Magical Sailor Fuku

*I turn toward the audience*

And then you'll have to take a wee, folks.

I never Sidhe you could take my Wii!

*Still facing the audience, I point my finger at Uberlurker*

Ahem. I don't know what sidhe (shee) is talking about.

Will you quit it, I don't give a puck about your Wii.

*I and the audience give Froggy an applause!*

Great! You sure know how to make an entrance!

Bah! The spotlight has been stolen away from me! What a pestersome annoyance. Must you insist on always erlking me like that?

To hear you say that, should I be frauen? Would that be the weisse thing to do?

Since I had to google "Weisse" to find out what it meant I admit defeat.

*I bow to the audience*

Thank you! Thank you! But, really, I owe it all to the weisse frauen!

*I notice that I'm being booed*

Hey! I wasn't the one who chose German folklore as the battle field! U_U

*I get pulled off the stage with a long, hooked cane*

I'll be baaaaaaaaaack...!

*Brings out a banjo*

Oooooohhhh Froggy gone a courtin' and he did ride~

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*Gives Froggy a biiiiiiiiiiig maxipad*

wow, just wow. I have nothing else to say.