A Grand Experiment!

[Feng]

Bones, criminal Mastermind, sits behind the counter of an ice cream truck that is parked on Main Street right outside an Elementary School and St. Expeditus Convent. Little would anybody suspect that this vehicle has been covertly altered into a mobile base of operations for the evil genius' latest scheme.

Disguised as a humble distributor of frozen treats, the dastardly villain waits for some foolish sap to stumble into his web of unpleasantness.

"FREE ICECREAM SAMPLES!" he shouts, as the music box of the ice cream truck hums to life, playing merry jingles that may or may not be playing subliminal messages!

[Raleigh]

I'll have some sir. *Raleigh, in the little girl form of earlier, waits outside the window.* Vanilla please.

[Feng]

"Very well then, Mr. Clo-er, I mean little girl!" says Bones handing her a scoop of untainted vanilla ice cream.

[Raleigh]

Thanks. How much is it? *Is signaling that some of the students have been designated as future soldiers for herself.* My friends are all wearing this neat little necklace with an eye on it. Would you give them a discount perhaps?

[KonokoHasano]

Penny Pekoro zooms on over, almost colliding with Bones' face. "Ice cream? Really? Free? I wanna try! It'll be great, lovely, stupendous, and it will be the thing to destroy the evil pig monsters!"

[Maiden Miki]

"Ice cream? Well I do enjoy an icy treat every so often," said Don as he walked over to the truck.

"I-I-I know this trick," said Megan as she looked up at the truck and Bones. "Fr-fr-francesca does this all the time."

[Windyuki]

*Appears, in ski mask and waving automatic weapon.*

Halt! By edict of the officially elected overlord all ice-cream is forfeit to the legal government of Muffinville. Cease distribution at once and let me eat it all.

[Feng]

@ Raleigh:
"I suppose I can set up some scoops of Vanilla ice cream for your friends little miss! But only because you asked nicel-ACK!"

@ Konoko

Suddenly Penny hits him in the face.

"Oi! If your breed wasn't sacred to the Smoking One I w-I mean certainly you can have some free samples! Just a sec..."

*Reaching under the counter, Bones grabs a plastic cup with a scoop of chocolate ice cream*

"This is a new product known as Braaaain Freeze. We have high expectations for it!"

@ Megan

"Hello sir! Are you interested in taste testing one of our new prod-"
.... Wait one second sir! I have to take care of something real quick!" ^_^

@ Windyuki

"Sorry, but company policy states that we don't deal with terrorists." -_-'

[Windyuki]

"Sorry, but company policy states that we don't deal with terrorists." -_-'

I'm an overlord not a terrorist. We have state sanctions and we use fear to maintain the existing order rather than topple it, so there's no reason you can't deal with me.

[Maiden Miki]

@ Megan

"Hello sir! Are you interested in taste testing one of our new prod-"
.... Wait one second sir! I have to take care of something real quick!" ^_^

"Alright. I wait," said Don as he just stands there waiting his turn.

Megan just stood there and blinked a few times.

[Feng]

@ Windyuki
"I say!" says Bones, readjusting his monocle! "It does appear that I am mistaken! What can I get for you then, supreme overlord?"

@ Megan
"Sorry about that sir," says Bones before handing Don a scoop of bluish ice cream.

[Raleigh]

Thanks. *Turns around and returns to playing with some of the children after telling them to get some vanilla ice cream when they get a chance.*

[KonokoHasano]

Suddenly Penny hits him in the face.

"Oi! If your breed wasn't sacred to the Smoking One I w-I mean certainly you can have some free samples! Just a sec..."

*Reaching under the counter, Bones grabs a plastic cup with a scoop of chocolate ice cream*

"This is a new product known as Braaaain Freeze. We have high expectations for it!"

Penny just blinks at what he was saying, not understanding at all. Her attention was then grabbed by the ice cream, which she grabbed with a thank you and gobbled it aaaaaaalllll up~

She then looks at Yuki after hearing the word 'terrorist' along with 'supreme overlord'. "AH! A supreme overlord of terrorists! That means you are evil, and you're trying to take ice cream! Badbadbadbad!"

[Maiden Miki]

@ Megan
"Sorry about that sir," says Bones before handing Don a scoop of bluish ice cream.

"No problem," said Don as he takes the ice cream and looks at it for a moment. He then simply begins to lick it.

"Wh-wh-what about me?" asked Megan as she looks up at Bones.

[Feng]

@ Raleigh:
"Don't mention it, little miss! Seriously."

Bones sets a tray full of samples on the counter within ready reach for Raleigh-Chan's friends.

@ Konoko

Bones watching with evil amusement as Penny's hair turns a shade of blond.

"Most excellent" he mutters beneath his breath before turning his attention to the other test subjects.

@ Megan

"My apologies miss!" says Bones handing Megan a cup of ice cream, the same flavor as the kind offered Don!