Better Business Bureau

[Kether]

Rodney tap the side of his new glasses with the tip of a finger, a bit puzzled, but his eyes don't leave the pages from the book he is reading. So enraptured he is by the fascinating text-books that he discard his worries.

"Now, this is something worthy of attention..." he quietly whistles to himself.

*Rodney's hair turns purple and begins to get dramatically longer. His pants turn into a skirt, and he should find himself having a much easier time comprehending the very difficult texts. Rather, they seem too simple. Why, the author clearly doesn't understand the tertiary thematic concerns of Orange-yellow-green hybrids whatsoever. And the section on imaginary colors leaves so much out.... and....

Within Rodney's mind, a desire to correct these mistakes, to research alternatives and to do SCIENCE begins to grow. He also gets a nice green necktie.*



*Meanwhile, the hoard of zombie businessmen advances on Lian. Their bad breath and tendency toward groping could only be stopped by judicious, perhaps painful, application of coffee!*

*tips over the coffee pot spilling scalding coffee on the floor*

[Rodney]

*Rodney's hair turns purple and begins to get dramatically longer. His pants turn into a skirt, and he should find himself having a much easier time comprehending the very difficult texts. Rather, they seem too simple. Why, the author clearly doesn't understand the tertiary thematic concerns of Orange-yellow-green hybrids whatsoever. And the section on imaginary colors leaves so much out.... and....

Within Rodney's mind, a desire to correct these mistakes, to research alternatives and to do SCIENCE begins to grow. He also gets a nice green necktie.*

Rodney shifts his legs while his clothes melt into new fabrics and shape. He find himself quietly singing a song he heard from a video. "... It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..." Clearly the knowledge in those books is enticing but limited. He will have to search for more, though a good library or direct experimentation.

There is probably something else that needs to be done about the changes that are occurring to him... But clearly this can wait. Nevertheless, Rodney is sure he should get angry or something about this whole predicament. Clearly, something is being done to him that he didn't agree on. He takes a deep breath, it's not easy for him to properly choose his priorities.

[Windyuki]

*tips over the coffee pot spilling scalding coffee on the floor*

*The businessmen begin to melt as soon as they touch the coffee.

Lian's coffee-serving skill earns enough XP to level up to 6! She gains the bonus language feat Starbuckian (basic). Also, the door up seems to be clear.*

Rodney shifts his legs while his clothes melt into new fabrics and shape. He find himself quietly singing a song he heard from a video. "... It's hard to overstate my satisfaction..." Clearly the knowledge in those books is enticing but limited. He will have to search for more, though a good library or direct experimentation.

There is probably something else that needs to be done about the changes that are occurring to him... But clearly this can wait. Nevertheless, Rodney is sure he should get angry or something about this whole predicament. Clearly, something is being done to him that he didn't agree on. He takes a deep breath, it's not easy for him to properly choose his priorities.

*Experimentation is good! Why, think of all the SCIENCE!!!! that could be done. (Incidentally, Rodney should find that the word science doesn't seem to have any lowercase letters in any part of her vocabulary.) The urge to do SCIENCE!!!! particularly color theory, grows stronger as Rodney gains a labcoat, complete with several vials filled with color extract! Why, what other clothing could be so good for SCIENCE!!!!?

Of course the sex-change that seems to have come with the creation might be a tad less desirable though. Still the new SCIEN!!!!tist (Mostly trained) shouldn't have trouble curing that. Why, she can already think of a good 57 interesting experiments that might reverse her transformation. Some of them might even let her finish her thesis and finally get that PHD in colorolgy!)

Now, if only she had an assistant to order around, a lab and several dozen test subjects, why she could be just happy....

Of course not having been transformed against her will might also help Rodney's happiness, and Rodney may find the fact that her personality's been altered rather disturbing as well too... But, there's SCIENCE!!! to be done.

The door behind Rodney opens, leaving her to make a confused (or perhaps not confused) exit. (for SCIENCE!!!!!???)*

See, grad student. 100% unemployable is a prerequisite. Your natural skills helped there.

[Kether]

*tips over the coffee pot spilling scalding coffee on the floor*

*The businessmen begin to melt as soon as they touch the coffee.

Lian's coffee-serving skill earns enough XP to level up to 6! She gains the bonus language feat Starbuckian (basic). Also, the door up seems to be clear.*

.

*heads through then*

[Windyuki]

*heads through then*

*Lian is confronted by a wall of paperwork, so thick and high that no amount of force could get through it! Not that Lian really has anything left in the way of brute force.... hopefully.*

[Kether]

*sets the paper on fire8

[Windyuki]

*sets the paper on fire8

*The paper burns! And the more it burns, the more Lian should find that she burns to do paperwork. The desire to alphebetize, categorize, sign, check, fill out, etc. grows with each TPS report cover-sheet gone up in flames.

If she doesn't stop it, she'll probably find herself quite obsessed with paperwork, addicted to it in fact.*

[Kether]

*Freedom lets go!*

[Windyuki]

*Freedom lets go!*

*The paper keeps burning, reestablishing the addiction. Also, Adorjan charms are clearly inappropriate for a secretary, and are thus sealed.*

[Kether]

*Freedom lets go!*

*The paper keeps burning, reestablishing the addiction. Also, Adorjan charms are clearly inappropriate for a secretary, and are thus sealed.*

*Counter point!*

[Windyuki]

*Counter point!*

*That one is left unsealed.... As is Wind-born Stride and Self as Cyclone stance. The rest are gone.*

[Kether]

*Counter point!*

*That one is left unsealed.... As is Wind-born Stride and Self as Cyclone stance. The rest are gone.*

*The ability to turn on and off ones ability to care is central to this position*

[Windyuki]

*The ability to turn on and off ones ability to care is central to this position*

*Devotion to one's work is a necessity.*

[Kether]

*Capacity to leave behind each and every sheet as new ones come in is necissary*

[Windyuki]

*Capacity to leave behind each and every sheet as new ones come in is necissary*

*Clearly you need to remember them all so you can reference them later. The way up is unsealed, though the intimacy remains.*