Captions from Kerina ^^

[Cutey Kerina]

And here is one of them!

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[Lucky]

The mystory! Such a intereing story!
=O

[Cutey Kerina]

Christmas offering ^_^ Enjoy. I may do the violent one later.

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Here's the script by itself for easier reading...

Jamie in brown - Ow! Quit it!...What the heck is this?
Katsumi – in purple – What you’ll be reading, of course!
J – And who is the blond on the front?
K – It’s supposed to be you!
J – It’s a poor forgery…
K – I used photoshop on an image I had because I didn’t like my drawing.
J – You mean you swiped an image and tried to pass it off as me…
K – I BORROWED IT!
J – Well…I’d never blush and smile like that. Plus my hair is short now and…
K – FINE! Just read the poem!
J – Why?
K – Because you’ll get immunity from me till next year.
J – Oh joy, seven days. How generous…
K – Just read it!
J – Ahem…
Twas the night before Christmas and all through Mecchen House;
Only Katsumi was stirring…cause she’s such a louse.
K – My lyrics! Not yours!
J – …Only Katsumi was stirring, clutching tight to a blouse.
Silk stockings were set with a gown she chose;
in the hopes that she might dress up a boy in these clothes.
The others were sleeping and quite unaware;
at what she was cooking up…in her lair.
K – To prepare!
J – I like my version better…
Mami in her nightgown and Miss Ishida in her bed;
if Kimi misreads this again then she’s most certainly dead…
K – Wise words…
J – None heard the great crashes outside and the notes of distress;
for Katsumi, she heard only sounds of success.
She flew to the door, slipped her shoes on, and gave them a tap;
anxious as ever to check on her trap...I can think of another word that rhymes with trap…
K - *glare*
J – Bowing a tree and in much disarray;
was the unmistakable shape of Santa’s red sleigh.
All eight strapped-in reindeer were notably stressed;
one false move and they’d be like Katsumi’s chest.
K – Leaving a mess!
J – I censored your version for the sake of children…
The pudgy old driver clambered down to a bough;
and slid to the white ground with an ‘ow!’.
Katsumi folded her arms with pride in her work;
followed by the shine of a great, scheming smirk.
Santa cowered and asked for the reason;
that she would stick such a wrench in the holiday season.
Katsumi laughed without any remorse;
and told him, “For girl-making, of course.”
She laid out her plans as he looked on in fear;
and down tumbled eight dazed reindeer and gear...You’re even more twisted than I expected.
K – You’re getting to the good part!
J – I’ll be sure to brace myself psychologically…
Before Santa could act, she’d seized hold of his cap;
which was, after all, the goal of this trap.
As soon as she wore the cap on her head;
his twinkling eyes were both filled with dread.
He feared for the world, he feared for all men;
because Katsumi had all of his powers then.
She spoke no word but a cackle of glee;
and made her first change, of Santa…to ‘she’...Shock…of shocks.
K – Read it!
J – Her clothes were soft satin of the girliest kind;
her form was much smaller and with the cutest behind.
Her cheeks were still red but due to a blush;
her hair while still white, was a great deal more lush.
She fussed and she stammered with an adorable shiver;
but Santa-chan pointed out she still had toys to deliver.
Katsumi nodded and assured Christmas cheer;
as she ominously told Santa, “I’ll take over from here.”
K – I never wrote “ominously”!!!
J – It’s assumed…
She waved her hands at the sleigh team’s anxious faces;
and there were soon cute girls in all of their places.
She fixed all the presents and righted the sleigh;
then told her, “I’ll finish your job and then we can…play.”
While Santa-chan gulped, Katsumi leapt to the sleigh;
and with just a quick glare, the girls flew away.
But before she was gone, in full Christmas splendor;
Katsumi pointed out, “After tonight, all will be of one gender!”
“Good little boys and the bad ones too;
will no longer be boys but Sallys and Sue!”
“So Merry Christmas to all and so all may know;
the male gender is about to go!”…and, thankfully, it ends there.
K – I decided that was enough.
J – I thank you with all my heart…
K – I’m not a bad writer!
J – Stick to drawing…
K – You’re getting stockings, a gown, and a more-girlish attitude this Christmas!!!
J – So much for immunity…I’d rather have coal.

