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Kitty being dragged in from outside

Postby Neko- » Sat May 05, 2007 3:21 am

*Drops in*

<SPLAT>

Umm... ouchie? Who put that hole there???

*looks around only to notice a whole new forum*

Not sure if I'm in the right place here, but I figure while I'm here I might just aswell sign up.

*gestures to the hole in the ceiling*

Fell through there from Fukufics, so you all know where I'm coming from here.

Anyways, Name's Neko-, and as is blatently obvious I'm a black cat. Male if any questions are asked! Gotten a curse on Fukufics due to some... unforeseen... circumstances on Fukufics which required the intervention of Himitsu, Stratagemini, water and a Dragonslave. Don't ask. Just know Himitsu must die for this transgression but steadily refuses to do so.

And before any wise guy/girl starts electrocuting me, or whacking me, or whatever to see what the curse is and how it's activated... Water. Based on temperature. Gah... Know your Ranma. And to prevent getting soaked in testing that out, curse is a catgirl-body. Note the body, not the mind. Still male!

As to my activity here... Real life has been banging me up a bit lately, so not sure how active I'll be, but hey... atleast I'll be around...

*bows for the audience, and wanders off to plot further ways to facilitate Himitsu's demise*
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Postby Musashi » Sat May 05, 2007 3:28 am

Hallo there, new person! :D Welcome to MSF!

A fellow kittycat~ As for me, well, I'm a girl who likes to hang around as a catboy. A catboy NINJA~!

From one cat to another, I offer you tasty salmon and a toy! *Presents a platter of fresh salmon and an ostrich-plushie filled with catnip* :3
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat May 05, 2007 3:29 am

Hey, look! A match made in heaven! Dare I say, dare I say, dare I say! XD

Anyway, aloha! And now I'll leave you to figure out just what I mean! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!
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Postby Musashi » Sat May 05, 2007 3:38 am

I've already got a match, Nikkou. XD *NOOGIE* But perhaps this new kitty and I can finally start the FELINE REVOLUTION! The world will bow to the ones who meow~
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Postby Neko- » Sat May 05, 2007 3:40 am

From one cat to another, I offer you tasty salmon and a toy! *Presents a platter of fresh salmon and an ostrich-plushie filled with catnip* :3

Takes the toy, and devours the salmon... Tks :)

Hey, look! A match made in heaven! Dare I say, dare I say, dare I say! XD

Anyway, aloha! And now I'll leave you to figure out just what I mean! Mwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaa!

*Tosses the toy at lightning speed at Empyrean Nikkou*

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Postby David » Sat May 05, 2007 3:41 am

Another cat person, huh? Well you should do just fine here and it seems like you will have a lot of fun. Excuse me a moment.

Manpuncher pulls out a can of "Cat person repellant spray" and sprays a generous amount of the stuff all over his body.

There, that should keep them away... uh, yeah don't mind me, I'm drunk again.
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Postby Mitera Nikkou » Sat May 05, 2007 3:43 am

I think Musashi's FELINE REVOLUTION includes a failsafe to facilitate Himitsu's doom. :wink:

Hey, Musashi, you can count me in. :O
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Postby Anamnesis » Sat May 05, 2007 9:42 am

Hm...*spritzes the Neko- with a spray bottle filled with cold water*
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Postby Neko- » Sat May 05, 2007 9:48 am

*ducks the spray*

HEY! What did I just say about trying out the water!!!
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Postby Snow Dragon » Sat May 05, 2007 10:07 am

Hey! It's Henchkittyboy!
That's Jester's nickname for you, anyway. It's too long for me.
I'll call you Garfield.
(Sets Garfield on fire) Ah, nostalgia.
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Postby Neko- » Sat May 05, 2007 10:10 am

Hey! It's Henchkittyboy!

That's it! I'm outta here!

That's Jester's nickname for you, anyway. It's too long for me.

Oh... Guess I'll stay then...

I'll call you Garfield.

............................

(Sets Garfield on fire) Ah, nostalgia.

Too bad I won't burn. Himitsu tried that a few times already. Asbestos fur. Got skinned once. Decided it wouldn't hurt getting a fire-repallant fur while in the process of getting new fur...

*pops his claws*

And I strongly suggest you loose that nickname for me...
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Postby Mistress Guendolen » Sat May 05, 2007 10:20 am

Hello! Nice to meet you. **pats and offers kitty treats** I'm heartily in favor of anyone wanting to take down the bane that is Himitsu. You can count me your ally. :) Beyond that, though, have yourself a good old time here, and you might want to get a shield. There are certain people who are going to want to kitty-girl-ify you as often as they can, I suspect....
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Postby Queen Octavia » Sat May 05, 2007 10:33 am

*Flies over in a water-bombing plane*

*Unloads 12 000 gallons of...milk! Right on top of you*

What, kittys like milk, don'ts theyzes? Oh God, I'd better get out of here before that stuff sours x_X. As the good old boys on battle.net used to say before a game, "gl hf dd ka nr lw". Or in other words, have fun ;p
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Postby Neko- » Sat May 05, 2007 10:47 am

*milk puts Neko- into catgirl form*

Damnit! I was trying to avoid that...

*reaches into her subspace pocket, hauls out a catapult and a huge rock, and shoots it at the bomberplane, hitting it dead center*

Get down here and clean up that mess you made!!!

Oh, and as to me wandering around as a girl... I do that pretty often as is anyway. The opposable thumbs and subspace kinda allure me to it... BUT I'M STILL A GUY!!!!
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Postby Metroidvania » Sat May 05, 2007 11:15 am

(wanders over, floating over the milk)

Hi, Neko-.

Nice to see you over here on this possibly even more twisted realm, especially with Muffinville....
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