A bad DIM-Jump

[Lord Aries Greymon]

*out in space, slightly below the planet's equator, a purple-Orange portal open up*

*nearly three minutes later, the portal swells to roughly four times it's size, and hurls a pair of ships through, though one appears to have been skewered by the other*

*the portal quickly closes, but not before slamming both ships with a nauesiating wave of Octarine energy*

"Standing down from DIM stations, no new damage reported sir."

"Lord Aries, are you allriiiiii!!"

"What? is there something on my face? \the top-hat falls off/

"Hmm? Property of Gendo Ikari?" \blinks/ "How the hell did I turn into Gendo 'Monacle' Ikari?"

"Doesn't matter. Agnos, see if you can get us stabilized, and then see about getting that damnned Mikonos off of my ship."

[Just some lady]

Gendo! ^__^

*Welcomes*

[Raleigh]

Howdy LAG. Going to open a spacestation here?

[Lord Aries Greymon]

Howdy LAG. Going to open a spacestation here?

"Perhaps. Perhaps not."

"Hello to you as well!"

\Aries strides through the corridors, trying to find a path to Astrometrics that wasn't sealed off/

"I am not using no damnned Crawlspace on my own damn starship."

[Raleigh]

Lag, please watch the language. I don't think they like cussing very much over here, its supposed to be a pg-13 board. Some is acceptable, but not too much.

[Musashi]

Well, I think "damn" is considered acceptable... I mean, it shows up in PG-13 shows. :o

Anyway, HALLO THAR. :D *Blasts a package of cheese into space!*

[Raleigh]

Really? I never was good at noticing that sort of thing. So basically no speaking like dialogue from a Spike Lee movie or a Dave Chapell skit.

[Beyond]

\Ok this is new to me/

DAMN
v.intr.
To swear; curse.
interj.
Used to express anger, irritation, contempt, or disappointment.
n.
1. The saying of "damn" as a curse.
2. Informal The least valuable bit; a jot: not worth a damn.
adv. & adj.
Damned.

Hello.

[Lord Aries Greymon]

\punches through the hull to catch the cheese/

"Cheeeeeeeeese!!!!!!"

And understood, no F-word, they'd much prefer darn over the D-word.

Hmmm, is H*** allowed? I know it should be, if only as the name of the place.
Just to be safe, I'll try and dot-censor everything.


\pulls his arm in, depressurizing the corridor, but giving Aries the cheese/

[Lord Aries Greymon]

Beyond, Musashi, Col. Caprice? Good day to ye gentle beings

And thanks to everyone who's welcomed me.

If this place is even half of what it's been described as, only Sleep depravation, death, and natural disasters will keep me from it.

[Just some lady]

O__O Gentle beings!?

*Spins around*

Where!?
...
Oh--us?
Yeah...about that...

[Mistress Guendolen]

Welcome! I see you've had a taste of- and predictions of- the chaos prevalent to this realm. Well, best thing to do is just roll with it. Do that and you shall be fine. Hope you find a niche and a good time with the crazies.

[Adell Plushie]

Well, if it isn't a new servant!
Welcome! Your new name is Vassal #3!

[Kara-chan]

It's Gendo! *sings!*

[Raleigh]

Nah, hell is fine since the location gets used quite a lot.