Amber wrote:The meteor explodes above Himitsuraining down flaming candy and pinatas.
Okay, So my spellcasting isn't 100% yet at least we can have a really hot party with these flaming pinatas.
(Gets stabbed in the eye by a candy cane.)
AHHHHHHHHH!! MY EYE!!
(Stumbles forward and trips over a pinata.)
ACK!! *WHAM* *CRASH* *BAM* *KERSLAM*
(Hits the ground hard from the trip, then rolls over a jagged candy cane and lollypop covered ground, coming to stop right next to a pile of Spicy Flamming Hot Jolly Ranchers.)
Who dares attack the mighty Himitsu in such an underhanded manner!?
(Lights my thumb like a lighter so I can get a better look at who would dare oppose me.)
SHOW THY SEL-*KRAKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(The pile of Spicy Flamming Hot Jolly Ranchers next to me explodes.)
*cough* I'm okay! *cough*
(Stumbles out of the smoke.)
It'll take more then that to kill m-*PLOP*
(Gets hit on the head by a falling unicorn shaped pinata.)
BLARG!! *THUD*
(Falls over on a pile of Laffy Taffy, dead as a door nail.)