Better Business Bureau

[Windyuki]

*A nice shiny building poofs into existence. It's name is the same as this thread's.*

So, because I lost a duel with Lia.... I mean because I'm a helpful overlord, I'll now be working to hand out jobs to all of you poor unemployed Muffonians. Step right up to take a nice easy quiz and get secure employment for the next while!

[Kether]

and to help all those struggling businesses who need to create whole threads just to hire people.

[Windyuki]

and to help all those struggling businesses who need to create whole threads just to hire people.

Or that...

[Kether]

"There's two threads alone just trying to get people to work for them"

[Windyuki]

"There's two threads alone just trying to get people to work for them"

It just feels... wrong to be actually helping people.

[Kether]

Get used to it goddess of celestial resources

[shinryou]

Kazuya walks up, "And so... you guys can help me get some money... I mean work..." he said, correcting himself.

[Windyuki]

Kazuya walks up, "And so... you guys can help me get some money... I mean work..." he said, correcting himself.

Of course. I just need to ask you a few questions first.

What's your name?
Age?
Gender?
Prior work experience?
Skills?
Any references?
What payment range do you want?
Favorite flavor of ice-cream?
Favorite brand of make-up?
Would you rather be a king or live in a world with no kings?
What's the capital of Tunisia?
What's the Average airflight velocity of an unladen swallow?

[shinryou]

Kazuya was surprised but answered all the questions:

Kazuya Kyohaku
Technically 20
Male
Uh... worked as Raleigh's servant for a bit
Too many to list down, general time space manipulation would be the major one I guess
Raleigh.. I guess
Preferably something high paying
Vanilla
uh... none?
A world with no kings
Tunis
No idea...

He nodded having been satisfied with his answers.

[Windyuki]

Kazuya Kyohaku

No good. No good at all. The number of strokes is all wrong.

Technically 20

So... not a college graduate then?

Male

Tch. That will make this a lot harder.

Uh... worked as Raleigh's servant for a bit

Quite good that.

Too many to list down, general time space manipulation would be the major one I guess

I see... So you could clean a lot in a really small amount of time.

Raleigh.. I guess

Hmm, definitely usable.

Preferably something high paying

So, a high paying employer

Vanilla

How.. bland. I suppose I can work with it in a pinch.

uh... none?

Well, that can change soon enough. There's always room to learn.

A world with no kings

Authority issues then.

Tunis

Not bad.

No idea...

And no sense of delivery...


Well. It looks like you'll need some training but would be best without someone working over you.... I'll put you into our (fairy) accountant training program then. If you'll step through that door.

*Points to what seems to be the entrance to the second floor.*

Then we'll get you straightened away in short order.

[shinryou]

"Uh... ookay..." Kazuya said, not really getting Windyuki's pace. He stepped through the second level entrance as he was ordered to do.

[Maiden Miki]

"Hmm...Is this it?" asked Mia as she looks around and was curious. "Hello? Is anybody here? I was told to come here."

[KonokoHasano]

"Employment, huh?" Ashley commented as he walked on up and looked around. "That's kinda different."

[Windyuki]

"Hmm...Is this it?" asked Mia as she looks around and was curious. "Hello? Is anybody here? I was told to come here."

Wonderful. Now if you could just answer a few questions?

Name, age, work experience, prefered positions, any dependents, do you consider yourself a good person? preferred vector for torturing others? If you were told to assassinate the archduke of Austria, how would you do it? Are you good with children? Would you enjoy working out of the home? What about teaching? Preferred salary?

"Uh... ookay..." Kazuya said, not really getting Windyuki's pace. He stepped through the second level entrance as he was ordered to do.

*The room inside is completely unadorned, save for a small bottle of liquid on a table. As the door slams behind Kazuya he can hear it lock shut. The bottle reads *Drink me*"

[KonokoHasano]

[*Pinches Windy* You're cruel for forgetting me, you know. o.o]