Congratulations, Administrator of DOOM. A good choice for punishment. I could easily handle being turned into a half-cat, but... I... loathe... lemurs.
The cake is yours. I should give you a warning though. Originally I made a cake with a "special" ingredient. Later I decided against giving it as a prize and prepared a safe one. However, they looked the same and in my constantly confused state of mind I might have mixed them up. I'm not even sure what the special ingredient was. Wanted the effect to be a surprise, you see. I only know it was a transformation of some kind.
Long story short, eating that thing is risky to say the least. Will you try eating it, or give it to someone? You could always destroy the cake menace, but how do you know if it's not the innocent one?
You could always try using it on me, though. I've had it coming to me.
Wonderful TF scene btw
You know the situation where a character has a little angel and devil symbolising his/her good and bad sides pop up near their head? Well, I have that too.
Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.
And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.