I'm a captionjack, and that's okay...

[Rowan]

Wow! Those were amazing! I loved the Transgendered one~!

[Mitera Nikkou]

So... Not much to say. Except I'm sparing you the size of a regular batch for your health. No thanks needed or appreciated. Ha! Anyway...

You might remember this one. Welp, I didn't want to leave it unfinished (even though it sucks), so I put the two captions together instead of making more separate ones, and then expanded that. What you get is a secret story, and a socialist by the name of Marx the Plumber. Oh, I so went there. Still... Eh.

And to make up for the one caption devoured by the other, I made this one. So, really, you technically haven't gotten anything out of this. You basically regurgitated two captions, with one that looks different than you remember it, as it went in last time, and the other you can't remember eating at all. ;p

[Ookalf]

The second one was kinda funny, but the first just freaked me out. Might not've been so bad if it wasn't second person, but as it is, I found it sorta creepy.

[dr5]

I must agree with Ookalf but I did enjoy both captions.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I had considered converting it to first-person when I returned to that one, and I even slipped into first-person a few times when I wrote the additional two parts, but then I thought that that would be expected... So I couldn't do that! Makes it interesting when people get to the ending, since it seems innocent and inconsequential enough until then.

[Haylie]

I thank you for not trying to pun together the astro-sign and the illness. It annoys me to no end.

*Reveals I am, myself, a Cancer*

[Mitera Nikkou]

I thought of it, but I saw no way to fit it with the idea I wanted to go with. But there's still wordplay at play, if you look. ;p

< Is also a Cancer, but bad for your health regardless.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Okay. I might have a treat for you. For one, I have genuine captions, here. For another, this won't count toward my goal of five-hundred. And... They're all supposed to be amusing. ;/

I tried to think of something that I haven't done yet, and this is the result: to make all of the captions under the same theme, and use my wit to fill in what they will lack in literary substance. Which basically means that I have a bunch of one-liners here that are primarily infused with wordplay; figure out the wordplay, and word count won't matter.

I love hidden stuff. Especially since most of these jokes are suggestive, and some (possibly) mature, so if you get it... you're probably old enough to. If not, I can't be held responsible for your sick, underdeveloped mind. Ha!

(And please remember that these are jokes, about one thing or another. I'm neither glorifying nor demonizing the central theme. If you get it, you get it; and if you don't, you don't.

Although I do wonder if anyone will understand all ten captions. Hmmmm...)

#1 (Or is that #2? XD)

#2 (Yes, what a nice... figure you've got there.)

#3 (A wise proverb. *Nod-nods*)

#4 (I'm fairy certain that there's a loophole. ;p)

#5 (Oh, stereotypes. You're such easy targets.)

#6 (Probably isn't true for most normal people, but still. ;p)

#7 (Ain't I a stinker?)

#8 (You know what I'm talking about... right? <_<)

#9 (Looks burdensome. Case closed. XD)

#10 (The dirtiest but perhaps the wittiest of the bunch. Oh-ho!)

[dr5]

Cute

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well. That was depressing. So much for the best captions I ever made, collectively. Oh, well... Back to business as usual, I suppose. One more batch to go.

(F2M) I wonder if anyone thought I'd get around to this one.

Sweet and simple in a sweet and sour kind of way.

It's your fault, for making me depressed. Neener-neener-neener!

Here's a bad pun! Revenge is mine!

(M2F or F2M) Yeah, it's one of those. But, either way, you're the monster. ;p

[Mitera Nikkou]

Noice captions, me! You art teh awesomenessu!



Just one of those captions I write. You know the kind.

(F2M) One more of these, in case these are my last captions.

Short and simple.

And one more of these, for the same reason as given for the F2M caption.

A long, boring fake-caption that not even faery fans, such as myself, will like.

And that makes five-hundred. (Well, five-hundred and fifteen, but who's counting?) However, if you noticed certain suggestions that were made above, these may not be my last captions. It's really up to you. While I know I get several hundred views per batch, and that should indicate enough interest, I don't make captions with the same intent that most others do. I play with ideas, and experiment, so I hope to get some feedback on them.

So, here's the deal: if I get enough requests, I'll continue to play around with ideas, and in essence continue making captions. I won't make more than one at a time, though. That's partly due to other things I'm doing (or trying to do), and whatever limitation I may have on images that inspire me.

Okay. Your turn.

[Funny Hat + Funny Accent]

I actually really liked that last one of this set. Then again, I've generally always enjoyed ALL of your captions, so....

Well, keep up the awesome within you! It matters not if you do captions or whatever else you enjoy, so long asd you remain yourself (Oh, and use a drill to pierce the heavens)!

[Ookalf]

I'd love to see you keep captioning. But, if you don't, I guess that's all up to you.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I actually really liked that last one of this set. Then again, I've generally always enjoyed ALL of your captions, so....

You wait until the apocalypse to say this? You fool!

Well, keep up the awesome within you! It matters not if you do captions or whatever else you enjoy, so long asd you remain yourself

Don't give me that corny bologna! No, wait... Corned beef?

(Oh, and use a drill to pierce the heavens)!

I getcha. In light of global warming, we need more rain. Drill, baby, drill!

I'd love to see you keep captioning. But, if you don't, I guess that's all up to you.

Didn't you read my post? It's up to all of you.

Well, unless I have a brain fart and I get carried away by some whimsical notion that eventually produces a caption. My brain still needs to wear diapers. ;/

[Musashi]

(F2M) One more of these, in case these are my last captions.

I wish that was a real anime! I'd totally watch it. X3