Revenge!!

[Raleigh]

Heh, that happens to people on occasions. Be happy you didn't do like I did one evening when something somone said hit me the wrong way. I will never ever be able to live down that particular blow up, then again when you curse up a storm in a ranting post it is kind of hard to not be embarrassed by it later.

[Himitsu]

Why can't the two sides leave each other alone and live in peace instead of trying to push their views onto the other?

Probably because I'm here to declare war on peace and happiness as well. I'm afraid I'm not much a team player, you see. It gets messy, with all the emotional commitment and conflicting sub-plots and being entirely unreliable and all.

[Mistress Guendolen]

I didn't say you had to be a team player. Just that perhaps a bit of live and let live should be tried. You don't have to be their buddies in peace and harmony; just you do your thing and let them do theirs. Why the heck do you want to declare war on happiness, anyway? I mean, I suppose some might consider peace dull and prefer chaos or whatever, but happiness is good! Why don't you want people to be happy? Unless seeing them miserable is what gives you your jollies.... I just don't understand that mindset. Mom works with someone like that (they're both nursing instructors, and this other teacher gets a power trip out of failing students and making them miserable), and they're not the sort of people I'd expect to find hanging out here.

[Himitsu]

I didn't say you had to be a team player. Just that perhaps a bit of live and let live should be tried. You don't have to be their buddies in peace and harmony; just you do your thing and let them do theirs.

But that would be nice! I don't do nice!

Why the heck do you want to declare war on happiness, anyway?

Because it gives me indigestion!

I mean, I suppose some might consider peace dull and prefer chaos or whatever, but happiness is good!

Exactly! Happiness must die!

Why don't you want people to be happy?

Because negative emotions are so much more tasty!

Unless seeing them miserable is what gives you your jollies.... I just don't understand that mindset.

Ah, never met a Mazoku before then have you? Mazoku feed off negative emotions which are at an all time high during war and conflict. Postive emotions like happiness, love, joy, ect aren't very tasty at all!! Despair is my favorite! Mix it with coffee ice cream and it's even better!

[Mistress Guendolen]

Nope, never met a Mazoku. But there's a flaw in your argument here. Ice cream... tends to induce feelings of joy, happiness, etc. Yet you endorse it. Why is this?...

[Himitsu]

You forgot that it can induce feelings of envy and anger if you eat it infront of someone else and don't share!!

[Musashi]

Hrmmm, I dunno about a Sisterhood vs. Brotherhood thing.... can't they just combine forces and take over the world together? :O

But if I had to choose... well, I do enjoy weasels and pie. ^___^

AND PLUSHIES *Foams at the mouth* Dance, Himitsu! Dance the dance of plushies! @_____@

[Mitera Nikkou]

But what if you want to be neutral but not nekkid?

I said clothes were optional. ^_^; Just like how the Sisterhood and Brotherhood hinge on certain clothes, Nekkidness hinges on none... Which either means no clothes, or wearing clothes without it being used to conflict with other articles of clothing.

[Himitsu]

Hrmmm, I dunno about a Sisterhood vs. Brotherhood thing.... can't they just combine forces and take over the world together? :O

But that means I gotta sh'air. That the word? Yeah, sha'ring. However you say it! I don't do that!

But if I had to choose... well, I do enjoy weasels and pie. ^___^

AND PLUSHIES *Foams at the mouth* Dance, Himitsu! Dance the dance of plushies! @_____@

We also have ice cream, and a plushie army!! And a giant DDR machine that will insure us to victory!!
(Breaks out into the Unholy Mazoku Victory Dance.)

[Mistress Guendolen]

Oh. I see. I think I could potentially get behind that.... Everybody wears whatever is comfy to them and doesn't try to make them fight each other.

But what if you want to be neutral but not nekkid?

I said clothes were optional. ^_^; Just like how the Sisterhood and Brotherhood hinge on certain clothes, Nekkidness hinges on none... Which either means no clothes, or wearing clothes without it being used to conflict with other articles of clothing.

[Himitsu]

The Pants Liberation Army is all for wearing whatever the heck you want! We just want to end the opression of pants!!! DOWN WITH THE FUKU!! DOWN WITH THE SISTERHOOD!! Join us! We have plenty of pants to go around!

[Mistress Guendolen]

As I said before, I have yet to see pants being oppressed. In fact, history indicates that pants have always indicated increased mobility; for years, it was only men who wore them, and it was only men who were supposed to be out in the real world being active. Skirts are the restrictive and restricting garment, if anything. But if someone wants to wear one, who are we to say them nay? If your army is for wearing whatever you want, then if should leave the skirt girls to their own devices,and just try to refrain from being around them more than necessary.

[Himitsu]

The sisterhood opressed pants ruthlessly on my forums!! It was only through much violence and killing each other for crystals that we where able to overcome the opression of pants!! And I need an excuse to start a war anyway, no matter how fickle and insane said excuse is! I'll just call it a preemptive strike!

[Mistress Guendolen]

But there's the rub- those were other forums. You can't guarantee that people will act the same way here. Not all forums are cut from the same cloth, after all. Try to find some other way to be jingoistic. Shouldn't be that hard, for someone as chaotically random as you.

[Himitsu]

True, but that won't stop me from trying to start a war anyway! After all I'm a ruthless sadistic psychotic misogynistic intergaltic evil mastermind and owner of a successful multiversal chain of ice cream stores!! Not to mention the Multiverse Marble Champion for the last 243 years. And inventor of the Cardboard Power Coffee machine that doubles as a giant laser!