I'm a captionjack, and that's okay...

[Melkorios]

Amazing, purely amazing! These captions are quite the good read, and the accompanying pictures are grand! You, my fellow caption artist, are a master, and I bow to you.

*bows*

Okay, enough bowing.... Great job, man! I simply love your work, and hope to see more.

[Mitera Nikkou]

They're nothing special... And I'm no master. Just a veteran. ^_^; I do appreciate it, and don't mean to be offhanded, but I've got the worst critic and lowest opinion of myself in my head. <_<;

Hopefully I'll be able to get my mind on track so I can finish another batch. I don't like leaving something unfinished.

[Mitera Nikkou]

It has been a while, hasn't it? I planned on ninety-five captions, but my pal, Fungus, suggested that I let the bulls loose at fifty since I'd be done sooner. Excuses for the delay aside, I made a big batch so the quality of every individual caption gets reduced to two percent of their potential worth. Now they are, technically-speaking, official garbage. Ha!

I also did it to discourage specific commenting. So, nyeh! ;p No one in their right mind would comment on each of these.

Anyway, I hope it was worth the wait. I wouldn't want you to be disappointed, after all.

(I thought I had more F2M than I thought, but I guessed wrong. So I wasn't able to make it up in the last ten captions that I made in the last few days. Except for the last one, which was about the time I realized it.

For anyone looking for said F2M stuff, they're in parenthesis at the beginning of the link. You'll also see a swap or two in parenthesis. If you see a + with them, that means that F2M isn't focused on. The ones without do focus on F2M.)

Witches synonymous with gratuitous ill will, even in response to the smallest of slights? Lex Luther: "WRONG!"

Makes more sense to me. You know, a bee's sting changing a guy into a "bird" than it somehow managing to make a bird pregnant. It's just common sense. ;p

I thought I'd toss something cute... ish into this thing.

This does not, in any way, reflect upon this captioneer's idea of what a girl's dream is. But that doesn't mean that I can't play with traditional ideas. *Nods sagely*

I was struck upside the head by a stray goof ball.

Warning: Some skin and some junk. I confess! :O

Well, I thought I drew a blank... Come to find out, I haven't done this yet. Who knew?

I had a beautiful dream... Hey, mind out of the gutter. ;/

(+F2M) Now this is a loaded wish. I think.

I toyed with this one. The whole thing seems better in my mind, though.

Just an old-fashioned sap song.

Look! A shorty!

Inspired by the song mentioned within. Although at first it was because "hotel California" and "hotel of transformation" had the same amount of syllables. ;p

(+Swap) My sappiness will never cease!

What did I just say? ;p Well, it wasn't going to be, at first... I had started with the intention of making a shorty, but it ran away with me. <.<;

A shorty! Oh, noes!

Another shorty! It's a conspiracy! :O

This thing has been on the back burner for ages... Since time immemorial or something. O.o

Yet another I-wish-I-could-make-it-a-story type of caption.

Been a while since I made one in the Purrian universe, huh? I reckon that there will be more on the way. Poor you.

A shorty of DOOM!

Another shorty! Short due to my own lack of imagination. ;/

This one was supposed to be short, but I was really tired at the time and I think I was sort of dreaming and nodding off as I wrote it. <.<;

I guess I made another Purrian story sooner than I thought I would.

It's short... And full of win! :3

(Swap) I did horribly.

Short and full of fail.

Seems awkward to me, and dumb.

I could have been drunk. But I wasn't. ;/

Probably the only one out of the last five that was decent. I don't know what state of mind I was in during them.

Warning: Nudity. And nudity. And did I mention nudity? Yeah, nudity. ;/ This is a nudity, about Jack and Diane... A story about two old people and a liver-spotted hand~. Okay, I lied. It's just a fragmented idea.

I wanted to do more, but eh... I think it came out alright.

I make a statement! Ha-ha! :O

Hopefully a heart-warming story that will touch your family for generations to come. ;/

The caption that STUFF is made of.

Just a little silly thing.

What can I say? A lot of guys do use female avatars, for one reason or another.

Couldn't write the story, but I found an image to toss the idea into.

