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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby David » Mon Mar 16, 2009 12:21 pm

Yo, yo yooooo! Dis be G-PEEEEEEEEEEEG! I'm rollin' all over da tarmac, making it uber smooth and FLAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Here be a sample of when some wackass dumbass punkass suckass beeeeasss stooped on up to da mic!

<Corvus> (Alright. I challenge G-Pig to a rap battle.)
<David> (Do it in the forums :o )
<Matt> Aww.
<David> (It allows me time to drink comedy juice)
<Matt> I wanted to witness it.
<Matt> Meh.
<David> (But if you go on the forums, you caaaaaaaaan)
<Matt> But I haven't been on the forums in... a year, I thin.
<Corvus> (Forums are poisonous to this black bird.)
<David> (ALright)
* David is assumedly reading the magazine... Meanwhile!
* David is now known as G-Pig
<Matt> Yes!
<G-Pig> Yo yo yooooooooooo~ Whattup, mutha ****a's?! Time to rock da ****in' mic!
<Matt> Who's gonna be the challenger?
* Corvus is now known as Geo
<Erek> (Oh, god. Not Geo.)
* G-Pig even brought his own! http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/7195/gpig.jpg
* Matt sets up a chair and watches with a drink in hand
* Geo steps up to the mic, wearing a backwards hat. And a bandana over his eyes.
* Allen watches
<Allen> ^_^
<G-Pig> (I hope you don't mind the fact I can't ryme very well :o )
<G-Pig> (Or spell it)
<Geo> (Oh, like I can.)
<Matt> This will be great.
<Geo> Yo, start it off, champ!
<G-Pig> *Beatbox music comes from... Somewhere as the pimpin pig surveys his challenger*
<G-Pig> ... Yo, yo, YO! WHo da **** yo think you are?
<G-Pig> Frontin' on up here like a superstar?
<G-Pig> Better cash dem cheques while yo' can, buddy
<G-Pig> Because when I'm through wit yo' ass
<G-Pig> You're goona be pushing up some grass!
<G-Pig> (Oh god this is sooo bad D:)
<Matt> HAHAHAHA!
<G-Pig> Now c'mon, son. Rock da mic
<G-Pig> Because otherwise, I'm fly a kite!
* Geo steps forward, eyes nowhere to be seen under his ridiculous gansta get-up.
<Geo> Yo, yo. Uh-huh. Ballin'! Me? I'm superstar Geo.
<Geo> I'mma rock you so hard ya think ya got punched by Neo.
<Geo> I've got opposable thumbs and can control fire.
<Geo> I oughtta kick yo' ass into a a mire.
<Geo> Wut? Wut? *Geo steps back from the mic, making sure G-Pig ain't fronttin'. I'm not sure what I'm saying anymore.*
<Matt> ...
* G-Pig sneezes and squeals on back to the scene.
<G-Pig> Daaaayaaamn son, using material from da Matrix?
<G-Pig> That film ain't worth an ass licks!
<G-Pig> Fire control ain't all that tight
<G-Pig> Because you know I'mma sleep with yo' mom all night!
* Sakura|AFK (sakurafont@147.51.225.166.in-addr.arpa) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Matt> HA!
* G-Pig does some guinea pig breakdancing to seal the deal, which involves twitching on the floor and squeaking
* Geo steps back up, now with more dramatic lighting.
<Geo> My mom? My mom?! My mom is dead.
<Geo> Best check out that empty thing ya call a head.
<Geo> 'Sides, what would you know 'bout controlling fire?
<Geo> I think we should just call you G-LIAR. *SICK BURN.*
<Matt> Eh. Pretty good.
<G-Pig> *Someone in the audience screams "Daaaaayaaaaamn!*
* G-Pig moonwaddles back up to the mic
* Geo steps back, making various gang signs.
<Bladeron> (Rrright...let me know if anybody is up for real RP. ^^)
<G-Pig> Watchu talkin' bout foo'? This pig don' lie
<G-Pig> Fact last I checked, your mom made me a PIE!
* Roara (Roara@ool-435040ac.dyn.optonline.net) Quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<G-Pig> Controllin' fire don;t seem to be ya gig
<G-Pig> As we all kno' you can't stand up to G-PIG!
<G-Pig> *A backflip and some party poppers go off.*
<Matt> Woah...
* Geo walks forward, now sporting a necklace. With Big Ben on it. Well, a replica. Hopefully.
<Geo> What? What? Think I can't stand up to a motha-****in' pig?
<Geo> Let me tell you somethin' else that I hope ya can dig!
<Geo> Ya ain't famous and ya ain't no star.
<Geo> **** I bet ya can't even drive a car!
<Geo> So please spare us from your horrible rappin',
<Geo> And get back to your cage and get to crappin'!
<Geo> Word. *shakes his bling at G-Pig and walks back*
<Matt> ... Somebody call the Wonder Pets. Somebody's in danger.
* G-Pig strides up back to the mic... If a guinea pig can stride
<G-Pig> **** y'all, look at dis scrub
<G-Pig> Frontin' all up on like it's amateur night at da pub!
<G-Pig> MY rappin' is da best and the most potent
<G-Pig> **** the ladies in the audience just got preg-nant
<Matt> YES!
<G-Pig> I'm the rippity-rappin-rodent
<G-Pig> Go back in the cage? Yo got some nerve for screwin' someone underage!
<G-Pig> Peace! *moonwalks back*
* Geo pops his neck and walks back up to the mic.
<Geo> Age? Whatcha know 'bout age? You're what, three?
<Geo> How someone dis retarded got so famous, I can't see.
<Geo> Ya rapping just ain't potent,
<Geo> Yer just some retarded rodent.
<Geo> So step back son,
<Geo> And leave the rappin' ta people with a thumb.
<Geo> *To prove his sick burn is on fire, Geo sets the mic on fire, then throws it into the crowd*
<Matt> Uh...
<Matt> Right...
<G-Pig> *A replacement mic is set in place for the crapping cavy... Uh, rapping*
<Geo> Lessee what you've got, Pig.
* G-Pig scurries up to the mic
<G-Pig> Yo, hold, did I hear a three?
<G-Pig> Because I know I pack more inches than yo girl will ever see!
<G-Pig> Opposable thumbs aint no big thang
<G-Pig> Shoving them up you ass causes people to yell "goddang!"
<G-Pig> I'm the hip-hop0 porcealius
<G-Pig> My rhymes are bottomless
<G-Pig> Think you can still still roll wit da G?
<G-Pig> Or you gonna sit on back and fill you pants with pee!
<Geo> *Upon hearing this, Geo merely sets the stage and G-Pig on fire. He also burns his stupid Big Ben tower and gangsta outfit* "Next time I'm possessed to do a rap battle, someone knock me out. Alot."
* G-Pig squeals and scurries off!
* Matt snores
* G-Pig is now known as David
<Mischa|Maid> XD
* Mischa|Maid applauds Geo.


