A yellowed note seeking adventurers

[A note on an electric pole]

outside one of the largest shops in muffinville, attached to the electric pole is a note, held to the pole by a knife. It was easy to read, or if illiterate, understand.

it was universally understood that the note went something like this:

Adventure! Intrigue! Finally getting to 12th level with out the grind!
all at Ariadne's Underground cavern of Adventure (+3)!
Want to LARP without those jerks (also known as more socially acceptable people)
making fun of your costume? (costume not provided, but costumes brought will be magically enhanced.)
NOW YOU CAN! just rip off one of the few pull-tabs off the bottom of this sheet! (like the kind you would have found in some cafe stating guitar lessons.)
Ariadne is in no way responsible for teleport sickness or loss of limb or death via teleportion into a rock.

[Lanzerus]

Lanzerus walks out of the Inactivity, dressed in his t-shirt and jeans before looking around nervously. Which a quick focus and a snap of his fingers he is then wearing Cardboard and tinfoil armor, a paper-towel roll sword, and a pizza-box and Duct-tape shield. " Lanzerus the smiter...smiteer...the smiterer..." he coughs. "Lanzerus who smites all that require smiting has arrived!" he quickly yanks off one of the tabs expecting something to happen instantly.

[The note]

with a loud pop Lanzerus disappeared from the public view, to find himself in a large open cavern. A woman wearing a long flowing evening gown greets him. "Welcome adventurer, I am Miss Ariadne." She stops to look at Lanzerus and what he is wearing. "Oh my I didn't expect anyone to actually appear in costume." she laughes. "Well it is certain that you put a lot of effort into...that." she says before breaking back out into laughter. with a quick wave of her hand the tinfoil becomes steal, the cardboard underneath becomes leather. The Paper towel roll transforms into a hand and a half sword and the Pizza box shield becomes a buckler. " I would ask you to wait for others to arrive. No party is allowed in with less than four members, however if my note fails to garner enough attention then I will allow some staff members to go with you to help."

[Feng]

An individual dressed in typical stereotypical ninja attire walks up to the electrical pole. He is armed solely with a foam pair of nun-chucks. Briefly reading the message he pulls a tab.

[Miss Ariadne]

The individual finds himself in the same cavern described to Lanzerus, open and warm, the sound of water can be heard ahead somewhere. Ariadne turns around finishing up with the changing of Lanzerus' armor. "Greetings, I am Miss Ariadne, owner of the Cavern of Adventure." She pauses to look at the man. she sighs. "Costumes, why did I put that I would accept costumes?" she changes his costume to be more custom tailored for sneakier ninja movement and his foam nun-chucks to be polished black oak. "I would request you wait for at least one more person before I can let you and your party member inside." She gestures to Lanzerus.

[Feng]

The mysterious ninja who shall not be named at this time nods silently before sneaking over to Lanzerus.

".... ...." he says.

[Jello Shot Mischa]

(( Hmmm, who to send along... ))

Utsuko, wearing her typical white blouse and green skirt, with a white cloak over her wings, comes skipping down the street! Pausing at the sight of the sign pinned to the pole with a dagger, she proceeds to read the note!

"Hmmmmmm... this looks like news!" She tugs off one of the pull-tabs curiously, wondering what'll happen.

[KonokoHasano]

Koda, eating some pocky at the moment, reads this over and considers for a moment. He was wary due to all the weird crap that happened around this place, but... he was also rather curious. Giving a shrug, he pulled one of the tabs off.

[Stray-chan]

Lost, dressed in his usual attire (t-shirt, cargo pants, sneakers, satchel), wanders by the note and spots it. "Ooh, this looks cool! But is it a LARP or live dungeon game or what? Wait, teleport sickness? Hmm..." He shrugs, grabs a tab and braces for teleport.

[Miss Ariadne]

Utsiko, Koda and Lost, all end up in the same cavern as Lanzerus and the mysterious ninja. Miss Ariadne greets them with a formal bow. "I am Miss Ariadne, and this is The Cavern of Adventure. Here you are free to LARP without the distraction of the real world. You want to play a knight that has the strength to kick down an iron door? Ever thought of what kicking an Iron door would be like in real life? Here you can do almost anything that is within the laws of physics and the game rules!"

she notices Utsuko in her white cloak, instantly she gains knowledge of both healing and arcane magic. "The spells will only work within the Cavern."

she then turns to Koda and lost. "Unfortunately you aren't in costume so you have to decide a class for yourself."

[Cece]

The mischievous redheaded witchgirl Rachel sees the notice. Looking to see if Buu or Cece are near and noticing they aren't, a manic spark comes to her eye as she counjors a elf princess costume on herself and pulls a tab

[Jello Shot Mischa]

she notices Utsuko in her white cloak, instantly she gains knowledge of both healing and arcane magic. "The spells will only work within the Cavern."

Utsuko blinks at Miss Ariadne, and then gasps! "Ack! My spell cards still work, don't they??" the hell-raven asks. "What am I going to do if I can't nuke things??"

[KonokoHasano]

Utsiko, Koda and Lost, all end up in the same cavern as Lanzerus and the mysterious ninja. Miss Ariadne greets them with a formal bow. "I am Miss Ariadne, and this is The Cavern of Adventure. Here you are free to LARP without the distraction of the real world. You want to play a knight that has the strength to kick down an iron door? Ever thought of what kicking an Iron door would be like in real life? Here you can do almost anything that is within the laws of physics and the game rules!"

she notices Utsuko in her white cloak, instantly she gains knowledge of both healing and arcane magic. "The spells will only work within the Cavern."

she then turns to Koda and lost. "Unfortunately you aren't in costume so you have to decide a class for yourself."

"I think I'm more partial to some kind of magic class." Koda answered, considering it.

[Albedo]

(I really hope I'm making a good decision joining. I'm interested, like the concept, it's kinda on my bucket list. But.... I dunno what Al can do, he's never LARPed before, and I'll be gone from 7AM-12PM and 1PM-3PM CST the next several days.)

Albedo was walking down the street, enjoying a nice day. He noticed a slightly-mangled note with a dagger on a pole. It's unknown if the dagger or the missing tabs distracted him, but he read it anyway. His interpertation of the note went like this:
Adventure! Intrigue! Finally getting to 12th level with out the grind???
all at Ariadne's Underground cavern of Adventure (+3)!
Want to LA... what's LA? Oh, RP!
making fun of your costume? (costume not provided, but costumes brought will be magically enhanced.)
NOW YOU CAN! just rip off one of the few pull-tabs off the bottom of this sheet! (like the kind you would have found in some cafe stating guitar lessons.)
Ariadne is in no way responsible for teleport sickness or loss of limb or death via teleportion into a rock.

Deciding that this is a chance to RP, and it sounds like powers are involved. So he takes one of the tabs and rips it off, not fully expecting the soon-to-be-coming occurance.

[Feng]

The nameless ninja stares at everybody, a vacant expression on his face.

".... ...."

Translation <Hail and well met comrades!>