Magical Sailor Fuku

PULSAR!!! At last I have finally found you!! I shall finally take revenge for BD!! I have journeyed all the way from Fukufics(re: escaped those crazy chicks) for this! Prepare yourself!! Because now it is time for my...
(Slams a papersack over my head.)
Introduction!! Ho ho ho. The Bag-man laughs in the face of danger! Once I was a timid grocery store clerk, content to stuff other people's edibles into brown paper sacks. Then one day, a lightning bolt shattered a shipment of exotic shampoos spattering me with a once-in-a-lifetime mix of perfumes, herbs and non-toxic chemicals and I discovered that, in that auspicious accident, I had been -- transformed! Fate had granted me super powers! I could fly -- twelve feet above the ground! I have the strength of two-and-a-half-men! And I have the uncanny ability to see in the dark without a night light!
(Poses righteously while exuding an aura of justice for a couple minutes.)
Oh wait...
(Takes the papersack off.)
...that's only sometimes. The name's Himitsu, herald of all that is awesome and ice cream, and Raliegh traded your location for a piece of pie that I stole back while he was getting a fork!! I'm a Mazoku and I am here to wack Pulsar on the head and steal all your stuff.....after I figure out why I'm a six inch tall plushie version of myself!! I bet it was those cookies I ate on the way in, but how could I resist? They had sprinkles!! SPRINKLES!!

What did I ever do to Black Dragon? You know it wasn't your fault in the sort of way that means that it really wasn't your fault in a you're-guilty-sort-of-way.

...

Regardless, just for that I deny you stinky feet! You can't have any of your own!

And, well... Welcome. I have been wondering for a while if Raleigh would ever inspire anyone to come over here to see me. XD

ya someone took the bait I laid out. They worked well. I just wonder what happened to the tg part?
Also, welcome and I want the link to the place you come from. It sounds cool.

PLUSHIE! *GLOMP*

... *Cough* Sorry, I have a weakness. ._.

Anyway, welcome to MSF! Seems like you'll fit into the insanity just fine. Enjoy your stay. :D

I didn't come over to see you! I came over to get revenge on you! REVENGE I SAY!! REVENGE!! And your fancy words mean nothing to me, it's all your fault BD's dead!! Sure, I got to forge his will, usurp his power, and generally profited the most from his death, but that's beside the point! VENGENCE SHALL BE MINE!!

As you for what happened to the TG part of those cookies Arya-chan....beats the hell out of me. And I come from http://www.fukufics.com/ which is currently down!! Which didn't really matter for me until today since I was swamped with work.

Oh, yeah? Well, how dare you revenge me when I revenged you in secret?

Welcome to our merry company, Himitsu. I don't know what happened that caused you to search for revenge, but I like it. A grudge between party members makes for interesting plot development.

Musashi wrote:PLUSHIE! *GLOMP*

... *Cough* Sorry, I have a weakness. ._.

...*gasp*...everything going dark...must escape from hug of death.....wait a second! I don't need to breath! AND I can teleport!
(Appears on top of Musashi's head.)

Anyway, welcome to MSF! Seems like you'll fit into the insanity just fine. Enjoy your stay.

(Raises my staff.)
*CLONK*
That's what you get for hugging me you crazy chick....guy....whatever the hell you are.

Oh, yeah? Well, how dare you revenge me when I revenged you in secret?

Oh I dare alright! I double dog with a fresh cut sugar strawberry filled vanilla cream filling on top dare you!

Cherry trumps strawberry. Ha! I win. You should have gone with banana.

DOES NOT! My strawberry was sugar coated! That trumps cheery and banana, but not blueberry!

I just remembered. The tg element of the cookies is on a time delay. It should be kicking in anytime now.

Himitsu wrote:DOES NOT! My strawberry was sugar coated! That trumps cheery and banana, but not blueberry!

Not unless the cherry has a stem! When eaten, the cells inside it can grant perfect health by replacing any bad cell with good ones.

That's what you think!! The black hole in training that is my stomach probably digested the stupid weak girly TG magic.
(Burst into evil....giggles, then stops abrudtly.)
Okay so it did work, but it's only a finger snap to fix!! *SNAP*
(Snaps my finger, which is quite a feat for a plushie, and switches my gender back.)
I've come across with Pulsar before! It'll take more then a cookie! As for you Pulsar!! CHEERY STEM SUCKS!! And I like my bad evil cells!

*Himitsu gender switches again*

Never doubt my magic. I have powerful magic. Plus the cookies were made by pure TF/TG magic. You can't change back unless you get the antidote.

Oh yeah!? I gots me some powerful magic to! That's also backed up by the power of ice cream and kleptomania!!
(Pulls out a soft serve ice cream cone forged by the icy depths of Mount Really Really Freaking Cold Man and takes a lick.)
Mmmm, despair and coffee gender andidote stolen while you where looking flavored!! *SNAP*
(Switches genders again....but remains a plushie.)
.....meh.
(Ignores everybody in favor of my ice cream.)