Now let dat be a lizzlessoizzleonny to y'all! mess wit da best, yo gonna get squealed like da rest!
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:44 pm

Never tempt chaos around Borealis:
Mary just shakes her head. "Oh well, with all that goes on around here, you never do know..."
15:28 June Yeah...
15:29 Mary ((one post away from 1337 on the forums. XD))
15:29 Mary looks around a bit, humming a tune. "It's so quiet around here...too quiet..."
15:30 Mendokusee looks around. "Yeah, I suppose it it."
15:30 Mendokusee *it is.
15:30 June Mhm...
15:30 Borealis emerges from his working area, running as quickly as possible.
15:30 Borealis COMRADES! FLEE!
15:31 Mendokusee Er... Why?
15:31 Borealis *A high-pitched whine comes the plasma forge.*
15:31 Mary decides to take Borealis's advice, and runs.
15:31 Borealis is still running. "Magnetic fields have failed for containment!"
15:32 June ...So? o.o
15:32 Mendokusee shrugs, then runs as well.
15:32 Borealis *The whine is getting louder and is now accompanied by omnious rumblings.*
15:32 Mary turns back to June. "Don't think about it, just run!"
15:32 Mendokusee So... I take it it's gonna blow?
15:33 June erks and makes a run for it!!
15:33 June runs like a giiiiiiirl...
15:33 Borealis is almost half a kilometer away from the forge. "YES COMRADE!!!!"
15:33 June isn't that far away... o.o;
15:34 *** Kisaki is now known as Kisaki-brb
15:34 Mendokusee is just ahead of June. "Eh... You need a hand?"
15:34 Borealis *Plasma begins to leak from the forge and react with the surrounding atmosphere, creating a textbook example of Nuclear Fusion.*
15:34 June Y-Yes, please!
15:34 Borealis dives for cover in a convenient blast shelter.
15:35 Mendokusee grabs June. "Alrighty, hold on." Mendo runs with super ninja speed towards the shelter!
15:35 June O_O
15:35 Mary sees the blast shelter and heads over to it.
15:36 Borealis gesturing madly for everyone to take cover inside as the the reaction near the forge begins to pick up in speed, increasing exponentially.
15:36 Mendokusee along with June is almost to the shelter!
15:37 Mary dives into the shelter, having not been too far behind Borealis.
15:37 Borealis *The forge explodes in a nuclear fireball as Borealis grabs EVERYONE and hauls them into the shelter.*
15:37 Borealis seals the door to the shelter.
15:37 Mendokusee What were you working on? O_O
15:37 Borealis It is not so much my project as my method.
15:38 Mendokusee Either way... >_>
15:38 Mary leans against a nearby wall, trying to catch her breath.
15:39 Borealis ...I was attempting to control a nuclear fusion reaction to essentially upgrade a piece of equipment. It SHOULD survive the explosion actually.
15:39 Mendokusee sighs. "Is there anything around here that DOESN'T explode?"
15:40 Mary "Apparently not."
15:40 Borealis I forgot to account for higher levels of chaos generated by my equipment. The answer that you want is yes. Reality says no.
15:41 Borealis Did anyone ask is had been too quiet perchance?
15:41 Borealis is=if it*
15:43 Mendokusee I believe she did. Points to Mary.
15:43 Mendokusee * *Points to Mary*
15:43 Mary looks toward Mendo, with a glare. "I didn't ask...I said it was too quiet..."
15:43 Borealis ...That would explain why the initial pool of plasma smiled at me before breaking containment.
15:44 Mendokusee is glared at. "Sorry." ^_^"
15:45 Mary looks at Borealis in confusion. "Smiled at you...?"
15:45 June ... X_x
15:45 Borealis Yes....Even I thought that to be impossible.
15:46 Borealis checks a computer terminal. "Ah, good! Residual effects should subside in approximately twenty minutes!"
15:46 *** Kandy_Merdolphin joined #Magicalsailorfuku
15:47 *** Roara joined #Magicalsailorfuku
15:47 Aeris Hahahaha
15:47 Roara (ora)
15:47 Borealis (Salutations Comrade Roara!)
15:47 Roara (hi)
15:47 Mary ((*waves*))
15:47 Borealis looks at Aeris. "When did you get here?"
15:48 Kandy_Merdolphin (where's my salutation?)
15:48 Roara (you have to be a comrade to receive a salutation :O )
15:48 Aeris I've been here the entire time, Mister Borealis. ^_^
15:48 Roara boo!
15:48 Roara is mysteriously behind Aeris.
15:48 Borealis ...
15:49 Aeris tickles Roara :D
15:49 Roara kya!
15:49 Roara squirms, giggling.
15:49 Borealis checks a reading on his goggles and begins checking the status of his equipment outside.
15:56 Roara h-hi sister~
15:57 Mary waits for it to be safe to go back outside...if it ever will be.
15:58 Borealis Okay, the Bracelet has consumed the remaining energy and radiation. It's safe to go back outside. *Unseals the door and opens it up.*
15:58 June sighs...
16:00 Mary stands to where she can see out through the doorway, but not be in anyone's way.
16:00 Borealis walks outside to salvage the remains of his equipment.
16:02 Roara '-'
16:03 Roara oneesama, what's going on? '-'
16:03 Mary watches Borealis, to just make sure that it is truly safe.
16:03 Borealis is very displeased that his forge is a twisted, melted, and burnt mass of ceramics and metals. Oh, and it stinks of burnt bacon.
16:04 June Ugh...
16:04 June wanders out of the shelter...
16:05 June Smells like crap...
16:05 Mary steps outside and takes a look around. Sniffing the air, Mary nods.
16:06 Borealis *The forge is what stinks and is over a half of a kilometer away. Regardless, the burnt earth also smells 'unpleasant' as well.
16:06 Borealis *
16:13 *** Manpuncher joined #Magicalsailorfuku
16:16 Borealis (Yo Manpuncher.)
16:16 Manpuncher Yello :o
16:16 Crimson <David!>
16:17 Manpuncher Yello to you too, Crimson
16:19 --- Shadell is away (Auto away)
16:21 *** June quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
16:22 Borealis retrieves the bracelet he had been 'upgrading.' Fortunately, it hasn't been affected in any negative fashion.
Bore: Ah, comrade Yozis! I have been meaning to have bear wrestling match with you! Let me show you what your rear end looks like! *turns them into a demon-pretzel*
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Marky » Thu Mar 19, 2009 5:17 pm

Yay! I'm actually included in something from IRC! XD Gotta love tempting chaos every now and then. :P
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Fri Mar 20, 2009 1:57 am

Because I haven't tortured you enough. Eh.

