Magical Sailor Fuku

What's this!? Another adult has sprung up within our midst!? What is the world coming to!? @_@

For this great tragedy, my gift for you is your servitude to me. Because Flannery will get me everywhere. ;p

Lol, pun.

Happy day-that-one-would-normally-celebrate-as-the-day-on-which-you-were-born, Flannery. You can light your own candles if you like.

Except the cake is a lie.

Thought I forgot about that, din'tcha?

Happy birthday! That cake is honest and true and oh so tasty, so eat up.

What did you guys get me? Other than a cake that is laced with a spell or two?

Haven't you been paying attention? There is no cake. The cake is a lie.

Will there be Pie?

Pie's still good. Pie hasn't been featured in a game yet, so go crazy.