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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:26 pm

**has the plushie gathered up in the net** That's not gonna work. See, technically I'm already married.


Woohoo!!! Himitsu wins!

I say technically because the husband in question changed his screen name a month or so post-wedding and hasn't been acting very husbandly ever since, so I'm not entirely sure if this marriage still stands in anyone's eyes but mine and perhaps one or two other people.... I'm not marrying a perverted plushie.


You forgot that I'm a jerk to!

**shakes the net** And cats can most certainly sharpen their claws on cotton. They can sharpen their claws on ANYTHING fabric-y. I've had a cat.... So why don't I just slip this here catnip in this bag with you and wait for the fun to begin?...


(Moves from the net to the top of Guen-chan's head while she was busy talking.)
Just because they enjoy tearing it up, doesn't mean the claws are getting sharpened! Now quit peddling your cat drugs here!!!

Hah so you admit the Brotherhood are Losers! My plan worked perfectly. Now to save this for properity.


I admit nothing!!

Sorry, I'm not inclines towards polygamy. One husband is enough for me.


Hah! In your face robot boy!!

Just because I said it had ice cream didn't mean it did. It was completely ice cream-less Someone as evil as you should be more careful about believeing strangers. You'll still get paralyzed. Probably at the most critical moment.


(Opens my mouth to deliver my response.)

Poor Vahn, you just don't get it. The cake he ate had Icecream in it or he wouldn't have eaten it. That means either your cake had Icecream and you forgot, or he didn't eat your cake. He probably had one of his Brass Demons eat it.


(My mouth clicks shut.)
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(I jerk my thumb at Convoy.)
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:36 pm

Wait- how could you clamber out of the net when I was holding it bunched closed? Get back in there! **grabs plushie and stuffs it back into the net, this time knotting it shut** And the point in inviting the catgirls to hone their claws on you is, in fact, the tearing-up aspect, not the sharpening one. :twisted: **stuffs more catnip in** Okay, girls, c'mon and get it!
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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:44 pm

Guendolen wrote:Wait- how could you clamber out of the net when I was holding it bunched closed?


I can teleport!! Annoying, ain't it?

Get back in there!


I don't wanna!!

**grabs plushie and stuffs it back into the net, this time knotting it shut** And the point in inviting the catgirls to hone their claws on you is, in fact, the tearing-up aspect, not the sharpening one. :twisted: **stuffs more catnip in** Okay, girls, c'mon and get it!


(Reappears on Guen-chan's head.)
Catgirls!?!? I must prepare my defenses!!
(Slaps an army helmet on my head and starts putting down sandbags in a circle atop Guen-chan's head.)
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:47 pm

**knocks him off to the floor** Stop it! I am not your fortress! **starts stomping on him, angry-anime-girl style** (And I'm wearing pants, so no free views for you, ya pervert.)
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Postby Artimis Taylor » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:53 pm

No free views? If you say so.

*hops over and and wiggle the mechanal ear a small flame comes out of it and like the not pant on fire.*

Drops several Cheese Muffin, they're you go. That's my payment.
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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:55 pm

Stop it! I am not your fortress!


But *CRUNCH* you *POW* make *CRUSH* a *NOT THE SPLEEN NOT THE SPLEEN* really *KERPOW* good *AT LEAST SHE'S NOT WEARING HEELS* one!!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:55 pm

<.<

>.>

*Lays a fluffy on Himitsu*
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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:01 pm

What *CRUNCH* the *STOMP* is *CRUSHING PAIN* a fluffy!!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:04 pm

It's a silent fart... Silent and deadly. *_*
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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:23 pm

(Appears on Guen-chan's shoulder again.)
Oh....good thing I can turn off my sense of smell!
(Pats the side of Guen-chan's neck.)
Don't know about Guen-chan here though....
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:30 pm

I've been around Nikkou so long that such activities don't really impact me any more. Now stop patting me. **plucks him off**
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Postby Himitsu » Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:32 pm

(Teleports over to the other shoulder before I can be plucked and pats the other side of Guen-chan's neck.)
NEVERS!!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Mar 10, 2007 6:00 pm

This must be a sign showing us that Himitsu is interested in Gwen as a potential wife. Why else would he give her so much attention? XD
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:52 pm

Y'know, yeah, Nikkou's got a point there. Why are you sitting there and patting me if you don't like me? The roleplaying romance energies seem to have struck again.... This time, however, they're definitively one-sided. **grabs plushie off the other shoulder, throws it up in the air, and whacks it with a baseball bat** Home run!
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat Mar 10, 2007 8:32 pm

Ah, unrequited love... It's the stuff that romantic anime comedies are made of.
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