Matt: ...
Airlea gives Matt a maxipad.
Caprice has one of those too!
Matt gives Caprice the maxipad as he doesn't need it
Caprice blinkkus
Airlea: Why are you giving it away? You were spotting!
Caprice: "Uhm...Thanks?"
Airlea: Oh, ho! So Caprice is rich... I can tell because she has manors.
Matt: LIES!
Matt: Caprice is rich in spirit.
Mendokusee blinks... then turns towards Caprice. "I never knew you were well off."
Airlea: So she just has a special fund waiting for her in heaven. Same thing. ;p
Caprice smiles
Caprice: "Well, I have the Brotherhood funds, of course..."
Airlea: Well, she has to be well off if she's to be a girl. Guys are well hung, after all.
Matt: Haha
Mendokusee: The Brotherhood has funds left? o_O
Mendokusee: XD
Matt: Ha
Matt: ha
Matt: ...
Matt: ha


Airlea: I came to this channel
Airlea: Feeling rather anal
Airlea: Then I found Caprice and felt all sentimental
Airlea: 'Cause that's how I swing.
Matt: ...
Caprice pats Air
Airlea: Mood swings suck. :(
Matt: No patpat?
Crimson: <look at Yahoo the worlds 1st flying car :O>
Crimson: <194,000 dollars for it :O>
Airlea blushes as she is pat on the butt by Caprice in a familiar manner.
Caprice: "Are you alright?"
Matt patpats Caprice
Airlea suddenly casts off her disguise-that-failed-to-fool-anyone!
*** Airlea is now known as Nekkid1
Nekkid1: I'm fine. ^^
Matt: I knew it.
Nekkid1: YOU STOLE MY VIRGINITY!? Y.Y
Nekkid1: You monster!
Nekkid1: Rape! I cry rape! :O
Caprice saw this comiiing. ^_^
Nekkid1: AND YOU WATCHED AND DID NOTHING!? @_@
Caprice: "Oh--Hello Nikkou!"
Caprice found it funnier that way. ~~ ^__^
Nekkid1: You sick, twisted people! The Internets shall know of MSF's nefarious deeds!
Mendokusee: Should I get a lawyer? o_O
Nekkid1: Which will ultimately be ignored by an even sicker and depraved Internet, but eh.


*** mokona quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
Airlea: Ha, ha, Mokona! Suck on that!
Matt: lol
CLAMP: Connection to FUKU1 aqquired. Searching for target...
CLAMP: Target aqquired. Locked onto Loa's unique signature. Hold release until hit is confirmed.
CLAMP * Orbiting in space, FUKU1 fires a beam which changes Loa's clothes into a complete cyan sailor fuku with silver cotton panties, bra, and pantyhose. *
*** mokona joined #magicalsailorfuku
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+++ ChanServ has given admin to mokona
Airlea: Lame.
Matt: It rarely hits me.
Airlea: It probably likes to skirt you. Oh, I so went there.
Caprice skirts the issue
Airlea thinks that Caprice is a fine-looking skirt. While Mischa really IS a skirt. :P
Matt: SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Mar 21, 2009 9:06 pm

Airlea: Oh, Mokona, you don't understand! You take me by the heart when you take me by the hand! Oh, Mokona, you're so pretty; don't you understand? It's girls like you, Mokona! Oh, what you do, Mokona do, Mokona! Don't break my heart, Mokona!
mokona runs Airlea over with a bulldozer
Mischa: Oooh, flattened Airlea.
Mischa gets out the helium tank to refill her with :3
Airlea avoids being crushed with a juke box!
Airlea: And that's how you juke. *Nods sagely*
mokona: bad duh
Mischa fills Airlea with helium anyways.
*** Airlea was kicked by ChanServ (tish)
!!! You have been kicked from #magicalsailorfuku

Mokona/Xia is so easy. :P

Callicoon: You know who I really miss?
*** Diz-work is now known as Crimson
Callicoon: Musa! Anyone seen him lately?
Airlea: Oh, yeah... I must be speaking in a very high tone that must be very annoying to hear.
Mischa: He's been posting in the forums.
Airlea: I saw him, but... He was doing, well... Y'know. Sawing. With another guy. Yeah.
Callicoon: Someone tell him to come and visit Calisto. :3
Airlea: Do, re, me, fa, so, la, ti, do~!
Airlea: I run on high octave! *Waggles eyebrows*
Karubidiumeleaux`: (I go away for like fifty minutes and this whole place goes to hell.)
Airlea: (In a hand basket. Pleasure was all mine.)
Airlea wonders if the silence was due to the death of those who had heard my wordplay.
Airlea will just assume so.
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:33 am

This is sharing stuff from IRC that I shared about my real-life, but who cares?

00:28 Steel-Talons (My roommate is channeling dumbness.)
00:28 Mayako you needn't share your secrets with me...my name...is not...important to you
00:28 Lin (Did it, just typed it wrong.)
00:28 Twist (oh ok)
00:28 Lin I can't find anything Twist, I doubt they'd spy on us.
00:29 Twist Probably... or at least in any way we'd be able to circumvent.
00:29 Corvus "Who said it ain't? I mean, we're gonna be travellin' together fer a pretty long time, an' it'll be easier if we know more 'bout each other."
00:29 Twist They probably know Old Realm, but I think it's a much more beautiful language anyway, so shall we speak in that?
00:30 Steel-Talons (He unlocked the door, before heading to bed, dropped his Tylenol, and forgot that 20 times of playing a song does not increase if you decrease the length of the song.)
00:30 Loa (...What)
00:30 Corvus (That's amazing.)
00:30 Corvus (Mainly because I have no idea what you just said.)
00:31 Corvus (Also, Helel, don't you have a copy of Taiko's sheet?)
00:31 Steel-Talons (It's okay..)
Bore: Ah, comrade Yozis! I have been meaning to have bear wrestling match with you! Let me show you what your rear end looks like! *turns them into a demon-pretzel*
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Helel » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:40 am

More Exalted Shenanigans:

(1:39:06 AM) ***Mayako is crushing SW with her mind right now. CrushCrushCrushCrushCrushCrush
(1:39:13 AM) Lin left the room (quit: Q: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client).
(1:39:22 AM) ***Mayako missed and hit Lin...sorry guys
(1:39:24 AM) Shadell [42c376fa@webchat.mibbit.com] entered the room.
(1:39:25 AM) mode (+o Shadell ) by ChanServ
(1:39:29 AM) Shadell is now known as Lin
(1:39:32 AM) SilverWolf: (Flandre will be the Vocalist for our band in the Infernal side campaign. She will sing Seikan Hikou)
(1:39:48 AM) Loa: *lol*
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Zoei » Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:44 am

You run exalted games on the IRC channel.. damN I almost care now
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:38 am

Why breaking weapons is so much fun!

