by Blaze » Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:42 pm
You open the fridge, ready to get out some more bacon and eggs, when all five of your senses are assaulted by the monstrosity contained within. Yes, all five, it smells so bad you can taste it. It was gray, with pink fuzz all over it, and it seemed to be squirming slightly, and it didn't seem to be from the gas it emmitted every 5 seconds. You get the uncomfortable feeling that this thing exists in higher dimensions and you cannot comprehend it's true form.
You ask Blaze why she didn't throw this away when she made breakfast. She takes a look, and after the five minutes of dry heaving that followed, replied that it hadn't been in there when she looked. You gingerly grab the edge of the plate while Blaze takes out a thick plastic bag designed to contain biohazardous waste, whereupon you dump it into the bag and Blaze seals it, rushing off to launch it into the sun using a small rocket.