I finally bowled a turkey

Lives, Links, News, and TG. All these discussions abound in here!

Moderator: Moderators

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Apr 08, 2009 11:54 pm

That'd send my head rolling.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
User avatar
Mitera Nikkou
Exalted MSFer
Exalted MSFer
 
Posts: 14029
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:55 am
Location: You are my escapism~<3

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:05 am

Which might double your score by functioning as an extra ball! Good thinking.

Now we really do have to worry about your head winding up in the gutter though : /
User avatar
Queen Octavia
Active MSFer
Active MSFer
 
Posts: 838
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 pm
Location: Burrowed underneath the ground nearby

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:13 am

I wonder if my IQ is really my bowling score. @_@
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
User avatar
Mitera Nikkou
Exalted MSFer
Exalted MSFer
 
Posts: 14029
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:55 am
Location: You are my escapism~<3

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Jello Shot Mischa » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:30 pm

Mmm, time for a beer frame...

Man, now I miss going bowling. XD Next time I do, I'm going to play as Nikkou.
User avatar
Jello Shot Mischa
Crazy MSFer
Crazy MSFer
 
Posts: 3330
Joined: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:44 pm

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby AmbushCat » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:06 pm

When I had my bowling class in college about four or so years ago, we were allowed to come up with our own creative names for teams. If I'd known that I'd be talking about this, I would've put more of an effort into remembering them. :|
Image
It's a trifle, if ever was.
SpamLady Supreme -- By Caprice, 8/16/2017
Characters.
User avatar
AmbushCat
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 8217
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:12 pm
Location: All places are alike to me.

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Marky » Sat Apr 11, 2009 11:14 pm

I once nearly bowled my birthdate in two games on the same night. Had a score of 89, then, had a score of 129. If I had 128, instead, I would've done it.

And, yeah, I'm not all that good. If I bowled more often, I might get closer to my dad's all-time high score.
User avatar
Marky
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 9193
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:38 pm
Location: Everywhere...maybe...*shifty eyes*

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Apr 12, 2009 7:34 am

I'll be happy just reaching a score of 200. Besides, I get more exercise out of it than I normally do in the course of a couple of years. ;p

A nickname, huh... Well, now, they call me the Breeze. I keep blowin' down the lane.

Okay, not really. It will be fun considering, though, for when I next go bowling.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
User avatar
Mitera Nikkou
Exalted MSFer
Exalted MSFer
 
Posts: 14029
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:55 am
Location: You are my escapism~<3

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Marky » Sun Apr 12, 2009 12:41 pm

Well, yeah, my dad's all-time top 3 scores, he did in one night, are: 225, 194, 193.

Or something along those lines. His fishing buddy/cousin once bowled a perfect game.
User avatar
Marky
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 9193
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:38 pm
Location: Everywhere...maybe...*shifty eyes*

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:22 pm

My idea of a perfect game is not having any gutterballs ^^

I can't even win at wii bowling : /
User avatar
Queen Octavia
Active MSFer
Active MSFer
 
Posts: 838
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 pm
Location: Burrowed underneath the ground nearby

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Marky » Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:15 pm

Ouch. Well, hmm. I've never played Wii bowling...never really liked bowling games to begin with.

But, ouch. I do hit the gutter occasionally myself, and more often than not if I don't bowl very often. All I can say is practice, I guess...
User avatar
Marky
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 9193
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:38 pm
Location: Everywhere...maybe...*shifty eyes*

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sun Apr 12, 2009 3:21 pm

I actually do pretty well at Wii bowling. I haven't gotten a 300, yet, though. (I think my best was 25? or so.) But I can manage that trick that knocks all the pins down, in the power throw portion of the game.

Damn, now I feel like playing it again. ;/

In reality I get a few gutter balls. But it's usually because my hip gives out. It hurrrrrts...~ =_=
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned because only women can give two tits for every tat.
User avatar
Mitera Nikkou
Exalted MSFer
Exalted MSFer
 
Posts: 14029
Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2004 3:55 am
Location: You are my escapism~<3

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Marky » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:30 pm

*blinks*

The reason I throw gutter balls, usually, is I mess up with my wrist in some way, or with my arm, in throwing it. It all just matters on the delivery and whether or not you execute it or not...
User avatar
Marky
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 9193
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:38 pm
Location: Everywhere...maybe...*shifty eyes*

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Queen Octavia » Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:59 pm

The reason I throw gutter balls is because bowling hates me. But that's okay, since I hate it too ^^.

There's just not enough room to correct for my massive hook. In golf my drives always veer right about 20 yards... so I aim left 20 yards. Perfect drives every time! When I apply that logic to bowling, well, the people in the lane to my left start getting angry at me for throwing balls in their lane.
User avatar
Queen Octavia
Active MSFer
Active MSFer
 
Posts: 838
Joined: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:27 pm
Location: Burrowed underneath the ground nearby

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Marky » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:02 pm

Haha. You need one of those bowling balls that always veer off in a certain direction, no matter how you throw them. A friend of mine has one of them. You just have to make sure the lane is well-oiled, or the bowling ball won't really work right, either.
User avatar
Marky
Fuku Fanatic
Fuku Fanatic
 
Posts: 9193
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:38 pm
Location: Everywhere...maybe...*shifty eyes*

Re: I finally bowled a turkey

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Sun Apr 12, 2009 6:03 pm

I enjoy throwing a ball into the gutter and then watching it bounce right back out and get a strike....

Otherwise, I hate gutterballs.
Bore: Ah, comrade Yozis! I have been meaning to have bear wrestling match with you! Let me show you what your rear end looks like! *turns them into a demon-pretzel*
I just dropped a Tactical Nuke on a Blood Ape.
Eagle Scout since 9/18/2007
User avatar
Funny Hat + Funny Accent
Active MSFer
Active MSFer
 
Posts: 922
Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2004 7:52 pm
Location: Where only Eagles fly

PreviousNext

Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 76 guests