by muffinstud » Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:37 pm
The woman in the dark room grinned at the monitors. "All right, let's get this party started." Dave frowned. "I wasn't invited to a party..." He winced as her palm smacked hard against the back of his head. She took the microphone in hand and spoke.
"Ah, good to see you're all here, gentlemen. I hope your little warm-up exercise wasn't too off-putting. Now, this first task is to determine who gets byes. Only two will. Your task is simple. The interns in the room will imprison you. Try to escape." The woman's voice leaves the speakers with another cackle.
A flood of interns bursts through the doorway the contestants entered and pin each contestant to the walls. Even the two in the middle are lifted up into the air by three interns each and pushed against the wall. Fast as lightning, the interns with the gaffer's tape ply their rolls across each contestant. Once finished, all of the interns leave the room.
And thus each contestant finds himself taped to a wall with strong tape, with his feet just above the floor.
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker