by muffinstud » Tue Dec 16, 2008 7:23 pm
She nods. "Yep. Little knobby elves that actually enjoy being indentured servants. Don't ask me why they like it. Some people treat them poorly, but we have one at home. His name is Porfus. I used to play hide and seek with him when I was little. He would always cheat though, the little teleporting bugger."
"Well, you'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when you're living...in a van down by the river!" --Matt Foley, motivational speaker