Heyas All

[Rowan]

Well, I've known of MSF for, oh, around half a year, but never checked it out until now. (You should see my vast array of bookmarks and favorites. Last I checked they numbered over 3,000.)

Anyhow, I really hate doing introduction threads because I either have nothing to say or intentionally try and pad it out and sound obnoxious. So, I'll give some quick basic information and if anyone has any questions I'll answer them to the best of my ability. (See? I'm sounding obnoxious already. )

Age: 22
Gender: Male
Hair: Red
Height: 6ft
Culture: American
Languages Known: English, Bad English, and Profanity.
(Warning: All statistics and measures are subject to spontaneous change without reason; at least if what I've heard about this place is true .)

[Just some lady]

Hello! ^__^

[Mistress Guendolen]

Welcome! Nice to meet you. Care for a salute? If not, we have cookies. Have fun! We're crazy, but well-meaning.

[Rowan]

Thank you both for the very fast and very warm welcome! I'll pass on the edibles. I've read things about the food here

[Beyond]

Anyhow, I really hate replying introduction threads because I either have nothing to say or intentionally try and pad it out and sound obnoxious.

[Rowan]

Yet you did anyway! You must really like me!

[Mistress Guendolen]

You're welcome. And I promise my cookies are fine. I don't do anything funny to people in their introduction threads without their express say-so. Go ahead, pick any random one and I'll eat it in front of you as a show of good faith.

[Just some lady]

Thank you both for the very fast and very warm welcome! I'll pass on the edibles. I've read things about the food here

Y'r welcome for the welcomeeee!

[Rowan]

Awwww shucks! What a warm welcome!

Alright, I'll take a cookie. *Surreptitiously slips it into his pocket pretending to eat it* Tastey!

[Mistress Guendolen]

I saw the sleight of hand, but I'm not offended. Guess a bit of wariness can be useful around here. **takes a cookie out and eats it** They really are good, though.... And nothing weird is happening to me, see?

[Magical Swordsman Vahn]

Oh, you can be sure that those statistics will change soon... either that, or you'll have people literally standing on your head.

[Rowan]

I believe a Woody Allen movie said it best:

BOSS: "Do you know what they call people who think that everybody's out to get them?"

ALLEN: "Yeah, perceptive."


Literally standing on my head?

Hmmm, I'd better go buy a helmet.

[Musashi]

Hallo thar, new person! Welcome to MSF. :D

Well, if anything about you is changed, it'll only be if you're cool with it... you don't have to be anything you really don't want to. ^_^

Anyway, hope you have a fun time! HERE, HAVE A PINEAPPLE. *Balances one on your head*

[Mitera Nikkou]

Ahoy there, matey! How does thy bow part the waters? :O

[Rowan]

Eep! Prickly!

Hehe, thanks

Well, I'm having fun already and I haven't even gotten out of my introduction thread yet



My bow cuts the water like a hot knife through butter. Silently like a goldfish glides through a pond. And as powerfully as a gorilla on steroids.