LAMD 2.0

[Harri-chan]

Eliza watched the other kids filing out of the room with a glum expression, before sighing as the voice gleefully announced her failure. "And just what is the penalty room?", she asked, her eyebrows arching upwards as she slid out from the chair and got to her feet.


Kitty groaned in frustration as her little platform sunk down under her weight, leaving the top of the crib still out of reach. Kicking the pillows and blankets away, she instead pushed an arm between two of the bars, and then twisted, trying to see if she could squeeze herself through that way...

[Knight Errant]

Mischa frowns, and waves a fist at the disembodied voice! "Hey! I'm not a maid anymore!" he objects. "As for how you can serve me... uh... hmm." He frowns. "I'm not entirely sure."

"Wellll... we are always proud to serve our returning contestants... Our services are open to your perusal, sir or madam. You could start from whence you left off... or start anew..."

A wide, unearthly grin on his face, Bones wades through the sea of balloons waltzing a dance of death!


*Pop*

*Pop*

*Pop*

With surgical precision the yellow balloons are quickly weeded from the batch!


*Pop*

*Pop*

*Pop*

.... Oops!

"Oops indeed..."

As from the crying balloon comes wails of crying... really grating on the ear. And if that wasn't enough, it sends out waves of tears!

She quickly starts whacking the moles with a 'yeep'. "So unprepared for this!"

As she whacks, a board on the wall begins counting up her score! As a timer begins counting down....

"Okay that is interesting." Austin Bunny says as she chooses a Naginata and swings it around like a professional martial arts practitioner. She manages to cut one with the blade of her Naginata and slam the other one in the stomach with the butt of the Naginata.

"...." Everything fades to black and white for a moment, before the Voice begins speaking.

"Has this ever happened to you? You set up what promises to be an exciting fight only to have it ruined by god modders? Ladies and gentlemen, you know the symptoms of this terrible affliction... Actions taking place in split seconds, no account of counteractions being considered. Hits being landed as if time itself has been stopped... What can be done?"

"We here at Laughter Industries take this problem seriously. By drawing attention to the issue with fourth wall breaking announcements. Thereby, hopefully the defendant can be duly warned before the situation can escalate. Note that further incursions may result in more harsh and amusing penalties."

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled post."

Everything fades back in as the Mask Men look at each other for a moment, shrug, and cartwheel away! Before striking! Happy face leaps up in the air... aiming to bodyslam Austin as Sad Face goes for a sliding kick down below... aiming to try to trip her!

Okuni removes her cape and dumps it on the ground, tying her twintails up in a bun so the figures have less to grab on to. Assuming a defensive stance, she waits for the attack!

The view pans up as the circle of figures... close in! about four, one from each direction... go to punch her at the same time!

Eliza watched the other kids filing out of the room with a glum expression, before sighing as the voice gleefully announced her failure. "And just what is the penalty room?", she asked, her eyebrows arching upwards as she slid out from the chair and got to her feet.

"Oh there you get to pick from three different penalty items! They are things that will effect you, and your body. And mind! While the challenge is just something extra challenging, embarrassing, or amusing for me to think up!"

Kitty groaned in frustration as her little platform sunk down under her weight, leaving the top of the crib still out of reach. Kicking the pillows and blankets away, she instead pushed an arm between two of the bars, and then twisted, trying to see if she could squeeze herself through that way...

The bars are pretty narrow... if she tried she just... miiiight get stuck. And who knows what would happen then?

"Having trouble, munchkin?" Comes the amused Voice.

[AshK]

"Okay that is interesting." Austin Bunny says as she chooses a Naginata and swings it around like a professional martial arts practitioner. She manages to cut one with the blade of her Naginata and slam the other one in the stomach with the butt of the Naginata.

"...." Everything fades to black and white for a moment, before the Voice begins speaking.

"Has this ever happened to you? You set up what promises to be an exciting fight only to have it ruined by god modders? Ladies and gentlemen, you know the symptoms of this terrible affliction... Actions taking place in split seconds, no account of counteractions being considered. Hits being landed as if time itself has been stopped... What can be done?"

"We here at Laughter Industries take this problem seriously. By drawing attention to the issue with fourth wall breaking announcements. Thereby, hopefully the defendant can be duly warned before the situation can escalate. Note that further incursions may result in more harsh and amusing penalties."

"We now return you to your regularly scheduled post."

Everything fades back in as the Mask Men look at each other for a moment, shrug, and cartwheel away! Before striking! Happy face leaps up in the air... aiming to bodyslam Austin as Sad Face goes for a sliding kick down below... aiming to try to trip her!

Austin Bunny barely manages to avoid the Body Slam, but since she was so focused on the Happy face trying to body slam her, she didn't even notice that the sad face was trying to trip her. She ended up lying flat on her face, well chest anyway. Luckily she didn't face plant. She was having a very hard time getting up because the weight of her new bust was seriously diminishing her abilities to get up. She continues to struggle. "Hey someone help me up please. I'm sorry if anything I did was wrong." Austin Bunny said.

[Harri-chan]

Eliza bit her lip and considered her options, wincing a little as she peered down at her pink skirt and tugged it across the bare flesh of her thighs. "Then I pick a Penalty Challenge... why would I pick something that's gonna make things even worse?", she muttered.


Kitty struggled, despite her super intelligence telling her she was more than likely to get stuck, to try and squeeze through the bars, that was until the voice spoke to her again, and she peered upwards, "Get me out of here!", she yelled.

