Revenge!!

[Himitsu]

The ice cream phase of course.

[Snow Dragon]

The ice cream phase of course.

"The ice cream phase"? That's it? That's the best you could come up with?
Get him!
(The daemonette's attack with the fury of a half-dozen mostly naked chicks with claws)
Hit! Hit! Miss! Rending! Miss! Miss! Hit! Rending! Miss! Hit!
Two more wounds with no save! And three armor saves after that! You're doomed, fool! DOOMED!!

[Himitsu]

"The ice cream phase"? That's it? That's the best you could come up with?

Well, yeah, would you prefer the frozen treat phase? Perhaps the item phase? Maybe the annoy BD with mundane phase names phase?

Get him!
(The daemonette's attack with the fury of a half-dozen mostly naked chicks with claws)
Hit! Hit! Miss! Rending! Miss! Miss! Hit! Rending! Miss! Hit!
Two more wounds with no save! And three armor saves after that! You're doomed, fool! DOOMED!!

Ack! Hey! Ice cream phase isn't over yet! You can't enter another attack phase yet! OW! Crap! I'm at 20% life, one more rending and I'm dead!!
(Divine Anti-Cheating Laws kick in.)
*BAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *BAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP* *KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
(Divine Lightning rains from the sky, annilating the daemonette's. A light shines down from the sky, engulfing Himitsu followed by a booming voice.)
And from the heavens came a shining becon of light, and from that light commandeth that thou shalt not die at 20% of thine life, instead thou shalt be reckonciled and spared the wrath of those that would destroy you. So let it be written, so let it be done.
(Blinks.)
....HAH!! In your face BD!! Hell yea-*BAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
(Is zapped by Divine Lightning for swearing.)
Ow.....*THUD*

[Raleigh]

Looks like Kami still doesn't want you cursing there Himitsu. Hm.. I wonder if I can as Rei...

[Himitsu]

Hey! You replied to each part of one post with two separate posts!
Why you! I'd be angry at this blatantly illegal post count inflation if you weren't also inflating the number of responses in my intro thread!

(Jumps to my feet and shamefully takes my reply to my welcome thread.)
Like you're one to talk about inflation! Mister Quad poster!!