Lin dashes forward, hopefully closing the intervening distance between himself and the Explorator, and lunges forward, attempting to pierce the Explorator's throat with a single well aimed strike.
00:38 Twist Lin! Multiple strikes!
00:38 Loa ...Nevermind, let's keep going.
00:38 Lin wouldn't hit with those.
00:38 Hunter-of-the-Wind good girl
00:39 Hunter-of-the-Wind !roll 7 wits + surv please god are we out of lion country?
00:39 Dice-tan rolls 7 dice for Hunter-of-the-Wind with a target of 7 (10 9 2 3 9 2 8) Successes: 4 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 5 Botches: 0
00:40 Explorator tosses the pistols into the air as he attempts to grab the blade with his bare hands by bringing them together in an applaud of foolishness. Because, yes, he wants to break this sword.
00:41 Explorator (So, stunt bonuses?)
00:41 Lin is probably going to kill the Explorator in his sleep if he does so.
00:41 Lin (Also is that multiple actions for Explorator?)
00:41 Lin (Since he had to disarm first?)
00:41 Twist (dropping shit is probably a reflexive action, lin)
00:42 Taiko is kinda sorta watching and moving forward at the same time. He thinks shit just got real.
00:42 Explorator (I coulda done it with the pistols, but I thought you hate me too much if I broke your sword with them.)
00:42 Explorator you would*
00:42 Lin (Fair enough.)
00:42 Explorator (plus, it was awkward to figure out in my head.)
00:42 Explorator (So, lack of creativity.)
00:43 Explorator (Waiting for stunt notice.)
00:44 Lin (Yeah.)
00:44 Lin (And can the break charm be dodged?)
00:44 Explorator (Not really, since you're throwing it at me.)
00:45 Lin (Stabbing. Besides, solars are incarnations of perfection such silly things like momentum don't apply to them.)
00:45 Explorator (You gotta combo?)
00:45 Lin (No charm use.)
00:46 Explorator (ah..)
00:47 Loa *+1 Old man*
00:47 Explorator !roll 8+8+2+1
00:47 Dice-tan rolls 19 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (1 5 4 9 10 6 5 2 7 1 1 7 2 3 4 1 2 8 6) Successes: 5 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 6 Botches: 4
00:48 Explorator (Meh...)
00:48 Loa *that would be a shattered daiklave there, ladies and gentlemen*
00:48 Lin kills.
00:48 Explorator (Oh...)
00:48 Explorator doesn't die.
00:48 Twist Lin!
00:48 Lin (Can't seven shadow?)
00:48 Loa (Lemmie check the text, but your attack just got owned)
00:48 Hunter-of-the-Wind would probably have enjoyed that, but pressing matters say move on!
00:48 Loa (regardless)
00:49 Lin (No, not an auto disarm even if the weapon breaks.)
00:49 Taiko saw that, right?
00:49 Explorator (Yes it is.)
00:49 Lin (Weapon breaking defense technique, right?)
00:49 Explorator (It's happened to people I know. I had to get Bore to fix their weapons afterwards.)
00:50 Explorator (yep.)
00:50 Lin (Regardless of whether or not it succeeds, I roll opposed to see if I'm disarmed.)
00:50 Twist (that's still strange, a charm that can break artifacts O-o )
00:50 Lin (Yeah.)
00:50 Twist (usually, they disarm rather than shatter, if it's an artifact >_> )
00:50 Lin (It is one of the two DB charms people always complain about online as being broken.)
00:51 Loa (I never leave home without that charm, honestly)
00:51 Lin (That and the 'all your charms are mega expensive to use.')
00:51 Explorator (It's so much fun when you're the one using it though!)
00:51 Lin (Wait.)
00:51 Loa (And it's Celestial Martial Arts)
00:51 Lin (Does this errata modify it?)
00:51 Loa (Don't think so)
00:52 Loa (Actually, it does)
00:52 Loa (It's an essence roll, rather than str + MA)
00:52 Explorator (Eh?)
00:52 Explorator (So what should I be rolling?)
00:52 Lin (hopefully just essence.)
00:52 Loa (The old man's essence, + the stunt die)
00:53 Lin (/me is very thankful of that.)
00:53 Explorator !roll 9
00:53 Lin (Err..)
00:53 Dice-tan rolls 9 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (4 6 10 3 8 8 9 3 6) Successes: 4 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 5 Botches: 0
00:53 Lin is very thankful o...
00:53 Explorator (Booyah.)
00:53 Lin (Essence 8 db?)
00:53 Loa *...yeah, still broken*
00:53 Explorator (Still got threshold.)
00:53 Lin (Shouldn't he be dead somewhere?)
00:54 Twist (DB is a big assumption)
00:54 Loa (You assume incorrectly about the old man)
00:54 Loa (But yeah)
00:54 Explorator (That would be my luck raising its head. And, look at Empress.)
00:54 Explorator (she would be Essence 8.)
00:54 Lin (Saying look at the best of your kind in history, she pulled it off is not a valid reasoning for 'random guy we met somewhere')
00:55 Explorator (He's from the North. He's inherently awesome.)
00:55 Loa *Lin's weapon shatters into several pieces of Orichalcum shards, which fortunately don't strike either of the combatants, but still... he's down one weapon*
00:55 Lin (You mean communist.)
00:55 Explorator (Only on Tuesday..)
00:55 Taiko totally saw that. And lets out a string of curses in forest-tongue.
00:56 Twist !
00:56 Lin !roll 10 wits+melee+specialty does he hold on to it though?
00:56 Dice-tan rolls 10 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (10 9 5 6 7 2 10 9 9 7) Successes: 7 Criticals: 2 Total Successes: 9 Botches: 0
00:56 Loa stops, looking back at Taiko. "What is it?"
00:56 Hunter-of-the-Wind Taiko wasn't running with Loa and I and Rufia the lesbo?
00:56 Hunter-of-the-Wind stops as well
00:56 Lin isn't disarmed despite having his weapon broken unless he's really misreading the text.
00:56 Hunter-of-the-Wind sighs "what happened?"
00:56 Loa *a pommel and a shard of orichalcum as long as some kitchen knives, Lin*
00:57 Taiko was watching, since he's slow anyway.
00:57 Lin which is stabbing the old man.
00:57 Explorator (Improvised weapon now?)
00:57 Taiko He... Holy... He broke Lin's sword.
00:57 Loa How?
00:57 Taiko His HANDS.
00:57 Lin (Wait, it says when he parries.)
00:58 Hunter-of-the-Wind things happen
00:58 Lin (Should Lin roll attack first?)
00:58 Loa *Sure*
00:58 Lin (Since it isn't a perfect defense)
00:58 Lin !roll 16 come on ten tens
00:58 Dice-tan rolls 16 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (5 1 9 10 10 8 6 3 4 6 3 8 1 6 10 1) Successes: 6 Criticals: 3 Total Successes: 9 Botches: 3