[KonokoHasano]

As she whacks, a board on the wall begins counting up her score! As a timer begins counting down....

She continues! Missing a couple, and feeling tired, but continues.

[Blaze]

Okuni... ducks the punches! What is this, the Four Stooges? For good measure, she sweeps the figure's legs.

[Feng]

"Non, je me regrette rien! Nooon! Je ne regrette rien! Ni le bien qu'o-ACK!"

Bone's moment of singing is quickly interrupted by the torrent of water!

[Raleigh]

*Alternates between the two pulses every so often while walking toward the registered source.* I know I had something better on me for finding treasures but I can't remember what it was. Do I have that scroll I got from that cat god or something else with me? If the thing had a soul sealed in it I could probably find it easier but I doubt that is likely.

[Knight Errant]

Austin Bunny barely manages to avoid the Body Slam, but since she was so focused on the Happy face trying to body slam her, she didn't even notice that the sad face was trying to trip her. She ended up lying flat on her face, well chest anyway. Luckily she didn't face plant. She was having a very hard time getting up because the weight of her new bust was seriously diminishing her abilities to get up. She continues to struggle. "Hey someone help me up please. I'm sorry if anything I did was wrong." Austin Bunny said.

Austin trips and avoids the body slam! Which is rather good... She dosent see anyone around but the two Face Men, though... as they begin getting up!

"I recommend you not wait around for them to come to you, sugar boobs. I dont think they are going to help you much."

Eliza bit her lip and considered her options, wincing a little as she peered down at her pink skirt and tugged it across the bare flesh of her thighs. "Then I pick a Penalty Challenge... why would I pick something that's gonna make things even worse?", she muttered.

"Penalty Challenge it is!" A portal opens in the doorway to the classroom! "Hehehe..."

Kitty struggled, despite her super intelligence telling her she was more than likely to get stuck, to try and squeeze through the bars, that was until the voice spoke to her again, and she peered upwards, "Get me out of here!", she yelled.

"Weeeeell... I could give you a hint..." Says the Voice.

She continues! Missing a couple, and feeling tired, but continues.

Eventually a buzzer sounds! As the moles vanish and the Voice speaks. "Lets see your score!" Over on the wall it tallys up... but she didnt beat the high score! "Ooooh sorry... it looks like bronze for you." A medal appears around her neck. "Have fun in the next challenge!" It says, as a hole opens up... beneath her!

"Non, je me regrette rien! Nooon! Je ne regrette rien! Ni le bien qu'o-ACK!"

Bone's moment of singing is quickly interrupted by the torrent of water!

It soon turns into a heavy rainstorm in the room! As the balloons twirl and swirl in the wind and rain! Through it all he can hear the Voice. "You still need a few more to pass... hehehe."

*Alternates between the two pulses every so often while walking toward the registered source.* I know I had something better on me for finding treasures but I can't remember what it was. Do I have that scroll I got from that cat god or something else with me? If the thing had a soul sealed in it I could probably find it easier but I doubt that is likely.

Raleigh walks down the dark cave... heading steadily through the maze of limestone caverns towards the source of shiny valuables. He can hear something scurrying around, the sounds echoing on the stone walls. Along with an odd clanking sound as a stone he steps on sinks downwards. Hmm... Oh and the ceiling seems to be falling. How annoying.

Okuni... ducks the punches! What is this, the Four Stooges? For good measure, she sweeps the figure's legs.

Okuni dodges and sweeps! Sending a few of them clattering to the floor... as the others advance overtop of their fallen comrades!

[Harri-chan]

Eliza gave one last look to the teacher than had been so frightening when angry, and then drew a deep breath before she marched towards the doorway, and straight through the portal that had taken it's place, "You won't beat me so easily THIS time... ", she muttered.


Kitty pulled back a little, rubbing her sore shoulder, and clutched the bars, curling her hands around them as she looked up towards the sound of the voice, "I really don't you're one to be giving me hints. Don't you know I'm a Doctor? That means I'm smart!".

[KonokoHasano]

Eventually a buzzer sounds! As the moles vanish and the Voice speaks. "Lets see your score!" Over on the wall it tallys up... but she didnt beat the high score! "Ooooh sorry... it looks like bronze for you." A medal appears around her neck. "Have fun in the next challenge!" It says, as a hole opens up... beneath her!

"Well that's not so... huh?" Looks down just in time to see the hole before falling through! "WHaaaaaa!"

[Jello Shot Mischa]

"Wellll... we are always proud to serve our returning contestants... Our services are open to your perusal, sir or madam. You could start from whence you left off... or start anew..."

Mischa frowns. "If I remember correctly, the last time I was here I ended up as a maid trying to fight off some kind of squid or something with a broom. I think I'd rather start anew."

[AshK]

Austin Bunny gets up shaking. "I think I need to get out of here." Austin Bunny said. "Hey can I switch weapons?"

[Raleigh]

*Tugs something lose from inside a pocket. It looks like a toothpick.* Really? The whole crushed by a ceiling bit? *He tosses it in front of him and the thing turns into a large and heavy metal pole that bridges the gap between the ground and the roof.* Its amusing what you can pick up if you just wait for some old monkeys to die. *He continues his casual stroll toward his target.*

[Blaze]

Okuni picks up one of the fallen wooden figures and spins him right round baby right round...

Smashing it into it's comrades!