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Postby The Fungus from Yuggoth » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:47 am

Believe it or not, Drew Carry is Cthulhu Spawn. We've found a reliable source of stable evil energy from Oprah, as none of us Fungi are degenerate enough to acess the Olsen Twins <shudders>
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Postby Lioconvoy » Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:53 am

Cthulhu Spawn? Meh, Cthulhu isn't even evil, he's a pervert granted, but not truly evil. A couple of his spawn are evil, but they gave in to the cute.
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Postby Kumi-chan » Wed Feb 28, 2007 2:05 am

Kumi is full of compliments. No need for the -chan. You can just call me Kumi.
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed Feb 28, 2007 10:28 am

Kumi-Chan wrote:Kumi is full of compliments. No need for the -chan. You can just call me Kumi.


Understood.
You know the situation where a character has a little angel and devil symbolising his/her good and bad sides pop up near their head? Well, I have that too.

Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.

And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby Guest » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:32 am

*comes in to greet you, stops dead in tracks when she sees the T-shirt*

Y..you don't like catpeople? myaa?

*sniffle*

*eyes get all big, teardrops sparkle on her lashes, bottom lip trembles*

Meanie! myaa!

Waaaaa! myaaaaa!

*runs off crying*
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Postby Amy-chan » Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:35 am

Anonymous wrote:*comes in to greet you, stops dead in tracks when she sees the T-shirt*

Y..you don't like catpeople? myaa?

*sniffle*

*eyes get all big, teardrops sparkle on her lashes, bottom lip trembles*

Meanie! myaa!

Waaaaa! myaaaaa!

*runs off crying*


((That was me. myaa =^_^=;; ))
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Postby David » Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:56 pm

Manpuncher walks back in and momentarily sees Amanda run crying past him, he shrugs and heads over to Vahn.

Well, looks like your little TF wish is about to be granted, Vahn. I bet she is already calling for reinforcements. Glad its not happening me anyway!

He pats Vahn on the back. Good luck keeping your manhood and your race for that matter. He then walks off which quickly turns into a full blown sprint, a piece of paper left attached to Vahn's back which reads "Whats the difference between demons and angels? Nothing, THEY BOTH SUCK!"

(I figured I should add more fuel to the bonfire. :wink: )
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:09 pm

Please, deal the justice already. Do it before this thread gets longer than the avatar tesing zone and I become ruler of the welcome mat. Seriously, why didn't Amanda just pounce on me and deal her revenge right there and then?

Here goes... the Provoke ability from FFXI can't even compare to this:

Cat people are rubbish! Angels and demons suck! And girls have cooties! :twisted:

Remember: The first one to deal justice gets cake!
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Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.

And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:12 pm

You animal! You fiend!

*While you're distracted, I come up from a plot hole behind you and try to slam a really big cake over your head, which is made of sticky stuff that should trap you if successful*
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:19 pm

Huh? WHAAA! *gets all covered in the cake*

Wow, I certainly wasn't expecting a plot hole. Even Dr. Faust from Guilty Gear didn't have something like that and that is really something. However, sneaking up was unnecessary as I wasn't planning on trying to escape justice.
So, you back for Round 2, Nikkou?
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Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.

And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:46 pm

That I am! *Jabs finger in your direction righteously* You have been naughty! To say such things...! *I make a dramatic pause to hold in my tears* You scoundrel!

...

Now I just need to decide on your punishment...

[Add your facefault here if applicable. XD]
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed Feb 28, 2007 6:52 pm

@_@

X_X

Just make sure the punishment fits the crime. It would be nice if you tried being creative while doing so.
You know the situation where a character has a little angel and devil symbolising his/her good and bad sides pop up near their head? Well, I have that too.

Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.

And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:37 pm

For hatin' on things that are different from you... Ah! I've got it! What a perfect opportunity!

I lay a fluffy and it immediately reacts to something in the cake, which begins to glow. Soon the glowing substance seeps into your flesh, and it somehow feels like a sweet sensation. XD The moment is it gone is when the changes begin to visibly occur. First there is your skin, which becomes smooth and supple, and the light upon it creates a radiant, healthy glow. Your hair becomes a lustrous grey, short and wild, and your eyes become a fiery orange. The contours of your face become softer and seemingly-younger, taking on a feminine appearance. The rest of your body's shape conforms to that of someone with an average stature verging on tall, with toned muscles and shapely, graceful limbs. Your waist becomes slim and is complemented by your modest hips and rear, as well as breasts that are no larger than a handful. The end result was of a beautifully elegant woman... With roundish ears somewhere between their original position and the top of her head, as well as a long white tail ringed with black, much like a raccoons with the exception that the length was three times as long proportionately and was tubular in shape from base to tip.

There! A lemurgirl! :twisted:
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Postby Magical Swordsman Vahn » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:05 pm

Congratulations, Administrator of DOOM. A good choice for punishment. I could easily handle being turned into a half-cat, but... I... loathe... lemurs. :x

The cake is yours. I should give you a warning though. Originally I made a cake with a "special" ingredient. Later I decided against giving it as a prize and prepared a safe one. However, they looked the same and in my constantly confused state of mind I might have mixed them up. I'm not even sure what the special ingredient was. Wanted the effect to be a surprise, you see. I only know it was a transformation of some kind.

Long story short, eating that thing is risky to say the least. Will you try eating it, or give it to someone? You could always destroy the cake menace, but how do you know if it's not the innocent one?

You could always try using it on me, though. I've had it coming to me. :mrgreen:


Wonderful TF scene btw
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Except the good side is a timid schoolgirl.

And the bad side is a maniacal dark elf.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Wed Feb 28, 2007 8:10 pm

No one expects the lemur transformation! :P

And I am hungreh for so cake! ^o^ *Nabs it and devours it with hearty oral sounds and much messiness*
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