00:58 Loa *and we can compare that against the old man's parry.*
00:58 Lin hopefully cleared threshold.
00:58 Lin somehow.
00:58 Loa *using his bare hands, even*
00:58 Explorator *The attack failed, by a lot.*
00:58 Twist searches for a weapon on the boat, that isn't one of hers.
00:59 Explorator *5+ more successes needed.*
00:59 Loa *Needless the say, the old man managed to deflect even the shard away from him*
00:59 Twist !roll 5 SEARCH perception+awareness
00:59 Dice-tan rolls 5 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (5 9 5 5 2) Successes: 1 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 1 Botches: 0
00:59 Taiko It's hard ta break this stuff, ain't it?
00:59 Hunter-of-the-Wind very
00:59 Loa ...yeah
00:59 Lin pokes the old man, didn't an 8 success attack hit you earlier. What did you equip in the ten seconds between then and now.
00:59 Loa *no luck, Twist*
00:59 Taiko I vote fer gettin' the hell away from 'im, as fast as we can.
00:59 Hunter-of-the-Wind ...so why did you stop?
00:59 Lin is curious and angry.
00:59 Loa ...That's more than a bit scary, yeah.
00:59 Hunter-of-the-Wind Kon your logic astounds me
01:00 Explorator equipped blood of gattai, Russia, communism, Stlain, and awesome.
01:00 Loa ...Kon?
01:00 Lin is actually just livid. His player is curious too.
01:00 Loa gives Hunter a curious look.
01:00 Hunter-of-the-Wind doesn't believe in you so don't believe in her believing in you
01:00 Hunter-of-the-Wind waves a hand at Taiko "lets resume moving?"
01:01 Lin !roll 5
01:01 Dice-tan rolls 5 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (6 7 5 1 7) Successes: 2 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 2 Botches: 1
01:01 Lin ...
01:01 Lin twitches.
01:01 Taiko I got a little... I dunno what it is. *he takes off again, with renewed VIGOR.*
01:01 Twist !roll 8 int+occult how powerful would a typical celestial exalt, we'll say, have to be, essence-wise, to break artifacts like that?
01:01 Dice-tan rolls 8 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (9 3 4 5 10 7 6 4) Successes: 3 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 4 Botches: 0
01:01 Lin twitches more.
01:01 Lin You.
01:01 Lin Die.
01:01 Lin Now.
01:01 Explorator I think not.
01:01 Loa *Lin, let's just say the old man was holding back before. and got less bored than he was. Lin kinda picked a fight with someone... who is quite powerful. Even frighteningly so*
01:01 Hunter-of-the-Wind moves slightly faster. tongue slipped too
01:02 Loa ...Right.
01:02 Explorator catches his pistols.
01:02 Lin didn't start the fight.
01:02 Loa looks back hesitantly, before running on.
01:02 Lin probably won't end it either.
01:02 Lin isn't going to stop though.
01:02 Loa *XD*
01:02 Hunter-of-the-Wind could also be blushing somewhat, for actually having a tongue slip. And I think Lin had alot to do with the fight :o
01:02 Lin seems to be rather manic at the moment in fact.
01:02 Lin is grinning widely.
01:03 Lin seems to be shaking with something resembling laughter.
01:03 Taiko will probably confront her about it later, more than likely.
01:03 Hunter-of-the-Wind will probably kill you later for confronting her
01:03 Loa seems just curious about why Hunter called Taiko that...
01:03 Twist dashes to Explorator from the boat, running to stab at him... expecting him to catch her blade, she twists it at the last second, which either should slice through his hands when he tries to grab it, or at least make the stab all that more painful. Worse yet, if he DOESN'T try to catch it, he'll be dodging into orichalcum shards. "Lin!"
01:04 Twist This guy's an elder exalt too, so don't hold back!
01:04 Lin doesn't answer.
01:04 Lin slowly rocks back and forth.
01:04 Explorator You seem to be breaking the terms...
01:04 Explorator One on One.
01:04 Lin seems to be gripping his blade with white intensity.
01:04 Explorator sidesteps the strike.
01:04 Hunter-of-the-Wind smells a limit break
01:04 Lin is gribbing his blades so hard his hands are turning white.
01:05 Lin doesn't seem to be particularly rational at the moment.
01:05 Twist pulls her sword back, jumping back. From there, she kicks some of the shards in his face, before dashing forward again, her anima into darkness and blood, her visage suddenly quite horrifying although not YET totemic as she slashes, a trail of black and red essence behind her slice.
01:05 Lin did indeed manage to take 7 limit in one session.
01:05 Taiko won't die. Just be horribly mangled. "So, what can I call YA, 'unter?"
01:05 Explorator is not amused.
01:05 Twist finishes the attack, spinning around, slashing horizonally at the man. (Three attacks, second excellency)
01:05 Hunter-of-the-Wind >_> Hunter
01:05 Hunter-of-the-Wind moves faster
01:06 Lin isn't moving as Twist attacks.
01:06 Hunter-of-the-Wind of the Wind
01:06 Twist (stunt dice, helel?<3)
01:06 Lin almost seems to have forgotten how to move.
01:06 Explorator (Moves are: Sidesstep, flip over, and land on ground some distance away. In other words, distance.)'
01:06 Loa *+3 dice to Twist. She's gonna need it*
01:06 Twist (yay)
01:07 Twist does, for the third attack, dash at him if he moves away. >_> <_<
01:07 Twist if it's only two yards <_< >_>
01:08 Explorator will be not be there if he can afford it.)
01:08 Taiko Oh, c'mon, ya just revealed MY secret identity! *he laughs while they're running, trying to forget about the terrible events behind them*
01:08 Loa *roll your first attack, Twist*
01:08 Twist (ok :3 )
01:08 Loa Your secret identity, Taiko?
01:08 Hunter-of-the-Wind is playing the I cant hear you because she's faster than you game
01:08 Twist !roll 3+5+6-3+3 ORA 1
01:08 Dice-tan rolls 14 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (7 8 4 8 3 6 4 8 6 6 3 8 2 1) Successes: 5 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 5 Botches: 1
01:09 Loa *that first attack misses the Old Man... roll the next one*
01:09 Twist !roll 3+5+6-3+3-1 ORA 2
01:09 Dice-tan rolls 13 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (4 7 10 4 1 9 9 4 5 2 10 1 8) Successes: 6 Criticals: 2 Total Successes: 8 Botches: 2
01:09 Loa *What's the word, on that one, old man?*
01:10 Loa hey, come back here! Hunter!