Warning: Boobs? I dunno. O.o I tried to use words that someone of that age might use. And it's probably evident that I've never written in a journal/diary before. (Or, at least I don't think I used my LJ like a journal.)

Something that may actually have some feeling in it.

Don't ask me. Just another one of those bleh captions I'm infamous for.

Yet again it's best not to know where I get these lame ideas.

I thought I had already used this image, but I guess not. May it now haunt you forever. :O

Warning: Adult fetish stuff or whatever. It will be obvious as to whom the targeted audience is. Seeing as I don't share the same sentiments as those interested in this sort of thing, and thus can't appreciate what they do about it, I have no idea who, if anyone, could appreciate the twist that I put in the master-slave relationship.

I've had this image around for a long time. I just now had the gumption to use it. That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it. ;/

This universe is fun to play with.

Just some silly idea that came to mind. I had to come up with something since I couldn't ignore a caption with a Colonel Sanders in it. ;/

How to put this... Uh... Stuff?

Warning: There be some boobage within! Ogle at your own risk! The warning is probably more interesting than the caption. <_<;

(F2M) A twist on the word bridegroom. And I think it's a silly word that makes no sense. Shouldn't it be reserved for hermaphrodites or something? O.o;

[Melkorios]

Once again, great job! This batch is quite good. I don't see why you put yourself down, as these are quite good! I love em! keep up the good work!

[Mitera Nikkou]

I put myself down because it's my job.

[UDDCommander]

Wow...

It's official, I'm a slacker when it comes to making captions.


Anyway, nice job on this part, I liked the Werekitsune one best

[Lucky]

Oh whao. What can I say?

Risk of dependency, Puppet Master, qualifiedparticipant, Bloomers, theterms, Kitsune Clean Up, fair Game, and Birds and the bees have gone down as some of my all time favorites.

=)


Puppet Master is one I VERY enjoyed.
X3

[Ell]

Ergh... Urge to comment on each one... rising...

You know, several of these are awfully wordy. When are you finally gonna bite the bullet and go all the way, eh?

[Mitera Nikkou]

All the way? How do you mean? By writing a picture-less story? Why do you think I make captions so much? It's unlikely that I'll ever finish a story (usually because of their size), so I tend to stick with captions since the images help to constrain my vision and all that. They do better to keep me grounded so I don't float away... away... away...~!

Besides, I've written (and actually finished) a few stories. Though I do plan to write some stories once I make another forty-five captions. I want to end my captioneering on a nice, even number. Speaking of which, I should get back to doing just that. <_<;

[jimmyinwhite]

good collection this week.

[Lanzerus]

Nikkou, you make me envious, not only that, if i had free time i would "barrow" several of your caption ideas as prompts for tg-related stories...

[Mitera Nikkou]

A part of the reason for why I make captions is to inspire others to write stories which I can not.

Anyway, since my mission was a success last time (for the most part, since only one person pointed out any of them in specific), I decided to be merciful. Here're are the five that you're more accustomed to. Not that it will make you any less doomed. ;p

It wasn't the exact image I had hoped for, but it worked well enough for what I had in mind. It's harder to find an image for an idea than it is an idea for an image.

Call me a liar. U_U

(F2M) It may be short, but it has layers~. :O

I wouldn't want to give it away. Or something. Everything else that I thought of saying here seemed to be foretelling, so... Crap; you're probably alarmed already, anyway. Not that my ruse was good to begin with. ;/

I've sat on this image since eternity or some junk. I hope you enjoy another installment in the Purrian universe. If you don't you'll become kitty chow. *_*

[Musashi]

Delicious layers! Like a layered cake! With CATBOY. Catboy cake. Hmmm. Anyway *THUMBS UP* :3

[Mitera Nikkou]

Well, it must have been decent enough if you posted here. ;p I did make that one with you in mind, by the bye. Based off of whatever flawed memory I have of some of our chats from the past.

[Sophia Anieri]

The first one of the more recent update (circle circle dot dot one) seemed like a very innovative idea, and it was interesting. The update before it had so many ones I liked, I can't remember them all. @.@ But amazing job, on all of those!