A real choice...
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:32 amConsider every instance in every form you have seen them. I want the over-arching tone to speak to you. Not which is stronger, just which is the most... awesome.
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Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:32 amPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:49 amMen. Because that includes Ninjas AND pirates.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:50 amThe offspring of a Chuck Norris, MacGuyver, and Jack Baur genetic cocktail.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:06 pmI went with the only viable option that has too many jokes to count. Chuck Norris.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:10 pmTwo words: Mace Windu. Mankind rules.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:55 pmThis list implies that Chuck Norris merits his own independent species. This amuses me, but I must vote none of the above.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:04 pmMy vote goes to humanity. They may be a bit crazy, but they're nice folks, in the general sense.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:27 pmAlrighty...I picked orcs. Why you ask?
Because orc's awesome traits are also their shoddy traits.
Dwarves. Awesome because they're just plain cool and have hammers...shoddy because their honor often gets confused and compromised.
Elves. Awesome because of the drow. Shoddy because of every other leaf-eating, tree-hugging, pale-skinned, pseudo-spiritual elves that think wind chimes are musical instruments.
Men. Awesome because they're the most adaptable. Shoddy because they rarely do, and when the do adapt, they screw it up.
Halflings. They just suck...
Chuck Norris. Come on guys...he's a black belt...so's Jet Lee and Jackie Chan...get over it.
ORCS. Downside: They're not smart...they don't adapt...they eat eachother...they're barbaric, overzealous, cretins that do nothing but slice bodies open.
Upsides: They're not smart enough to question you...they do what they're told regardless of what it is...you don't need to get food for them...they're effective shock troops that slice up your enemies with no thought on how it effects the other side.
They don't look good...but they look awesome when they're in the field.
Because orc's awesome traits are also their shoddy traits.
Dwarves. Awesome because they're just plain cool and have hammers...shoddy because their honor often gets confused and compromised.
Elves. Awesome because of the drow. Shoddy because of every other leaf-eating, tree-hugging, pale-skinned, pseudo-spiritual elves that think wind chimes are musical instruments.
Men. Awesome because they're the most adaptable. Shoddy because they rarely do, and when the do adapt, they screw it up.
Halflings. They just suck...
Chuck Norris. Come on guys...he's a black belt...so's Jet Lee and Jackie Chan...get over it.
ORCS. Downside: They're not smart...they don't adapt...they eat eachother...they're barbaric, overzealous, cretins that do nothing but slice bodies open.
Upsides: They're not smart enough to question you...they do what they're told regardless of what it is...you don't need to get food for them...they're effective shock troops that slice up your enemies with no thought on how it effects the other side.
They don't look good...but they look awesome when they're in the field.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:19 pmChuck Norris is totally his own species! We can NEVER get over Chuck Norris!
WHAT WOULD CHUCK NORRIS DO?!?!?!?! *EXPLODES*
WHAT WOULD CHUCK NORRIS DO?!?!?!?! *EXPLODES*
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:46 pmplease don't hurt me for this question but.......Who's Chuck Norris? Is this another case of the Brit not getting the reference and looking like an idiot?
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:53 pmChuck Norris is an American action star, and one of the more popular people to make jokes on, tied with Vin Disel.
Facts about Chuck Norris. Can be very NSFW
Facts about Chuck Norris. Can be very NSFW
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:33 pmChuck Norris is overrated.
*Taps his foot and waits for the rotten fruit to start flying*
*Taps his foot and waits for the rotten fruit to start flying*
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:38 pmNone of the above. How could you forget about the faeries? Faeries are awesome! *_*
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:43 pmActually I'd like to change my vote to none of the above; the Mid-Childans of Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha get my vote.
Why?
Because they made Fate Testarossa, the world's most awesome nine-year-old. Let's see how much Chucky does when he's just a kid compared to going out and saving the world a few times the way Fate does.
And don't forget Bardiche; who wouldn't wet themselves when Fate points the Zamber form at them? That is one mother of a sword.
Why?
Because they made Fate Testarossa, the world's most awesome nine-year-old. Let's see how much Chucky does when he's just a kid compared to going out and saving the world a few times the way Fate does.
And don't forget Bardiche; who wouldn't wet themselves when Fate points the Zamber form at them? That is one mother of a sword.
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:38 pm... Huh? Who are you going on about?
The only Testarossa I know of is the one from Full Metal Panic, who WAS totally awesome... and was a member of mankind.
And the world's most awesome nine year-old is OBVIOUSLY Negi Springfield. Saving the world? Yeah, whatever. Nobody uses such a cliche measure of awesomeness anymore.
Racking up a dozen hardcore crushes when you haven't even had puberty yet? AWESOME TO THE MAX.
Mankind rox.
The only Testarossa I know of is the one from Full Metal Panic, who WAS totally awesome... and was a member of mankind.
And the world's most awesome nine year-old is OBVIOUSLY Negi Springfield. Saving the world? Yeah, whatever. Nobody uses such a cliche measure of awesomeness anymore.
Racking up a dozen hardcore crushes when you haven't even had puberty yet? AWESOME TO THE MAX.
Mankind rox.