My theory for balding

It's because of cultures that have a thing against body hair, but it's hair nonetheless and the combined parts of the body shaved outweigh the one part of the body's hair that is still favored for the most part (that of the hair on your head). I blame the ancient Greeks, those turkeys, them.
This isn't necessarily a serious topic but I'm not waving a TF gun around, either.
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Damn; where's an emoticon with a halo when you need one?
This isn't necessarily a serious topic but I'm not waving a TF gun around, either.
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Damn; where's an emoticon with a halo when you need one?
