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Postby muffinstud » Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:51 am

Fangorious Fool wrote:How can a loaf of bread sharpen a knife?


How can the ruler of a secret society spend all their time with spam? How can I even type to post posts? I have no hands! Gahh!

In response, it is a knife made entirely of baked goods (mostly really stale pretzel bits), and so I have complete control over how sharp or unsharp it is.
*the sharp pretzel knife is weilded by some kind of phantom limb* HAVE AT YOU! *makes a stabby motion*

PS: Green Lantern COULD technically save the tires on the bus, thereby making a tidy profit in the local classifieds as the bus-full-o-kiddies slides to fiery doom. But that would make him a bad guy. Or Himitsu.
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Postby Snow Dragon » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:30 am

muffinstud wrote:
Fangorious Fool wrote:How can a loaf of bread sharpen a knife?


How can the ruler of a secret society spend all their time with spam? How can I even type to post posts? I have no hands! Gahh!

In response, it is a knife made entirely of baked goods (mostly really stale pretzel bits), and so I have complete control over how sharp or unsharp it is.
*the sharp pretzel knife is weilded by some kind of phantom limb* HAVE AT YOU! *makes a stabby motion*

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Postby Raleigh » Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:45 am

Hm.. so BD can turn invisible. And here I thought he had no powers. *Makes a note.*
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Postby Yellow Wizard » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:43 pm

So they called you Fool, hmm?

Ok, I have to ask. Why?
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Postby Snow Dragon » Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:51 pm

Yellow Wizard wrote:So they called you Fool, hmm?

Ok, I have to ask. Why?

Take a peek in the Muffin Room.
It will become apparent rather quickly.
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Postby Yellow Wizard » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:04 am

Hmm. This Muffin room is strange and comical.
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