10." The Voice oooohs. "Sorry... looks like you dont have what it takes. Good luck!" hatches open in the walls... revealing cannons which slide out... beginning to lob tomatoes!

[Harri-chan]

Stood on the spot, her skinny legs parted just a little, Eliza found herself gazing towards the football players. Her head tilted slightly to one side as one of the taller ones waved at her... and almost without thinking, she lifted an arm from her side, wriggling her fingers to return it. She seemed to come to her senses when the other girls began commenting, her cheeks going red, "What are you talking about? He could have been waving at any one of us... ", she muttered, her gaze drifting back to him.


Kitty kept her steps small, not wanting to trip over anything, and it was with quite a suprise that she bumped into the soft bed. At first, she wasn't sure what it was, but a leaving feeling around with her hands cleared that up. She was just about to turn and head back to the door when she heard someone in the bed... and... they were waking up? Her chest tightened in panic, and she burst into a run back towards the open door and the lit-up corridor!

[Maiden Miki]

"Lets check the Humor-O-Meter!" A large display on the wall blinks for a moment... before reading. "Score 02/10." The Voice oooohs. "Sorry... looks like you dont have what it takes. Good luck!" hatches open in the walls... revealing cannons which slide out... beginning to lob tomatoes!

"Jokes aren't my forte," said Don as he saw the walls opening up and knew that there was no way he could stop them all. Still he figured that he could at least try. Don at once reached to his side to pull out a saber from a ripple. He then began to slice as many tomatoes as he could but not all of them.

[Miku-chan]

They head through the door! And find a large entry room with a sign reading. "Welcome to the LAMD staff room! If you find yourself here and not part of the LAMD staff, well you are now!"

Off of it they see doors labeled. 'Employee baths and showers' 'Employee Uniform Requisition' and 'Employee Cafeteria and Recreation.'

Rider breaths a sigh of relief as she heads towards the showers, stripping down to her birthday suit and not carting if anyone or thing sees her in such a state. JoLei follows along, but is. Hesitant to enter the bath facilities as her mechanical body might have issues with the humanoid form of cleaning..."What's wrong JoLei? you've been uncovered before." Rider says
"I've never been this shape before. It's a bit disturbing to me how to maintain it" JoLei says before she too has removed the outfit from her chassis down to the undergarments. Rider scrubs down japanesse stye before slipping into a hot tub..."Oooooo my aching body." she sighs as she soaks in the tub

[Vomica]

A chance for high adventure!? How has such a thing gone past the attention of Og-ra, that mountain of a man in a suit, that ogre with a monocle, that gentlemen of hulks? Who knows. But now has come time for his giant muscled frame to heave it's way towards the Dungeon. Eventually he stands outside of the entry way, dressed in his signature business suit and monocle. He whistles a theme song from some forgotten action movie. ...and slips his way into the entrance way.