PULSAR!!! At last I have finally found you!! I shall finally take revenge for BD!! I have journeyed all the way from Fukufics(re: escaped those crazy chicks) for this! Prepare yourself!! Because now it is time for my...
(Slams a papersack over my head.)
Introduction!! Ho ho ho. The Bag-man laughs in the face of danger! Once I was a timid grocery store clerk, content to stuff other people's edibles into brown paper sacks. Then one day, a lightning bolt shattered a shipment of exotic shampoos spattering me with a once-in-a-lifetime mix of perfumes, herbs and non-toxic chemicals and I discovered that, in that auspicious accident, I had been -- transformed! Fate had granted me super powers! I could fly -- twelve feet above the ground! I have the strength of two-and-a-half-men! And I have the uncanny ability to see in the dark without a night light!
(Poses righteously while exuding an aura of justice for a couple minutes.)
Oh wait...
(Takes the papersack off.)
...that's only sometimes. The name's Himitsu, herald of all that is awesome and ice cream, and Raliegh traded your location for a piece of pie that I stole back while he was getting a fork!! I'm a Mazoku and I am here to wack Pulsar on the head and steal all your stuff.....after I figure out why I'm a six inch tall plushie version of myself!! I bet it was those cookies I ate on the way in, but how could I resist? They had sprinkles!! SPRINKLES!!