01:10 Taiko Ya can't just slip like that an' run off!
01:10 Explorator *He swings; STRIKE TWO!*
01:10 Loa She*
01:10 Explorator She*
01:10 Hunter-of-the-Wind thinks she did :o
01:11 Loa *Immediately as Twist makes her next swing, the old man indeed has jumped away.... so she can run up to him if she'd like... but he lands something like 75 yards away. Just who the hell IS this guy, anyways?*
01:11 Explorator (~You got the Touch~!)
01:11 Twist (so automiss?)
01:11 Explorator (For third? yes.)
01:12 Twist (kay...)
01:12 Loa (Yeah, leaping dodge/flurry breaker)
01:12 Twist (although if it's that "I evade by jumping," doesn't that not automiss the first? but I guess he used that on the SECOND instead of the third)
01:12 Lin (Well, maybe not for Scourges...)
01:12 Twist (in THAT case)
01:12 Twist (then can I not attack with the third?)
01:12 Explorator (It occurred to me second.)
01:12 Twist (aka pull it baack?)
01:12 Lin (Given that they seem to reflexively dash and have crazy speed.)
01:13 Taiko Dammit! *he shakes his head* I guess 'er mentor didn't teach 'er manners at all...
01:14 Loa *Your action basically aborted to a dash/nothing since you have nothing to swing at Twist, sure*
01:14 Twist (k)
01:14 Twist grabs Lin. "Time to run!"
01:14 Loa *Also, the old man landed fairly close to his raft. Sorta*
01:14 Lin ignores Twist's grab, charging head long at the man.
01:14 Hunter-of-the-Wind isn't exactly a conversationalist :D
01:14 Twist Kya! Not in that direction, Lin!
01:14 Lin even though it probably isn't his turn to act yet.
01:14 Loa We can press her later, now's not a good time...
01:14 Lin drags Twist along with him if necessary.
01:14 Loa *Lin can go now, sure*
01:15 Twist tries to stop Lin.
01:15 Twist fails miserably.
01:15 Loa *and if there's a drag contest, contested str+athletics roll, for Twist and Lin*
01:15 Explorator tosses his two pistols aside and reaches into the destroying chest to reveal a MASSIVE cannon that, yes, he is holding.
01:15 Twist !roll 2 STRENGTH
01:15 Dice-tan rolls 2 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (1 8) Successes: 1 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 1 Botches: 1
01:15 Lin seems to have started laughing hysterically as he charges.
01:15 Explorator destroyed*
01:15 Lin !roll 7
01:15 Dice-tan rolls 7 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (5 10 2 7 1 4 5) Successes: 2 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 3 Botches: 1
01:15 Twist fails miserably.
01:15 Twist (wait)
01:15 Twist (Helel, if he's like)
01:15 Twist (only on the boat)
01:15 Loa *And now... well, crap the old man now has a very, very large cannon*
01:15 Twist (I ran from the boat to him)
01:15 Twist (that was NOT 75 yards)
01:15 Twist ( >__> )
01:16 Twist (that's more like... two)
01:16 Explorator (He runs fast.)
01:16 Lin (Yeah we jumped off the boat and he moved twenty yards away.)
01:16 Twist (oh. okay.)
01:16 Loa (<_<; Sure, he runs fast)
01:16 Explorator (It's true!)
01:16 Lin (So he wouldn't have moved 75 yards to get back to the boat.)
01:16 Lin (Regardless of how fast.)
01:16 Twist (sigh though. going up against elder exalted. @_@ )
01:16 Loa *actually, roll percep + aware, Lin and twist*
01:16 Explorator (Maybe closer to 40, since he had that other dodge earlier..)
01:16 Twist (this is Exalted's problem)
01:16 Lin !roll 6
01:16 Dice-tan rolls 6 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (7 5 8 2 7 6) Successes: 3 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 3 Botches: 0
01:16 Twist (that people like Explorator exist. >_> )
01:17 Loa *To notice the old man flash stepping, basically*
01:17 Lin oh, in that direction.
01:17 Twist !roll 5 perception + awareness
01:17 Dice-tan rolls 5 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (5 10 5 3 7) Successes: 2 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 3 Botches: 0
01:17 Twist ...
01:17 Loa *Yeah, so both notice him back at the raft... with what's probably a medium essence cannon.*
01:17 Twist gods damn it...
01:17 Lin as a note never told Twist to interfere. In fact he didn't seem to acknowledge that at all.
01:17 Explorator levels the massive cannon at his charging foe. "I would step away if I were you."
01:17 Loa *That he's holding in his bare hands. wtf*
01:18 Lin is running quite fast, virtually as if he wasn't injured at all.
01:18 Lin doesn't divert to either side.
01:18 Lin just charges the man with murder in his eyes.
01:18 Explorator pulls the trigger, only once yet the recoil pushes him back.
01:18 Lin (How big is the essence bolt?)
01:19 Twist foolllowws Lin because she's not about to let her bodyguard diieee
01:19 Explorator (Hang on, lemme find stats..big enough enough to toss people away within 3 yards of the impact point.)
01:19 Loa *It's a blob of essence, I think about a foot across... but there's no AoE*
01:19 Lin (Page 131 if it's a normal essence cannon.)
01:19 Explorator (Oh, my bad that's Large.)
01:20 Loa *So Lin could dodge it... well, if he uses a charm anyway*
01:20 Explorator (Any bonus for leveling and firinf at someone as he pulls it out of a destroyed chest?)
01:21 Explorator firing*
01:21 Loa (I don't think you need it right now XD Let's continue)
01:21 Explorator (Hey, I just thought, my dice pool refreshed!)
01:21 Twist (he could totally use the essence, I bet >__> <__< )
01:21 Explorator (Yes, gimme the essence.)
01:22 Twist (if it hits.)
01:22 Explorator (I like the way you think!)
01:22 Explorator (But not move..)
01:22 Twist (with a brain? :D )
01:22 Lin doesn't even attempt to dodge. He's far too far gone to conceptualize such things as evading blows. Rather, Lin charges headlong into the blast. This was a horrible time to limit break.
01:23 Lin is probably dead.
01:24 Lin come on botched attack roll.
01:24 Twist (that would be so hilarious)
01:24 Explorator !roll 18
01:24 Dice-tan rolls 18 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (6 6 3 7 6 7 3 2 10 10 4 8 6 2 3 6 5 10) Successes: 6 Criticals: 3 Total Successes: 9 Botches: 0
01:24 Loa *Okay then roll it Old man*
01:24 Explorator (Hit?)
01:24 Lin (No dv.)
01:24 Loa *Yeah, a hit*
01:24 Twist (hit by 9 <_< )
