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Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:25 am

So yeah, I did a thing.

TGasers

Check it out. Or don't.

You can see them all here.
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:42 am

It was alright. Aside from a couple of typos, I wasn't sure what to make of the "TGaser" part, and whether I was missing something about it... Nothing comes to mind when I say "tee-jay-zer" or "tee-jee-ay-zer." If the "G" were silent, of course, I can see it, but...

I'm not going to be arrested for checking it out, will I? It wasn't lewd, I swears!
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Thu Jun 10, 2010 2:48 am

Mitera Nikkou wrote:It was alright. Aside from a couple of typos, I wasn't sure what to make of the "TGaser" part, and whether I was missing something about it... Nothing comes to mind when I say "tee-jay-zer" or "tee-jee-ay-zer." If the "G" were silent, of course, I can see it, but...

I'm not going to be arrested for checking it out, will I? It wasn't lewd, I swears!

I just thought of something police used and 'taser' came to mind. Pronounce it how you like.

EDIT: OH SNAP A NEW ONE.

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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Queen Octavia » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:34 am

The premise amuses me.

You do know that in many places as part of taser training officers who carry tasers have to be tased themselves to understand what it's like... right? Right? Or, in this case... TGased ;p.
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:01 pm

Queen Octavia wrote:The premise amuses me.

You do know that in many places as part of taser training officers who carry tasers have to be tased themselves to understand what it's like... right? Right? Or, in this case... TGased ;p.

I'll be sure to make one centered around that. XD

But since you've left, it'll be a dedication. o__o

Anyway, new one.

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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Zoey » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:28 pm

I like'em all! I think your gonna make your trademark the TGaser, eh?
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:32 pm

Kaizer wrote:I like'em all! I think your gonna make your trademark the TGaser, eh?

Maybe. I'm just starting. I might get a better idea down the road. :?
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Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:17 pm

Interesting. I am somewhat amused by this as well.
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Thu Jun 10, 2010 11:35 pm

Then I'm sure you'll be disappointed by this one, my first non-TGaser caption!

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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Sun Jun 13, 2010 8:55 am

New TGaser one. Quite possibly one of the darkest things I've written.

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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Sun Jun 13, 2010 2:44 pm

An interesting read, but the first two paragraphs are somewhat distorted, which decreased the enjoyability/ease of reading it.

Looking forward to more.
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Blaze » Sun Jun 13, 2010 7:38 pm

Communist Pink wrote:An interesting read, but the first two paragraphs are somewhat distorted, which decreased the enjoyability/ease of reading it.

Looking forward to more.

I could say the distorted text was representing Jim's distorted psyche at the time.

But I'm not that pretentious, so I'll apologize and promise to do better next time. ^^;;

EDIT: A new series I'm working on. Thanks to Mendo for the inspiration!

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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby AshK » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:12 pm

Those are some really awesome captions Blaze! I look forward to more captions from you! Good work!
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Marky » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:21 pm

Oh, wow. That last one is really good, in my opinion. xD
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Re: Blaze's Bland Captions

Postby Miku-chan » Thu Jun 17, 2010 2:18 am

So far everything looks creative and original, Keep it up...;{P
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