Magical Sailor Fuku

As you all know, I'm Xia, and I'm the boss of you. You have to do what I say, because that's how this stuff works. And the first order of business is... to build a large statue of me, so that all may gaze upon my awesomeness. Because I rock like a sock. And if that doesn't titillate your senses enough, "Ode de gym sock" will be available at a local sporting goods store near you. And I've already got your ears covered with the subliminal messages that I've hidden in your music, done in my captivating voice.

You know what to do.

Hm...It looks like Xia, her story checks out.

*I scribble some things on a notepad*
Hmm... doesn't sound like something she would do, though...

You dare question me? You would have me exercise my authority to prove who I am? So be it. But you will pay for making me going out of my way on my lifetime off.

*I jab my finger at Haylie*

Perhaps an act of God will teach you! :O

I honestly think the cardboard cutout of Xia looks more like Xia than the sock puppet of Xia.

*cuddles the cardboard cutout* :3

Haylie wrote:*I scribble some things on a notepad*
Hmm... doesn't sound like something she would do, though...

But she just said it. So it does. Stop questioning questionable authority, that's my bit.

Also, Ni--xia, a statue? Can't you think of something more awesome? I mean, even if someone's willing to co-operate, that's a boring demand. From a boring The Man. I see, carry on.

But I'm a boring person. As well as mentally-challenged. And I drool over Thundar the Barbarian. You know this. But if you really think that something awesome would be better...

Hmmmm...

I know. Forget about the statue; instead, everyone will now build a go-kart track out of chocolate. Be sure to build it around a mountain shaped like Musashi, and name the track Musa Mountain. Raise a herd of neko bread that occasionally block the road on one of the passes. And put some rabid bishi mice in the tunnel going through the mountain, which sparkle in the dark. Also, be sure to add a Corumoose at the summit, which will push over cherry-filled boulders down the mountain and across the track.

Leave out the Karmlet. He'll ruin everything.

And don't let my boss know about it, or else she'll just eat the track.

Is it just me, or is there another Nikkou running around now?

It's not just you.

I taught Haylie a lesson.

*I fold my arms and nod with satisfaction*

May he suffer in Nikkou's accursed form!

Well, you guys better get to appeasin' Xia, then. I don't have to, we're tight, we fought in the war together.

Also, I'm surprised you didn't demand a shrubbery.

I'll leave that up to Mischa. After all, you can't have shrubbery without rubbery.

Cardboard Cutout Xia wrote:I don't have to, we're tight, we fought in the war together.

Karm has seen my scars

Sockpuppet Xia wrote:I'll leave that up to Mischa. After all, you can't have shrubbery without rubbery.

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*offers the sock puppet an inflatable palm tree. Or maybe it's an inflatable Xia! They do bear a kind of vague resemblance*