Magical Sailor Fuku

by **Snow Dragon** » Sun Apr 08, 2007 5:57 pm

Raleigh wrote:But.. uhm.. but... Meh, I have no comeback at the moment.

(Down in Hell, Fool suddenly gets the urge to curse. A lot)
Stan (sweatdropping): So, what, are you holding back on MY account?

by **Himitsu** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:22 am

(A crystal appears, and Jester plushie grabs it)
Jester plushie: Yoink! (Teleports away)

(Jester plushie appears infront of me holding the crystal above his head.)
Jester plushi: Mission! Complete!!
Yeah, yeah, good job, yadda yadda, hand over the goods short stuff!
Jester plushie: What? You think I got this for you? Screw you! It's mine!! I stole it unfairly and hexagonaly!
Isn't it fair and square?
Jester plushie: No.
Okay then, how'd a hexagon come into the equation?
Jester plushie: That is a secr-
YOINK!!
(Jestery plushie blinks blinks when Himitsu steals the crystal while he was busy wagging his finger and trying to look superior.)
Jester plushie: ....damn I'm smart.
And handsome too! GIMMIE MENU!!
Jester plushie: IT'S MINE!! *CHOMP*
(Jester plushies dives at Himitsu and chomps down on his hand.)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GETITOFFME!! It might have rabies!!
Jester plushie: Damn right! I haven't had my shots yet!

by **Snow Dragon** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:30 am

+Crystal menu:
1) It's election time!
2) You have to ask yourself one question...
3) Do you feel lucky?
4) Well? Do ya?
5) PUNK!
6) I think the record will show that I loathe the undead.+

by **Himitsu** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:40 am

Jester plushie and Himitsu: I always feel lucky!! I choose, Do you feel lucky?
(The plushie and Himitsu blink then turn to glare at each other.)

by **Snow Dragon** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:10 pm

(Jester is awarded the 13 mm. Jackal!)
(This massive pistol is inspired by the Hellsing series and has been modified for use in dealing with all manner of supernatural threats instead of just vampires)
(In addition to the various array of anti-vampire, anti-demon, and anti-Nazi ammunition, the forum version has come with additional options:
- Armor-piercing Satanic bullets forged from brimstone for destroying holy robots
- Soap-filled hollow points for blasting away hobos and Frenchmen. Small pockets of fresh pine scent within the shells turn that stench of trash and cigarettes to the fresh aroma of a burgeoning evergreen!
- Gender neutralizer bullets for counteracting unwilling transformations into the opposite sex, perfect for the good samaritan trying to help out transgendered unfortunates. Of course, they'll still have a powerful slug in them and probably lose a major organ or bone from the blast, but it's the thought that counts, right?)

(The crystal shatters, and the Jackal falls to the ground... in all it's plushie-sized miniature glory)

by **Himitsu** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:33 pm

DAMN YOU BD!!
(Shrinks myself down to minature size and picks up my Jackal.)
How dare you let my gun get dirty on the floor!!
(Finds Sith Lord BD plushie and shoots him in the head.)

by **Snow Dragon** » Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:43 pm

Himitsu wrote:DAMN YOU BD!!
(Shrinks myself down to minature size and picks up my Jackal.)
How dare you let my gun get dirty on the floor!!
(Finds Sith Lord BD plushie and shoots him in the head.)

(Jester is immediately bowled over by Jester plushie, who immediately starts camping the Sith Lord plushie hoping for a crystal)

by **Adell Plushie** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 12:40 pm

(Zooms in on his new eagle and lands on Himitsu's head)
Nice gun. Hand it over!

by **Xia** » Thu May 03, 2007 8:51 am

is this topic really still going?

by **Mitera Nikkou** » Thu May 03, 2007 12:47 pm

Not until you posted four days later.

by **Snow Dragon** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:52 pm

Empyrean Nikkou wrote:Not until you posted four days later. :P

(Jumps out of Hell)
Just like me - apparently - this thread is REVIVED!!

by **Raleigh** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:27 pm

*Shoots BD in the head.* And now its dead again.

by **Snow Dragon** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:44 pm

Ravenmad wrote:*Shoots BD in the head.* And now its dead again.

(Falls down)
(Flashes repeatedly)
(Vanishes, then reappears standing up)
Ha! I had another life!

by **Raleigh** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:45 pm

Congrats. Here are some fireworks to celebrate. *Tosses a lit cartoon style bomb at BD.*

by **Snow Dragon** » Thu May 03, 2007 4:48 pm

Ravenmad wrote:Congrats. Here are some fireworks to celebrate. *Tosses a lit cartoon style bomb at BD.*

(Licks fingers)
*PST!* (Puts out the fuse)
HA!! Is that the best you can-
*BWOOOM!!* (The bomb explodes anyway)

(BD's body flashes repeatedly)
(It vanishes, then reappears standing up)
Hmmm... bad trend.

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