01:24 Lin (Since he didn't try to dodge or parry at all.)
01:25 Explorator (There's the natural DV from being a moving target...)
01:25 Explorator (What's the DV?)
01:25 Lin (Straight at the attack.)
01:25 Lin (Not side to side.)
01:25 Loa (Nothing)
01:25 Lin is so dead.
01:25 Lin should have been named Swan with this luck.
01:26 Explorator (Um, do we want me to roll damage dice, or are we satisfied on why you don't anger old men?)
01:26 Hunter-of-the-Wind (damage dice
01:26 Hunter-of-the-Wind (damage damage damage dice :o)
01:26 Lin (The character is probably a smoking crater right now.)
01:26 Loa (Go ahead and roll... lessee, 23 damage dice, I think)01:26 Loa (No, 21)
01:26 Lin (29)
01:26 Lin (Oh wait, soak.)
01:26 Loa (Yeah)
01:26 Lin is thankful for that at least.
01:26 Explorator (20+9-8...)
01:27 Lin (Wait!)
01:27 Loa hates piercing, by the way, even if it is awesome
01:27 Lin (Don't let Bore roll it.)
01:27 Twist (let ME roll it?)
01:27 Explorator !roll 21 Come on, just 4 successes.
01:27 Dice-tan rolls 21 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (10 8 2 10 5 2 10 6 4 1 8 2 3 2 5 9 2 5 6 7 9) Successes: 8 Criticals: 3 Total Successes: 11 Botches: 1
01:27 Twist (eight successes lol)
01:27 Explorator (Whoops.)
01:27 Explorator (Well, you're not dead.)
01:27 Twist (lin, relax. Borealis is no more or less lucky than anyone else with Dice-tan. :3 )
01:27 Lin (One sec. Checking rules for when bashing goes over.)
01:27 Twist (you're ko'd)
01:28 Twist (and each additional bashing damage turns one bashing damage into lethal)
01:28 Explorator (It converts into Lethal.)
01:28 Loa *they roll over and are converted into lethal after the incap level, but yes, Lin is unconscious*
01:28 Lin (Yeah.)
01:28 Lin (Lin is at dying.)
01:28 Lin (I think one is filled.)
01:28 Lin (Nope.)
01:28 Explorator (Nope. It starts over.)
01:28 Lin (Not filled.)
01:28 Loa (So how many HLs does Lin have, and how many has he taken thus far?)
01:28 Twist (he took 6 so far, I believe)
01:28 Lin (7 HL)
01:28 Twist (so he'd be at)
01:28 Lin (Took 14 total.)
01:28 Twist (incapacitated but not yet dying)
01:29 Lin just.
01:29 Explorator (Double Incap.)
01:29 Lin is bleeding to death though.
01:29 Lin presumably.
01:29 Twist (nah)
01:29 Twist (roll stamina + resistance :D )
01:29 Loa (Yeah, stamina + resistance, diff 4, Lin)
01:29 Twist (at -4 or whatever but still)
01:29 Loa (Err, at -4)
01:29 Twist (internal penalty, of course.)
01:29 Loa (Yeah)
01:29 Twist (do you still roll one if your internal penalty brings it down to 0?)
01:29 Lin (Internal so -4 successes?)
01:30 Loa (You roll 1)
01:30 Lin (Err..)
01:30 Lin !roll 1
01:30 Dice-tan rolls 1 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (4) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 0
01:30 Loa (No, internal removes dice from the roll)
01:30 Lin is dying.
01:30 Explorator (No botch.)
01:30 Twist (five seconds later, roll it again :D )
01:30 Loa *Okay, so Lin is still bleeding, but not totally dead yet*
01:30 Lin uses body mending meditation while unconscious.
01:30 Loa *And sure, roll again*
01:30 Explorator (Actually, with 7 health levels, plus Incap...)
01:30 Loa *A wise decision*
01:31 Explorator (That means 8 are filled by bashing and then 6 are crossed.)
01:31 Loa (the 7 includes incap?)
01:31 Lin (Yeah it does.)
01:31 Twist (yes.)
01:31 Loa (I don't think Lin doesn't have ox body, Old man)
01:31 Loa (Kay)
01:31 Twist (one -0, two -1, two -2, one -4, and one inc.)
01:31 Loa (Roll again, Lin)
01:31 Lin !roll 4
01:31 Dice-tan rolls 4 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (5 5 3 4) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 0
01:31 Lin Err..
01:31 Loa (Unless, you know, someone is helping him)
01:31 Explorator (-0,-1,-1,-2,-2,-4,...Guess not..Hopeful thinking.)
01:31 Lin (No successes so no luck.)
01:31 Lin (Only SW has medicine.)
01:32 Lin begins to glow while unconscious.
01:32 Loa (Her pool still sucks though XD)
01:32 Explorator drops the cannon back onto the raft and walks over to Lin.
01:32 Loa (I mean, wits at around 4 is better than what she has)
01:32 Explorator pulls out a roll of bandages.
01:32 Lin 's night mark lights up if that even happens while dying and KOed.
01:32 Twist isn't far behind Lin.
01:33 Twist is glaring at Explorator.
01:33 Twist !roll 2 perception+medicine is Lin still alive?
01:33 Dice-tan rolls 2 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (2 2) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 0
01:33 Explorator begins bandaging the wounds...."I do not wish for death out of this. Merely answers."
01:33 Explorator !roll 16
01:33 Lin failed at body mending...
01:33 Hunter-of-the-Wind !roll 7 wits + surv Are we in bat country yet?
01:33 Dice-tan rolls 16 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (2 6 7 7 7 4 5 10 8 6 5 2 1 3 1 1) Successes: 5 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 6 Botches: 3
01:33 Dice-tan rolls 7 dice for Hunter-of-the-Wind with a target of 7 (6 5 5 7 2 5 9) Successes: 2 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 2 Botches: 0
01:33 Loa *'fraid not, Hunter*
01:34 Explorator He is young and foolish, but he can be taught to reject the ways of the unfrozen panzies....
01:34 Loa and Hunter are having a nice run though, with Taiko, Rufia, and SW
01:34 Lin wonders if he can retroactively have raised resistance while traveling to great forks?
01:34 Explorator (Is the mdeic duty working?)
01:34 Explorator medic*
01:34 Twist starts to try to resist wanting to kill Explorator, but then she doesn't because her temperance is cursed to failure.
01:34 Hunter-of-the-Wind thinks Loa, Taiko, Rufia, and SW are not having a nice run, since they are following Hunter :o
01:35 Loa *The old man seems to have dealt with the bleeding... so yeah, he's not gonna be dying. yet*
01:35 Loa *Not yet Lin, but we'll do that later. yeah*01:35 Taiko hates running. With his armor, at least.
01:35 Lin (Aww.)
01:36 Loa is keeping pace with Mayako unless she cheats with charms, or if they run really, really far. Damn that low resistance
01:36 Lin (Try body mending again?)
01:36 Loa (Yeah)
01:36 Lin (Can I somehow stunt it?)
01:36 Loa (Go nuts)
01:37 Explorator (...How?)


