The Darkness has Returned

[Himitsu]

Hey, it won't do anything for you Amanda. Since you're an Eternal, you count as sisterhood, and Hime-chan put in a fail safe so Sisterhood members can't use crytals.

(Would say that the failsafe was just on my crystals, and the Sisterhood scum could use them, but would die trying, but is busy "swimming" toward BD's crystal.)
Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Fools! They do not see the true crystal when it's right under their noses! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah!
(Shoves my hand into the ground and pulls out a homely looking crystal that is wearing a pair of glasses.)
Victory is mine!
(Taps the crystal on the left side.)
Password! "May the Spam Be with you!" Command Prompt; Display Plushie Menu! Sub Menu Password Phrase! "Okay Sunny, so the Brotherhood plays with dolls. I'll give you that, but at least our dolls are classified as Weapons of Mass Destruction by the Geneva Convention. That's gotta count for something."

[Mitera Nikkou]

Failsafe? Bah! Easily taken care of. *Creates and spiritually distributes a cootie virus that effects crystals, that will override its ability to stop those of the Sisterhood from using them*

I'll have a drink, Amanda. Please? :O

[Snow Dragon]

+Crystal menu
1) Cyber Moon plushie
2) Pen-Pen plushie
3) Tea with BD!
4) Accidents happen
5) New nickname
6) Haiku+

[Himitsu]

Well that's a no brainer! I choose Accidents happen!

[Snow Dragon]

Well that's a no brainer! I choose Accidents happen!

(Shadows suddenly darken the ground as mishandled pianos being unloaded from distant apartment buildings appear overhead, plummeting to the ground)
*Crunch!* *Smash!* *Wham!*
(Everyone but Popebot is crushed by a grand piano)

(A whistling noise is heard overhead as a massive shape drops down from the heavens, blotting out the sun entirely)
*CRUNCH!!* (A comet-sized piano lands on Popebot)

[Himitsu]

*CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK* *KERSMASH*
(Throws the piano off of myself and shakes my fist at the sky.)
Where the hell is my accident prone plushie the crystal promised me! MAKE WITH THE GOODS!

[Kohaku]

X_X

[Mitera Nikkou]

*I make a grand escape from the grand piano by dropping down to Hell to give Drags a visit*

Salutations! :O

[Snow Dragon]

*CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK* *KERSMASH*
(Throws the piano off of myself and shakes my fist at the sky.)
Where the hell is my accident prone plushie the crystal promised me! MAKE WITH THE GOODS!

(A paper airplane glides down from the heavens)

[Snow Dragon]

*I make a grand escape from the grand piano by dropping down to Hell to give Drags a visit*

Salutations! :O

(Puts hands on hips)
This is all your fault, you know.

[Mitera Nikkou]

And I'm proud of it, too. This mother isn't going to coddle you, no-sir-ee.

[Himitsu]

(Grabs the paper airplane out of the air and unfolds it.)
This better have good news!

[Snow Dragon]

And I'm proud of it, too. This mother isn't going to coddle you, no-sir-ee.

You are SO not getting a card for Mother's day this year.

[Himitsu]

(Would say that she shouldn't get one in the first place, but isn't dead.)

[Snow Dragon]

(The Great Will dashes through)
Great Will of the Macrocosm: Oh dear, oh dear! Let's fix this up right away!
(The world resets)

(BD glares at Jester)
Knock it off!