Magical Sailor Fuku

I've known you for a long time, but I just can't seem to think of an appropriate birthday gift for you. Maybe that's the problem: can anything ever be appropriate? That's some quasi existential crap right there.

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Wait! That's it! Quasi! That could be your new motto!

*Bestows upon Nikkou her new quasi motto*

Happy birthday! Don't forget the... hang on... it's on the tip of my tongue... Whoops, I forgot what to tell you not to forget.

Sprinkles for the ice cream cake?

Works for me!

A, B, C, D, E, F, G? :O

Very happy birthday unto you! Your perfectly random present will arrive at a random time, as these things tend to.

Happy birthday, oh Nekkid One. Just remember, there is no cake.

Happy Birthday~!
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^^

*Snuggles Nikkou.*

Happy Birthday!

Gwen:

Well, as one can expect from something random, sometimes it's in the form of a plan. Even though I don't want a birthday present, much less any kind of celebration, my mother is going to do something. Just not on my birthday, and just not with cake; but after the fact, and with Alice springs chicken or something. <_<;

Ookalf:

You'd think that you'd think otherwise with your cake hole open like that.

Caprice:

Oh, noes! I've been snuggled!

*Flounders around like a fish out of water... and, strangely enough, with a mouth for the occasion*

Rowan:

I know where this is going, Rowan.

And that's it. My mental faculties have been used up by writing, so I can't think of anything intelligent to say. Not that that is any surprise. XD

Ookalf wrote:Happy birthday, oh Nekkid One. Just remember, there is no cake.

It's not that it's not there, it's just a lie.

My logic is undenyable.

Anywho, Happy Birthday, Mr./Ms. Admin Person Thing. May it be filled with

RANDOM DANCING.

For the last time: the lie is the cake.

My logic is undeniable. ;p

You lie. Like cake.

happy b-day may you something of something today...

And I stab you, too.

Haylie:

That's just agreeing with me. XD;;

The cake is also a liar.

OOOOH. What now!

Now you're just reiterating what you said! XD;;;;