by Alissa of Someday » Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:37 pm
"..."
/Somewhere in his heart, Todd was suddenly gladdened that he did indeed keep a copy of the zombie survival guide at his bedside. At this rate he might need it./
"So. It's a three-headed dog that...apparently...appeared in a ball of ash when the power went out, and it can sneeze fire..."
/Pausing for a moment, as if checking his own sanity for uttering such a sentence, he continues./
"That...all fits a theme, I guess, at least. All of it except for that."
/Pointing at the bag of women's underthings, he taps his chin./
"Is that everything that's inside it...? Maybe we should dump it out to be sure."