Old age and treachery wins for tonight. Also, he is merciful.


01:37 Loa (He's creative, I'm sure)
01:37 Loa *and damn Loa's low stamina as well, yeah*
01:38 Lin moans in pain despite being unconscious as his anima flairs into full totemic level. Dozens of swords materialize out of thin air, spinning wildly around Lin as the intangible blades attempt to cut that most dangerous to the solar, This largely means that Lin seems to be impaled by dozens of spectral knives, wildly carving pieces out of his body
01:39 Loa *+2 dice*
01:39 Lin as the anima blades try to cut the wounds from their master. Obviously this melancholy display accomplishes nothing.
01:39 Lin !roll 3
01:39 Dice-tan rolls 3 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (2 2 3) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 0
01:39 Lin hates his life.
01:39 Twist What the hell are you doing?!
01:40 Explorator !roll 3
01:40 Dice-tan rolls 3 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (1 2 2) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 1
01:40 Lin (Any essence recovery from that?)
01:40 Loa (4 motes)
01:40 Lin hates Explorator right now if that somehow involved helping Lin.
01:40 Explorator (Yay, that was just out of curiousity...)
01:40 Explorator yeah*
01:40 Lin tries again? He still has 15 motes left.
01:40 Explorator (You think the dice pool was that small?)
01:41 Lin !roll 1 I can't think of another way to stunt this that early.
01:41 Dice-tan rolls 1 dice for Lin with a target of 7 (1) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 1
01:41 Loa ....
01:41 Lin ...
01:41 Explorator (Use the leaves as bandages!(
01:41 Explorator )*
01:41 Loa *the charm fizzles, screw you dice-tan XD*
01:41 Lin (Well, he is obviously a tech not a healer. Even if Twilights do both.)
01:41 Explorator !roll 16 MEDIC!!!
01:41 Dice-tan rolls 16 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (9 10 9 6 4 5 7 8 5 7 10 1 3 9 7 5) Successes: 9 Criticals: 2 Total Successes: 11 Botches: 1
01:41 Lin failed to use a charm three times in a row.
01:41 Lin hates his life.
01:42 Twist stares at Explorator. Twitching in anger. Practically quiiiiverrrinng.
01:42 Hunter-of-the-Wind is skipping through the forest, la tee da
01:42 Lin dreams of someone remembering to go collect the valuable orichalcum shards of his once most prized possession.
01:43 Hunter-of-the-Wind !roll 6 per + aware do I notice Taiko and Loa wanting to question me on my speaking habits? and anything else?
01:43 Dice-tan rolls 6 dice for Hunter-of-the-Wind with a target of 7 (1 7 7 2 8 3) Successes: 3 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 3 Botches: 1
01:43 Explorator just sends one GLARE of "I could kill you right now, but I'm saving your ally's unfrozen ass so don't you dare piss me off." All of that is unspoken but conveyed through the glare.
01:43 Hunter-of-the-Wind !roll 7 wits + survival WHERE THE HELL IS BAT COUNTRY? (We need to know so we cant go there)
01:43 Dice-tan rolls 7 dice for Hunter-of-the-Wind with a target of 7 (4 1 4 9 4 10 6) Successes: 2 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 3 Botches: 1
01:43 Loa *Yes, she notices that they want to know about her speaking habits and all that jazz... and still can't find bat country*
01:45 Twist does not, at all, appreciate that glare.
01:46 Explorator Comrade, you hate to address your kind as such, Twist, let him rest. He will be fine by the end of the day.
01:46 Explorator you hate=though I hate*
01:47 Twist !roll 1
01:47 Dice-tan rolls 1 dice for Twist with a target of 7 (2) Successes: 0 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 0 Botches: 0
01:48 Explorator !roll 14 GLARE OF DOOM!
01:48 Dice-tan rolls 14 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (2 8 9 1 2 5 1 10 4 9 6 1 9 7) Successes: 6 Criticals: 1 Total Successes: 7 Botches: 3
01:48 Loa MDV, Twist?
01:48 Loa **
01:48 Lin fought foolishly. But Twist's honest concern for her meat-shi... companion warmed the Explorator's heart and made him realize she wasn't just an evil little abyssal?
01:48 Twist (why, it just so happens to be 7.)
01:49 Lin (+appearance difference.)
01:49 Twist (my appearance is 9.)
01:49 Lin doubts that.
01:49 Twist (but more seriously...)
01:49 Explorator (Umm, what's Twist appearance....?)
01:49 Twist (I should totally stunt this, shouldn't I?)
01:49 Twist (4.)
01:49 Explorator (No.)
01:49 Explorator (Don't.)
01:49 Loa whistles a bit, OOCly
01:50 Lin doubts old men come off as hugely attractive.
01:50 Explorator (So, you're MDV is 4.)
01:50 Lin (...)
01:50 Explorator (Bad-ass old men are.)
01:50 Loa *But they can be scary*
01:50 Lin wonders how the Explorator is as attractive as he is.
01:50 Explorator (It's the scars...)
01:50 Loa *By being russian, probably*
01:50 Lin (...)
01:51 Lin ((... ....))
01:51 Explorator (Some of them put together look like a buttefly.)
01:51 Loa *Wait, I said Northern, right? Yeah, I did*
01:51 Lin doesn't quite die.
01:50 Lin (...)
01:51 Lin ((... ....))
01:51 Explorator (Some of them put together look like a buttefly.)
01:51 Loa *Wait, I said Northern, right? Yeah, I did*
01:51 Lin doesn't quite die.
01:51 Lin somehow.
01:52 Loa *Indeed*
01:52 Explorator thinks Lin will be perfectly-sorta- fine the next morning.
01:52 Lin wonders how given his repeated charm failure.
01:52 Twist glares at Explorator, twitching with abyssal rage. Her dark aura is starting to get worse, the grass around her dying. Blood escapes her forehead, into her eyes, almost a concrete version of the metaphorical fact that as she looks at Explorator, her entire mind and soul want to tear him to shreads, at this point. The nerve of a puny creation-born exalted. His glare is meaningless, for the time of aeons will disintegrate him into nothing
01:52 Explorator *Oh, for no reason really...(Whistle)*
01:52 Twist (stunt? :D )
01:52 Loa *Lin's going to heal back completely by tomorrow, due to application of neat medical charm on the old man's part*
01:53 Lin is glad for that at least.
01:53 Explorator (Although Twist might need it soon too.)
01:53 Lin (...)
01:53 Explorator (i want to wrap this up guys. I have a rommate who's trying to sleep.)
01:53 Loa (Maybe, and 3 dice, Twist(
01:53 Explorator I* roommate*
01:54 Twist (defense don't get dice, they get straight bonus, remember?)
01:54 Twist (soo)
01:54 Loa (Sure)
01:54 Twist 7 MDV, she ignores your glare :O
01:54 Explorator (...)
01:54 Loa (I can handle things from here, Bore)
01:54 Explorator (...Hang on.)
01:54 Twist (yeah, Twist is weaker than Lin <__< )
01:55 Lin hopes the old man happens to have an intimacy for those who care deeply about their comrades.
01:55 Explorator stands up, walks over to Twist, and backhands her. "Stop being a selfish fool! This is why I hate your kind!"
01:55 Explorator !roll 18
01:55 Dice-tan rolls 18 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (4 6 7 3 4 5 1 1 4 6 8 1 3 3 4 3 2 5) Successes: 2 Criticals: 0 Total Successes: 2 Botches: 3
01:55 Loa (...)
01:55 Twist (...)
01:55 Twist (that's horrible XD )
01:55 Lin ((...))
01:55 Explorator (Third Excellency engages.)
01:56 Explorator !roll 18
01:56 Dice-tan rolls 18 dice for Explorator with a target of 7 (9 4 5 4 3 8 10 1 5 10 10 4 2 8 9 3 4 3) Successes: 7 Criticals: 3 Total Successes: 10 Botches: 1
01:56 Hunter-of-the-Wind (hahahaha)
01:56 Lin ((Awww.))
01:56 Loa (Well played)
01:56 Explorator (Okay, I'm done...)
01:56 Loa (This is why infernals are screwed, they lack that charm XD)
01:56 Twist (helel: every exalted had to be screwed)
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Xia » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:09 am

jeeeebus Tib, do smaller quotes would you, toooooo much scrolling x_@
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Zoei » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:12 am

There are actions without stunts, I am confused.
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Funny Hat + Funny Accent » Mon Mar 30, 2009 7:25 am

Xia wrote:jeeeebus Tib, do smaller quotes would you, toooooo much scrolling x_@


I'll work on it. I just thought there was too much awesome stuff to neglect it...
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Helel » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:50 am

Zyonko wrote:There are actions without stunts, I am confused.


There were a lot of rolls for no apparent reason as well. Take a guess as to how often I was confused. :D
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Zoei » Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:40 pm

Haruhelel wrote:
Zyonko wrote:There are actions without stunts, I am confused.


There were a lot of rolls for no apparent reason as well. Take a guess as to how often I was confused. :D



2 die stunts are so easy to get there's no reason not to
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Re: Sharing STUFF from IRC

Postby Helel » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:25 pm

Depends on the ST and players, but that's a discussion for another thread.

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