Magical Sailor Fuku

Sensei Kimiko wrote:Moo! Good to see you around. Beware of falling ducks.

Eeep! I almost missed this one. >_< *bows*

Many thanks Kimiko! I'll keep my eyes peeled.

*does so*

AWWWWWGHHHHH!

MY EYES!!!!

(Fights off Ahab using Hammer's body as a weapon)
Hiyah! You'll never catch me alive, Captain!

I never said that was an option!

*Feints with her hammer while bringing up a Cattle Prod and zapping BD*

(Dodges, as a hammer is a pretty difficult weapon to feint with successfully)
Arrr, yer not gettin' this white whale, Ahab!

Hmmmm, look! Your shoes are untied!

(Scoffs)
Yeah, right! Do you really think that will work more than on-
(Trips on untied shoelaces) *Thud!*

*Presses the cattle prod into BD's back*

Muahaha.

*Grabs the Cute Guendolen from his clutches*

*Sees the shiny item in Rowan's hands and runs past replacing it with a banana*

"Yoink"

*runs off*

What are you talking about? I AM a girl! I've got all the right bits! And no, I am NOT showing them to you to prove it! So you are most certainly not getting a "piece" of me, and nor is anyone else! Got that? **whacks him with the mallet**

BD wrote:

Arya wrote:*Loots hammer's pockets of all his stuff and runs off*

o.o
Hammer's a guy?
Wow. I guess it's true, you never can tell around here.
(Pokes Hammer) Though you have to admit, he makes a very convincing girl.

Oh, sweet! I get to see a slip of the pronoun on an actual female. XD

BD wrote:The shattered remains of my dignity.
Which reminds me, I'm not giving Void any Hammer if she's going to be wasting our budget on poorly-wired personal strongholds.
Excalibur's getting the torso instead.
Anybody else want a piece of Hammer?

Hey, I'll have you know that I make sure that the high speed internet, cable television, and phone lines work perfectly!

Guendolen wrote:What are you talking about? I AM a girl! I've got all the right bits! And no, I am NOT showing them to you to prove it! So you are most certainly not getting a "piece" of me, and nor is anyone else! Got that? **whacks him with the mallet**

(Rolls out of the way of the strike)
Wow, you just had an entire indignant argument with yourself.
So you don't like the nickname Hammer? How would you feel about Crazy Lady?

I wasn't arguing with myslf, buster, I was yelling at you. So hard to get that notion through your thick skull? **whacks with the mallet again**

*Grabs the hammer before it can contact and replaces it with a rubber one*

"Yoink"

Hey! What was that for? How am I supposed to do any damage with this? **tosses rubber mallet aside and pulls a spare real one out of the invisible cartoon extra-dimensional air pocket storage space**