Revenge!!

[Snow Dragon]

Taboos aren't a concern of mine. But if it helps, by default I'm a girl. There, you happy? *Poses in all of my nekkid glory*

No. No, I'm not happy. That's a stupid question, and you will somehow pay for asking it.
(Throws a tarp over Nike)

Okay, then allow me to reiterate: I'm a mother of many. Including yourself. *_*

You're not my real mother!
(Runs outside, slamming the door behind him)
(Climbs in through the window)
I forgot the post isn't done yet.

Nuh-uh. She has to cut back on sweets because the other deities get irritated with her hyperactivity.

Duh! That's why it's called "tempting" her! If there was reason for her to refrain, I'd just be buying her!
Good grief, don't you know anything?

Actually, it's a given that what your head's full of, is yourself. ;p

That's the kind of empty, crude lack of understanding I'd expect from an amateur.
His head is full of... Spammery!

Surely you jest. ;p

Are you making a pun on his nickname?
Man, Truk wouldn't last two minutes in this place.

[Himitsu]

I find it to be supiciously like my plushie dolls: a six-option response list and a roll of the dice.
1) Eat ice cream
2) Perpetuate running gag
3) Rune flare
4) Damn closest person
5) Random evil
6) Drop something on somebody

Very close, but you forgot that my 20 side dice has 15 sides with the number one.

What you want hasn't affected any of your other maritals; why should it make a difference now?

(Queries hopefully.)
Because I said so?

[Snow Dragon]

Very close, but you forgot that my 20 side dice has 15 sides with the number one.

That must be a bitch playing D&D.

(Queries hopefully.)
Because I said so?

(Slaps Himitsu with an Atlantic red snapper)

[Mitera Nikkou]

No. No, I'm not happy. That's a stupid question, and you will somehow pay for asking it.
(Throws a tarp over Nike)

I don't have any money, so I hope you paid for this tarp. Is it a new fashion? O.o

You're not my real mother!
(Runs outside, slamming the door behind him)
(Climbs in through the window)
I forgot the post isn't done yet.

Oh, so I'm your fake mother? ;p

Duh! That's why it's called "tempting" her! If there was reason for her to refrain, I'd just be buying her!
Good grief, don't you know anything?

Hmmmm... That's a toughy. Hey, I'll get back to you on that one.

That's the kind of empty, crude lack of understanding I'd expect from an amateur.
His head is full of... Spammery!

As is mine! Why else would I have given the name "Spamville?" Don't hurt your brain on that one. I insist that you go braindead and avoid the reality altogether.

Are you making a pun on his nickname?
Man, Truk wouldn't last two minutes in this place.

He didn't like two minutes back in the day, either. I'm full of punnery goodness. ^_^

[Himitsu]

That must be a bitch playing D&D.

Which is why I cheat.

(Slaps Himitsu with an Atlantic red snapper)

I shall optomistically assume that was a yes!

[Snow Dragon]

I don't have any money, so I hope you paid for this tarp. Is it a new fashion? O.o

Yes. It's great fashion. Or something. Now wear it. Always.

Oh, so I'm your fake mother? ;p

That would be the logical conclusion, yes.

Hmmmm... That's a toughy. Hey, I'll get back to you on that one.

Lies!

He didn't like two minutes back in the day, either. I'm full of punnery goodness. ^_^

You leave Truk alone!
Poor guy... I miss him.

[Mitera Nikkou]

Yes. It's great fashion. Or something. Now wear it. Always.

Awwww, you speak like a gentleman to his love. ^_^

That would be the logical conclusion, yes.

Well, alright, then. I guess being a fake mother is better than, say, being your fiancee or wife. ;p

Lies!

Pies!

You leave Truk alone!
Poor guy... I miss him.

As do I. I wonder if I can contact him and nab him over here. Actually, I wonder if McCloud is still over at Fukufics. I haven't seen him there yet.

[Snow Dragon]

Well, alright, then. I guess being a fake mother is better than, say, being your fiancee or wife. ;p

See, by ordering your post incorrectly, I get to ignore the first part of your actual post.

