Magical Sailor Fuku

Where are you? You're a fungi to be around, you know!

You weren't hit by the anti-fungal movement, were you? :O

Well, in case you make it back... *I prepare a dark, warm and moist place for you to live in*

*Dies of horrible puns, leaving behind a sign saying "the cake is a lie"*

Happy birthday, oh sentient mushroom. Here is a Portabella cake for you.