Hi?

[Raleigh]

... Did I remember to pack a crowbar? *Begins rooting around in storage space with his mostly free arm for one.*

[Just some lady]

*Finally manages to stand up* There. Now, lets run away together Zanbatou-chan!

*Sways dangerously due to the extra weight, before falling over backwards into KFC*

O__O Son!
*Snugs*

[Shadell]

O__O Son!
*Snugs*

*Notes that the blade is now stabbing through my head and into KFC's gut*

Thank you zanbatou-chan for stabbing such a horrible person!
And I'm not your son.

[Just some lady]

*Bleeds happily*
Nuh-uh! I adopted you an' everything!
...
Twice! ^__^

[Lioconvoy]

Seven pages later I bid you welcome Shades. I am perhaps one of the oldest member here, but I'm not all that active.