Awwww, you speak like a gentleman to his love. ^_^

Or a son to his mother? Because being my mom is WAY better than being my fiancee or wife, as you yourself have stated openly, and as I will cling to like a life preserver in the middle of the ocean.

As do I. I wonder if I can contact him and nab him over here. Actually, I wonder if McCloud is still over at Fukufics. I haven't seen him there yet.

But then you'd kill him via inhuman punnage. That's not very nice.
Besides, he probably doesn't have the time. If the guy needs a week to preread my fanfiction, how's he gonna have time to spam properly?

[Mitera Nikkou]

See, by ordering your post incorrectly, I get to ignore the first part of your actual post.

There is no correct order. Just like there is no spoon. :O

Or a son to his mother? Because being my mom is WAY better than being my fiancee or wife, as you yourself have stated openly, and as I will cling to like a life preserver in the middle of the ocean.

What makes a good fake mother?

But then you'd kill him via inhuman punnage. That's not very nice.
Besides, he probably doesn't have the time. If the guy needs a week to preread my fanfiction, how's he gonna have time to spam properly?

That's easy: We get alternate accounts, pretend we're him, then send all of our activity posing as him to his E-mail and spam the heck out of it. He'll be here in spirit, and he'll get plenty of spam. ^_^

[Snow Dragon]

There is no correct order. Just like there is no spoon. :O

Cheap shot.
You're never gonna make Spammaster at this rate.

What makes a good fake mother?

This question has been investigated thoroughly in a laboratory environment using monkeys (really).
The answer is simple: fur.

That's easy: We get alternate accounts, pretend we're him, then send all of our activity posing as him to his E-mail and spam the heck out of it. He'll be here in spirit, and he'll get plenty of spam. ^_^

I'm sorry. I stopped listening after the word "accounts," which is when I figured out you were lying about this being easy.

[Mitera Nikkou]

You're never gonna make Spammaster at this rate.

What are you talking about? I'm already a Spammaster rank S. ;p

This question has been investigated thoroughly in a laboratory environment using monkeys (really).
The answer is simple: fur.

Alright! *Transforms into an anthropomorphic lemur* There! I have fur! Come and give your fake mother a hug! *Holds arms open*

I'm sorry. I stopped listening after the word "accounts," which is when I figured out you were lying about this being easy.

Stopped reading, you mean. ^_^

[Snow Dragon]

What are you talking about? I'm already a Spammaster rank S. ;p

No you're not.
Only the Spammaster supreme can grant that highest title upon a spammer! To this day, only Jester himself has earned that title!
Besides, if you're a ranked spammer, why isn't it in your signature?

Alright! *Transforms into an anthropomorphic lemur* There! I have fur! Come and give your fake mother a hug! *Holds arms open*

(Runs off and joins a gang)

[Mitera Nikkou]

No you're not.
Only the Spammaster supreme can grant that highest title upon a spammer! To this day, only Jester himself has earned that title!
Besides, if you're a ranked spammer, why isn't it in your signature?

Because I don't need something as redundant as that. It's written all over every post I make regardless. ^_^

(Runs off and joins a gang)

That's a good boy! I knew you you'd lead a promising, successful life!

[Snow Dragon]

Because I don't need something as redundant as that. It's written all over every post I make regardless. ^_^

Your arrogance is...
Appropriate. Maybe you really ARE a spammaster, though I don't remember making you a rank S.

On another note, if we keep this up much longer, I'm NEVER going to manage to overtake Jester's intro thread in overall length.

[Himitsu]

Awwww, you speak like a gentleman to his love. ^_^

HAH! That's it! BD has proposed to Pulsar!
(Shoves BD into Pulsar and cuffs them together with hand cuffs.)
Don't worry BD, I'll be a great Best Man. I'll drug you up good when I drag you to the altar to marry it, you won't remember a thing!

On another note, if we keep this up much longer, I'm NEVER going to manage to overtake Jester's intro thread in overall length.

Quit catching on to my evil plan and resume posting in my intro thread!