PS - ADDENDUM!!! (2nd ADDITION- Three captions in all for Christmas)
I made one more caption...It's different...
WARNING - CAPTION COULD BE READ AS VIOLENT, SOME BLOOD

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And finally ^_^ A cute little last Christmas caption

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[Lucky]

Very nice christmas captions. All of them were da awsome.

[Mitera Nikkou]

I haven't read all of Mecchen house so I didn't read the caption, just in case. It'd probably read better if I were familiar with the characters, anyway.

There's one thing that you may have forgotten in the second one; you know, the part about eating, drinking, and being "Mary." ;p

Now for me to hide in my Christmas bunker. <.<; *Dives for cover*

[Cutey Kerina]

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Last night's caption I forgot to post.
Is there still interest in me even making captions???
I've seen dwindling reactions lately. It has been a holiday but I devoted a lot of my 24th to make at least three captions before the 25th rolled around. They were more non-traditional but I'm a subversive writer. Truly, if there's less interest in them, I'll stop posting them here. They'll just be in my Photobucket and I'll pass them around to friends but I'll let this thread go...

[Mistress Guendolen]

Oh, I like that! The imaged captioned is the end rather than the beginning. I like. Especially how it just kind of did the text equivalent of a fade-out. Very nice.

[Cutey Kerina]

Thanks. I'm gonna take tonight off. I don't feel motivated or inspired enough to do the sort of captions I want. *bows*

[Cutey Kerina]

Unlike a lot of my caption efforts, I know who drew this next image. It's a Japanese artist who goes by the online (? may be a pseudonym too) name "x6suke" (pronounced "pekeRokusuke"). Returns on Google don't give me any definite information about him or her (more than I can't read the kanji of the information I find).

I know the artist has done the artwork for "Kyoran Kazoku Nikki", a series of sci-fi light fiction novels which are going to be made into an anime next year (basic plot - The novels depict the not-so-normal life of a "family" that includes a catgirl "mother," a lion "son," a living land-combat android weapon "son," a jellyfish-like otherworldly "daughter," and a hapless 27-year-old military officer as their "father." This motley "family" was assembled as part of the Imperial Japanese Anti-Paranormal Phenomena Section's Special Operations Forces to save Earth in 2063).

I intended to caption this image for quite a time because there was a story percolating within it for me. After I finished Mecchen House, I knew the type of story I wanted to tell with it.

So far as other art by this artist...here is the best place I could find.
http://www.himitsukichi.com/~x6suke/index2.html

With all respect and honor to the original illustrator and wishes you see more of their work, here is my caption effort.


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Edit- Oh! I had the Japanese lore background of this drawing pointed out to me. I'd like to cite it here. http://www.obakemono.com/obake/futakuchionna/

[Mitera Nikkou]

High and mighty... That's rich. Its got the munchies and is powdery white for a reason. XD

It was amusing. The hair goober certainly had bad luck to run into someone like him... Oh her.

[keaton]

i have read a ton of the captions on this thread and i have decided that:

the poster for the movie
the one about tina locking you in a room with the maids

are my two favorites

[Katty]

Wow. I have to say that this was a great batch of captions all around. I liked the newest one your made. The demon hair was creepy in a good way, and the little girl is just evil. I loved it.

=^-^=

[Cutey Kerina]

Hmm...I finally made a caption. This is a very quiet-feeling one.

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[Mitera Nikkou]

I'm not sure, but I think I felt like I was wading in a pool of existentialism. That's the best way that I can describe it.

[Katty]

That made my bones freeze over. After I checked what Nikkou wrote in a dictionary, I agree with her. =^-^=